We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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I would have died right then and there. That's amazing.
should have been playing crazy bitch
You fucked John Mayer?
Hahaha I bet it WAS John Mayer!
"Freshen up" = Take a shit
i would've LOVED that. its not really about what song, the fact that he can play any song, and that he made the effort to do something sweet for the person he just had sex with is really amazing. please fuck him again, he deserves it.
he's done that before, same song diff girl
I guess this just shows that most women are idiots.
5:09 is my kind of girl.
this is not sweet or cute. it is creepy. instantaneous dealbreaker.
that woulda been a deal-breaker for me. guys with shitty music taste are not my type. fuck.
He's already too emotional, did he cry after you fucked twice?
He brought his guitar to fuck you?
i am not sure how i feel about this. i did press Good Night however
that is so good...
wish i was you right now
bad night, just cause of the john mayer
2:07 PM....30 rock ftw!
hahahahahahaha this is the best
Not gonna lie. Kinda cute haha.
Fuckin awesome, Im learining that song and playing it next time I have sex.
5:09 love your romantic side you grizzly you.
Hey fellow 630er, sadly I think I know this person lol
His guitar, her bed? That's a bit weird.
I. Fucking. Hate. That. Song.
Only Flea can pull off playing a musical instrument with his balls hanging out.
Screw you, whore! That's my fantasy!
Oh wow! Wat a catch!
That's cute as shit! The few ones under me are definitely morons..
lucky bitch XD
OKay yeah thats pretty tight!!!
OMG I am a chick and I think this is the stupidest, gayest thing he could have done... I would have also punched him in the balls and taken his fucking man card away from him
3:09 nicee Tenacious D reference
john mayer = LAME.
i'd tell him to leave.
dude thats fucking awesome
The naked man from how I met your mother revolutionized my sex life too.
Amazeballs. Marry the douche. I would.
I'm assuming he is a bf because why the hell would he have his guitar with him on a random boning that or he is a homeless man..
i have plenty of friends that carry their guitars around
I hope the sex was good at least.
Even if its at your place still,the guitar and the song equal umm sexxx!
Post-sex guitar playing is awesome. Could've picked a better song tho...
i'm a girl and i don't like john mayer (at alllll), but i have to say that the thought/emotion counts more than the musical taste in this case. i vote good night.
And... Is that a bad thing or a good thong?
If only we could get the guy playing guitar and John Mayer in the same room then set off a bomb. That would be sweet. John Mayer's recordings would also need to be destroyed.
I fucking hate that song. Possibly more than "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground.
this is such a good night!
John Mayer is the shit!!!! Fuck yeah!!
i would of been praying for a string to break and ping him right in the balls.
to OP: whore.
Oh my god. Cutest fucking thing ever.
I think it's kinda cool in a way. he should have picked a better song that actually fit the mood. Kinda seems like he is abit cheesy in a way.
4:08 your a bitch
but i think he should have played So Hott
I'm gonna have to agree with others who've said it:
Why is his guitar at your house?
awww i think it's kinda cute.
depends on my mood though...some days i'd say i'd smash the guitar upside his head.
Whaaaatttt. Lmao. That's actually kind of cute?
wonderland is a great place:)
so you told him to leave right?.....
That's what happens when you bang John Mayer. Just sayin'.
This better be true cause if it is, it just made my day...
RUN!!!!!! Now if he had played "erotic city" by Prince thats another story
Jealous. Iove John mayer songs.
Sounds like JP........
"freshen up" AKA go queef in the bathroom
hahaha 3:09 has it down
I would run in the other direction.
i would have fucking loved this. how is this a bad night?!
That's so adorable. He's really sweet.
Someone needs to stick this guy's dick in a blender.
1:07 -- why whore? You don't know that it's not a bf or husband.
1:22 -- I agree!
Dude, John Mayer.... I would of punched him in the balls.
Omfg that's my favorite song!!!
I think it's kind of sexy...
My boyfriend does this sometimes. I used to find it really cute and sweet. But seriously after two hours of marathon sex sometimes I DONT want you to sing me to sleep. Sometimes I just want you to plz be quiet. I can't bring myself to tell him this tho.
I would have smashed him in the head with the guitar and thrown his lifeless body out my window. And I'm a girl.
I'd rather have John Mayer himself, but I guess this guy will do...
I think its really sweet.
John Mayer is so 2004. Over it.
when you're done with him send him over to me. 630 rep
I would run for the hills
umm...if it wasn't john mayer, it'd be sexy.
Your body is a wonderland is about a dude.
it is so sad that I find it sweet..
John Mayer's a douche who gets you the cooch
yo I'm free dude and I'm a sexy guy who wants some and I have drums they are even fuckin better. but I wanna fuck u
I want to know whether or not YOU think it was a good or bad thing.
hahahah 2:07 30 rock is the best!
1:22 I definitely think it was a good thing and if I were you I would want so much more . Opening up like that is special as long as it isn't always jusf after having sex
I would love that... lol
Bad night, baaaaad night.
Thats a deal breaker ladies!!
Oh good god, what a douche.
Wow. Jealous. 630 rep
ok this is EXTREMLY sexy. I'd jump on that. lol :P
"You want love? We'll make it. Swim in a deep sea of blankets.."
fyi any romantic girl who is in her right mind woul kill for a guy like this.
Totally stealing this idea. :P
haha i met a guy who told me he would do this when he had sex maybe it was him...lol
Hell Yes! I want that to happen to me.
Idk if I would like this or be weirded out .. Hmmmm
ugh BAD night i would have bolted the fuck out of there. and i'm a girl.
This is my life. Except he plays Pink Floyd and Megadeath instead. I think that's better.