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  • If you die in college, you die in real life. But if you're an alcoholic in college, you're not an alcoholic in real life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:57am
  • shut your dirty whorish mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:20pm
  • Only if you go to college in Canada.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:52am
  • I've lost more friends in college than in the prior 18 years of my life...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:22am
  • Roll, roll, roll my joint; pick out the seeds and stems! Feelin' high as hell.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:18am
  • heres another freshman thinking hes the shit now that hes in college

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:46pm
  • Nothing counts in college.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:15pm
  • Or... Or... Or... You could simply saute your face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:41pm
  • Unfortunately yes...yes you do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:39am
  • It should have been 6:55. You killed 7:17's buzz when you should have been killing yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:04pm
  • Assbag. Not even funny. Who decided this would get posted???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:30pm
  • I laughed at this because of all the times ive heard adults say..well college is easy but once you get out into the real world blah blah blah..so i thought it was pretty funny.. thanks guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:34pm
  • No, I've died so many times in college.... D:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:17pm
  • oh tampa, how i love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:03pm
  • It's a joke you all need to chill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:57pm
  • If you ask the question, you know the answer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:54pm
  • 6:55 I'm sitting in my dorm right now and smoking a J, man you're a fucking buzzkill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 7:17pm
  • (813): If you die in college, do you die in real life?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:20pm
  • Only people stupid enough to ask a question like that. And in fact, they SHOULD die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:57pm
  • XKCD: "No, you don't get it! If you die in Canada, you die in real life!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:38pm
  • whatever happens in college stays in college. ull be fine, just can never go on campus again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:26am
  • It's a Matrix reference fucktards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:24am
  • only if you die sober

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:44pm
  • Assbag. This was isaiAh. Liar. 3174966478.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:28pm
  • Such questions can only be answered by expirementation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:57pm
  • 11:54 I believe is the only one who got this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:10am
  • No, you respawn. :o

    Submitted by ne0n on Dec 17, 10 at 4:16pm
  • Let's stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:51am
  • for every doucebag that is in college wasting his/her life, there is a parent who is dying out there of shame and sadness about the opportuinty being wasted. So every time you fuck up, instead of laughing your douchebag head off -- think of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:55pm
  • don't jump off my balcony.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:04am
  • uhm... hopefully firsttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:13pm
  • The body cannot live without the mind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:54pm
  • 8:38 is my hero... So few people actually read and remember those comics.

    Submitted by xKcDqC on Mar 17, 10 at 9:13pm
  • if you are a douche nozzle, you die anyway. sorry to break any bad news to anyone...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:46pm
  • Let,s be roomates and then you can test it out. Then I'll get straight A's for the semester.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:23pm
  • Ppl from Tampa are stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:18pm
  • This is what I said whilst playing the Sims 2 University.

    Submitted by IcedMango on Aug 7, 11 at 4:38am
  • Hey 9:46, why don't you deepfry your own face so I can fuck your tracheotomy hole and money-shot in your bedpan as you flatline? You're not cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:30pm
  • There's no respawn points in RL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:15pm
  • Try it, find out..

    Submitted by monicaluv on Apr 6, 11 at 2:39pm
  • Obvious joke is obvious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 7:04pm