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  • 71 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:20pm

    shut your dirty whorish mouth

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:22am

    I've lost more friends in college than in the prior 18 years of my life...

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:57am

    If you die in college, you die in real life. But if you're an alcoholic in college, you're not an alcoholic in real life.

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:34pm

    I laughed at this because of all the times ive heard adults say..well college is easy but once you get out into the real world blah blah blah..so i thought it was pretty funny.. thanks guy!

  • 59 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:15pm

    Nothing counts in college.

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:52am

    Only if you go to college in Canada.

  • 51 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:04pm

    It should have been 6:55. You killed 7:17's buzz when you should have been killing yourself.

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:38pm

    XKCD: "No, you don't get it! If you die in Canada, you die in real life!"

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 7:17pm

    6:55 I'm sitting in my dorm right now and smoking a J, man you're a fucking buzzkill

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:18am

    Roll, roll, roll my joint; pick out the seeds and stems! Feelin' high as hell.......

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:03pm

    oh tampa, how i love you.

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:46pm

    heres another freshman thinking hes the shit now that hes in college

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:57pm

    It's a joke you all need to chill

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:44pm

    only if you die sober

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:17pm

    No, I've died so many times in college.... D:

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:30pm

    Assbag. Not even funny. Who decided this would get posted???

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:20pm

    (813): If you die in college, do you die in real life?

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:24am

    It's a Matrix reference fucktards

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:28pm

    Assbag. This was isaiAh. Liar. 3174966478.

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:39am

    Unfortunately yes...yes you do.

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:30pm

    Hey 9:46, why don't you deepfry your own face so I can fuck your tracheotomy hole and money-shot in your bedpan as you flatline? You're not cool

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 7:04pm

    Obvious joke is obvious.

  • 40 47
    Submitted by ne0n on Dec 17, 10 at 4:16pm

    No, you respawn. :o

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:51am

    Let's stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:41pm

    Or... Or... Or... You could simply saute your face.

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:57pm

    Such questions can only be answered by expirementation

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:46pm

    if you are a douche nozzle, you die anyway. sorry to break any bad news to anyone...

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:15pm

    There's no respawn points in RL

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:57pm

    Only people stupid enough to ask a question like that. And in fact, they SHOULD die.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:54pm

    If you ask the question, you know the answer

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:04am

    don't jump off my balcony.

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:13pm

    uhm... hopefully firsttt

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:54pm

    The body cannot live without the mind.

  • 54 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:55pm

    for every doucebag that is in college wasting his/her life, there is a parent who is dying out there of shame and sadness about the opportuinty being wasted. So every time you fuck up, instead of laughing your douchebag head off -- think of them

    • 38 55
      Submitted by thomasfk on Jan 27, 10 at 10:47pm

      work hard play hard...ever heard of it?

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:26am

    whatever happens in college stays in college. ull be fine, just can never go on campus again

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:10am

    11:54 I believe is the only one who got this one.

  • 33 54
    Submitted by xKcDqC on Mar 17, 10 at 9:13pm

    8:38 is my hero... So few people actually read and remember those comics.

  • 45 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:23pm

    Let,s be roomates and then you can test it out. Then I'll get straight A's for the semester.

  • 22 39
    Submitted by IcedMango on Aug 7, 11 at 4:38am

    This is what I said whilst playing the Sims 2 University.

  • 41 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:18pm

    Ppl from Tampa are stupid.

  • 25 54
    Submitted by monicaluv on Apr 6, 11 at 2:39pm

    Try it, find out..