I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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how did you text?
she said look ma no hands!
So are you sending this text with your toes or your nose?
Nice to know you can text with your feet. Remind me to never use your phone
how did you clean your ass after taking a dump?
tap the microphone button and speak, it'll text for you
Damn, someone beat me.