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  • how is babby formed? how girl get pragnant?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:39pm
  • Wrong lips there, man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 6:04pm
  • this never happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:57am
  • Indication that sex education is definitely needed in schools. Seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:12pm
  • lol, silly, of course you can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:36pm
  • no you idiot. i knew a girl who thought that if you made out with someone, you would get pregnant. she spent about a week asking me why it wasn't possible. I just had to keep saying, 'it's PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!!'

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:35am
  • I think its hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Only if you're Chuck Norris...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:13pm
  • Ahahahaha! Great friend - That is the only appropriate response to that Q LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:33pm
  • Orange County, land of dumbasses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:27pm
  • If he doesn't know the answer to that, he shouldn't be having sex haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:51pm
  • fucking hilarious bro! dude your the mother fucking shit bro, so sick brah so sick. douchebags

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:18am
  • Only if you shoot it straight down with another guy (since you are probably a Costa Mesa fixed gear doucher, this will work for you.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 9:18pm
  • LMAO hilarious! But yes, if he doesn't know that then he shouldn't be having sex. I wonder what dumb girl found his ass willing to even let him do that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:49pm
  • as sad as this sounds... there was a girl in my spanish class once who broke down and cried cause her friend tricked her into thinking that kissing lead to pregnancy... I think this might be plausible lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:04am
  • fake. no way is that real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 8:55am
  • if you are dumb enough to ask this question, please do not procreate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:57am
  • Isn't abstinence-only sex ed fantastic?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 6:20pm
  • YES!! yes you can!!!! man you're fucked now! LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Yes...

    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 28, 10 at 11:07pm
  • 12:05 are you serious?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:48pm
  • the response was perfect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:15pm
  • wow. im a prude but wow. really??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:30am
  • If you dont know the answer to that question you shouldnt be having any kind of sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:30am
  • If she then throws it up in her vag, yes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 4:11pm
  • Depends. Is your jizz sweeter or saltier? Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:02am
  • Bahahahahahahahahah fuck yahh 949 fuck yahh, but to contrary belief not all ORANGE COUNTY (your an idiot if you call it oc) guys are like that

    Submitted by elenaaaa on Jun 9, 10 at 9:09pm
  • what a fucking retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:51pm
  • guys from orange county would ask this...and this is why I refuse to date any of them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:32am
  • ahahaha jizz in her pants. thats great :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:17am
  • May 17 6:41PM obviously hasn't studied biology either.....first of all, if he came in her mouth it's getting to her stomach anyway and already that's PAST the diaphragm. Perhaps if her intestines exploded and ruptured her vagina...but then she'd be too fucked up to have kids anyways..... Pay better attention in bio class, kiddos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 4:13pm
  • not even remotely clever

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:35pm
  • I dont think so. Only if you jizz, in her pants. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:39am
  • only if she poked a hole in her diaphram. :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:41am
  • Ahahahahahaha! Nice 2:13

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:12am
  • I was reading an article in playboy about this woman who was born without a vagina got pregnant by swallowing a guys semen, then was later attacked and stabbed with a knife, the semen leaked from her stomach fertilized one of her eggs and she became pregnant. The baby was taken out my c-section.\n\nsource:playboy, also http://www.examiner.com/sexual-health-in-national/girl-without-vagina-becomes-pregnant-how-a-knife-fight-of-course

    Submitted by Slimwhoisdirtay on Sep 24, 10 at 12:41pm
  • If AIM down to her ESOPHAGUS into her VAG!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 4:09pm
  • pfft public school education - your tax dollars at work :rolleyes:

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:38am
  • 1230. If your prude it just means you lack opportunity. SO FUCK YOU

    Submitted by jsilly on Mar 23, 10 at 11:52pm
  • wow, what a moron. Stupidity at this level should be painful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:59pm
  • the reply is hilarious, something i would totally do

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:35pm
  • I'm really embarrassed to have the same area code as that guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:27pm
  • youd be amazed at how many have blogged/asked alice about this....jesus christ...were obviously doing something wrong haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:59pm
  • Well she's been blowin me for months. No baby yet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:54pm
  • ... Maybe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 10 at 3:03am