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  • 73 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:14am

    wooooooooooooooooooooooooow...it makes me sad that people no longer have senses of humor. this was funny. if people would start laughing more instead of being uptight assholes, the world would be a better place. or just be sour and bitter, whichever you prefer.

  • 70 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:56pm

    11:06 I hope it's not caramel corn if you catch my drift.

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:00am

    Most people go to college and get an actual job... Then you get the druggies that think its cool to drop out of high school and work at subway, starbucks, McDonalds, Wendys or any other minimum wage job

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:12pm

    haha thats like at dunkin donuts i order a CUMlatta instead of a coolatta

  • 74 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:20pm

    I just want to know what ever happened to a simple cup of coffee?

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:17am

    I guess pussy is not on the menu @taco bell... :-/

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:40pm

    yeah, after you hear customers and their "super original" orders, you really just want to spit in their drink. You're not funny. You're not original. And I've trained myself to just hear key words and if you're an ass, you get whatever the fuck we want to make you.

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 7:41am

    guys... I don't drink coffee, and I don't get it. Al Pachino with double mocha? explain please

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:43am

    12:34 learn to take a joke. I have worked in the restrauints for 6 years and although there jokes are not origional does not mean it should piss you off beyond belief. Just let it go, they think it is funny, it is not hurting anybody. Let them enjoy yourself and stop getting mad at customers because you dont like your job. If you dont like dealing with customers then dont work in a service industry. Go stock shelves at Walmart or something.

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:45pm

    FIRST!!! i asked for a caramel macchiato with an extra shot of vodka... they gave me an extra shot of espresso instead, go figure

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:16am

    i thought this was pretty funny.

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:21am

    the barista should have said "Say Hallo to your litt' il mocha" when she gave it to him.... hmm that would either be really funny or incredibly lame... prolly the latter

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:48pm

    YEAH BRAH! EPIC FAIL! LIKE LOTR EPIC LIKE TOTALLY RAD SWEET BRAH LIKE GNARLY TOWN USA HAHAHA YOU FAILED SO EPIC LAWL

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:36pm

    stop saying epic fail losers!

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:56pm

    hey 945. epic FAIL! hahahahahahahhah

  • 56 64
    Submitted by uasbassplayer on Apr 11, 10 at 4:24pm

    ...or you could get a real job, just a thought.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:06pm

    with a bowel of popcorn and a dvd player. [: interested?

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:14am

    I hope 1:00 is just being a troll and not serious. If 1:00 is serious, what an idiot.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:00am

    Pretty sure I would spit in their drink as well after a long day you just want your customers to order their food and get the hell out so you can close

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:51pm

    hahaha I like this one..

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:20pm

    .....i really hope you meant bowl.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:15pm

    From a barista's point of view: maybe it was funny the first time someone did it, but now it's just lame. Find a new hilarious way to order coffee.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:49pm

    Without them we wouldn't have a job--shut up. If you're nice and friendly to methen I'm nice and friendly right back. But your mere presence doesn't mean I'm going to lick your butthole out of sheer gratitude. Just be nice, that's all we ask.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:10am

    1:00 And people in college often work at subway, starbucks, and other minimum wage jobs. Unless mommy and daddy are paying everything for you.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:49pm

    So now the question is, how do you make an Al Pachino?

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:59pm

    Don't listen to these losers. I've been a Barista for almost two years and I think that's funny. As long as it's not busy we like funny people. If there is a line then we just want you to order normally and begone.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:03am

    can someone please explain to me what this means?

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:42am

    they probably wouldn't say anything even if they noticed. they would probably just give you a cappuccino in order to avoid awkwardly responding to your joke.

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:30am

    11:59 and 12:14 i agree.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:11pm

    OP, you sly sly devil

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:27am

    1217, pussy should not be on the menu at taco bell.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:28pm

    12:15 is stupid and unfunny. i hope you like spit in your food.

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:36pm

    a "barista" is a made up word. what it means is: asshole who believes he/she is supeirior to the general public because their piss-sized servings of alleged coffee cost more than a 20oz at wawa

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:42pm

    It still amazes me some of the utterly unfunny, ignorant drivel that gets posted on here when they pass on so many actually funny things..

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:26pm

    You can make that at home now.

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:47am

    what's a double mocha anyway?

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:18pm

    a bowel of popcorn..really..

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:54pm

    i work at starbucks and it's hard to hear so they could have not noticed over all the machines but it's highly likely this person got a DECAF al pacino because that's a lame ass joke.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:14am

    hey, 1:00 am, you asshole, some of us are working our fcking way through college, k? not all of us have our mommies and daddies pay our way through.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 8:57am

    Calm down guys! Even if it is a joke you have heard a million times, and it has been a rough day, to the customer, it is probably the first time they said that joke. Working as a server/barista/ whatever, you have to make the customer happy even when you don't like it. Because think, if it weren't for them, you wouldn't have a job! Yeah it may be annoying to you but the customer is just trying to laugh. Maybe a few of the people freaking out here could use a laugh. Or just chill the fuck out

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:14am

    I think some of these baristas are a little unhappy with their jobs.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:56pm

    like the epicest failest eVUR . epic fail 952 lol sexy

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:43pm

    stupid. i'd be more amused by fucking myself in the dickhole with a red-hot nail.

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:11pm

    Yeah, cause I'm sure your the only person whose ever thought to try and order alcohol with your drink at Starbucks. You're so original and witty.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:33pm

    brilliant! also @8:45 probably because they only listen for key words

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:49pm

    i still don't get it.

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:52pm

    well this was the gayest txt i've ever seen in my life

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:46pm

    I ORDER HOT CARL LATTES AT DUNKIN DONUTS instead of hot carmel...tehehe

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:44am

    and in no way are they ass holes for making a joke that they think is funny and is not insulting you in any way at all.

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 8:50pm

    i actually thought this was hilarious. i laughed out loud

  • 51 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:15am

    Still doesn't beat the time I went to Taco Bell and ordered 2 pink tacos and a grilled muff burrito... OR the many times at various restaurants and when the waitress askes if there is anything else she can get me I respond, "I'd like that (point) hot waitress without any dressing..to go please!"

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:38pm

    I'll take the Colonel's chicken Fun Pack.

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 4:41pm

    11:12, either you text really slowly or have the world's fastest baristas. That's 15 seconds max. I mean, most people have keyboards...soooo.

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 11:12am

    like you had a chance to type this text while waiting after ur order.... i call bull shit

  • 43 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:46am

    12:15 - neither one of those lines are funny. Especially the second one, that is just retarted. You sound like that drunk 45 year old guy that says something out of line and then cracks up at himself so hard that he does not notice that nobody else at the table is even laughing and everyone within ear shot is giving him the "are you fucking stupid" look.

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:34am

    It's not about not having a sense of humor, its about everyone thinking a joke like this is oh so clever and oh so funny. The first time, yeah its cute. The 20th time you want to punch them in the fucking face. Everyone should have to work a job in the service industry for a short period of time so that they can realize what assholes they are to other people.

  • 45 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:28am

    I work at a restaurant. I know how annoying some jokes can be. They're funny the first time, but after hearing the same thing a million times you just want to punch that person in the face. And really when you see that the place is busy, don't be an asshole and make everyone's life miserable. Just do what you're supposed to do and move on. I already have all this stress of paying for school and books and I don't need your shitty jokes.

  • 34 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:24pm

    aHAHA aHAHA aHAha...ha. eh...not funny