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  • dammit ive never been to wegmans. ive seen the trucks when i was up that way tho :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:23am
  • This is fucking epic

    Submitted by haygurlhay on Apr 7, 10 at 6:22pm
  • FUCK PEOPLE, WAWA IS WAY BETTER THAN WEGMANS. srsly wawa is the only reason i will never move out of the tristate area

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:33pm
  • I actually laughed at this. There is a new Wegman's going up near collegeville and it is going to have a bar in it!!!!!!! A grocery store with a damn bar, I love PA!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:37pm
  • Wegmans is NOT all over NJ. If there were Wegmans throughout the entire state then nobody would ever have a reason to live in south Jersey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:29pm
  • omg wegman's was the best! when i lived in erie, pa, i knocked a cart full of food over while i was in it when i was 4. the worker who came over to clean it up almost shit himself when he saw the mess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Wegman's... We love it, we hate it. But it's a Rochester thing. Everyone else got on the bandwagon late.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:17pm
  • "thats an allentown PA number, and if you know allentown you know its not philadelphia" 610 extends to almost all of the 'burbs around philly, so confusing the two is understandable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:57pm
  • Wegmans is definitely a Rochester thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:54am
  • its actually a buffalo thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:00am
  • 610 stretches all over Philly & its suburbs, not just Allentown.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:00pm
  • I've lived in 610 all of my life (even when it was 215) and we have never had a Wegman's. Genuardi's is our store around here. Allentown is like two hours from Philly and is it's own entity. Now, to settle the debate, there is a Wegman's being built in 610 currently, but it won't be finished for a while.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:14am
  • Wegmans is the shit.

    Submitted by kallimist on Mar 22, 12 at 8:28pm
  • Wegmans!! is more a central new york thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:45am
  • yeesh. Obviously there's a wegmans everywhere in the north-eastern us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:49am
  • yup its a rochester thing i actually went to grade school with Danny Wegman's neice and live 5 mins from what i think is the first wegmans (Pittsford, NY)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:27am
  • wegmans is the greatest store EVER!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 12:38pm
  • wegmans sounds like a insidious cult to be avoided at all costs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:35am
  • thats an allentown PA number, and if you know allentown you know its not philadelphia

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 7:52pm
  • gosh, i miss wegman's so much

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:42am
  • all time best tfln ever.

    Submitted by bellamari on Sep 5, 11 at 11:50pm
  • thats not true there's a wegmans in allentown 610 area

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:28pm
  • Omg I laughed so hard at this text bravo!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:24am
  • I super puffy heart Wegman's!! There is one in Hunt Valley, MD, I shop there every week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:03pm
  • Wegman's is amazing! We have them all over in NJ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 5:08pm
  • there is a great Wegman's in Syracuse Ny

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:30pm
  • i'm from south jersey and there's no wegmans, we had shop rite.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:46pm
  • i live in illionois and i feel left out of then wegmans deal :-(

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:32pm
  • There's no Wegmans in Philly, its a South Jersey thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 7:33pm
  • very confused indeed, wegmans started out as a local family owned store in rochester, it has now spread to northern virginia

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:22am
  • i second any and all praise given to wegmans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 12:53pm
  • I laughed so hard at this. And Wegmans *is* kind of amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:03am
  • fuck philly, wegman's is a ROCHESTER thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:51pm
  • I live in California and I read this tfln and laughed really hard at the text but I feel very left out because I have no idea what any of the stores are that you all speak of :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Lol obviously there's no iq test to live in downingtown

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 4:25pm
  • who cares where wegmans started... just accept that it's a great store and open your mind to the fact that you might not know where all of their locations are...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:37pm
  • Wegmans IS Rochester and it may be the single greatest grocery store of all time. I have lived in Chicago and NYC and have yet to find anything even close!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:58am
  • the first wegmans were in rochester NY, so we're the OGs of wegmans-lovers. it really is the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:28pm
  • i'm a philadelphian and i'm not sure i've even been to a wegman's...Genuardi's is the best grocery store!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:03pm
  • best tfln of all time

    Submitted by leelu on Mar 26, 10 at 11:12am
  • Easton or Bethlehem location?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:14am
  • The best one yet!!

    Submitted by plaamkr88 on Jul 13, 10 at 11:43am
  • OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!! I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.! SIDES HURT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:19pm
  • thank god for idiot pennsylvanians...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:00pm
  • I love Wegman's! They're all over upstate ny...no one down south has even heard of it :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:07am
  • I live in NE Ohio....no Wegman's here. I feel pretty left out, though we DO have Giant Eagle. But noone gets all hyped up about the big bird so it must not be as great as Wegman's...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:58am
  • oh it's not just philadelphias. i lived in godforsaken upsate NY for two years and the highlight of EVERYONE'S week was their trip to wegmans. living without it now is the supreme tragedy in my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:45am
  • rochester thing fo sho. danny boy used to have coke parties. first one is off culver ave. holla.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:23am
  • @5:33 Good news... Wawa goes all the way down to VA... Feel free to move!

    Submitted by NJ_VA on Apr 26, 10 at 5:15pm
  • There's a wegmans in downingtown.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:22am
  • i live in PA, and my first summer here I went to Wegmans with my friends from Ny and we spent 4 hours in Wegmans. it was amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:59pm
  • i've never met any group of people as fanatical about grocery stores than philadelphians and their wegmans. it amazes me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:41am
  • Yeah. Allentown is like Camden's slighty less trashy cousin. Makes Philly look like NYC.

    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jul 20, 10 at 8:56am
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:28pm
  • I'm laughing so hard at this. I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 9:35pm
  • We have Food Lion, Harris Teeter, and Piggly Wiggly in southeast.... Or couldn't you tell?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:15am
  • people seem very confused

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:19am
  • lived in philli for 8 yrs and never saw a wegman's. i went to WaWa and loved it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:51pm
  • 12:14AM is retarded there are 3 wegman's in the allentown area...one on tilghman st, one in bethlehem on rt 512 and another near easton at rt 248 and rt 33. hah well that's more like the whole lehigh valley are but what's important is that you get my point

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:25pm
  • wegmans is god of all supermarkets. WaWa is the god of all conviences stores and its just beautiful getting up in the morning and going to wawa. upstate pa and parts of jersey dont have wawas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:51pm
  • I don't get it :( canola oil??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:35pm
  • They definitely dont have Wegmans here in Iraq....stoopid hajji.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:56am
  • I'm actually confused as to why this is funny. "She lives by Wegman's?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:55am
  • Canola oil.. They were asking if they can pick some upon their way to someones house....by wegmans. Lol ugh Get it now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:59am