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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:22pm

    he's done that before, same song diff girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:17pm

    "Freshen up" = Take a shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:55pm

    I would have died right then and there. That's amazing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:04am

    He brought his guitar to fuck you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:09pm

    dude thats fucking awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:29pm

    You fucked John Mayer?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:10pm

    that is so good... wish i was you right now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:46pm

    Hahaha I bet it WAS John Mayer!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:04pm

    should have been playing crazy bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:49pm

    i would've LOVED that. its not really about what song, the fact that he can play any song, and that he made the effort to do something sweet for the person he just had sex with is really amazing. please fuck him again, he deserves it.

  • Submitted by sindriart on Jan 25, 10 at 11:12am

    Not gonna lie. Kinda cute haha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 7:33pm

    He's already too emotional, did he cry after you fucked twice?

  • Submitted by HerdofHorde on Mar 10, 10 at 9:46pm

    lucky bitch XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:41am

    OKay yeah thats pretty tight!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:00pm

    fucking hilarious. i would of been praying for a string to break and ping him right in the balls.

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    Submitted by GOPbitches on Mar 6, 10 at 9:16am

    I'd rather have John Mayer himself, but I guess this guy will do...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:03pm

    I guess this just shows that most women are idiots. 5:09 is my kind of girl.

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    Submitted by Sears21 on Dec 9, 10 at 9:47pm

    jealous. wow.

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    Submitted by sillyrabbit84 on Mar 10, 11 at 7:51pm

    so you told him to leave right?.....

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    Submitted by tswiftie on Apr 8, 10 at 7:11am

    And... Is that a bad thing or a good thong?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:02pm

    5:09 love your romantic side you grizzly you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:08pm

    this is such a good night!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:39pm

    Fuckin awesome, Im learining that song and playing it next time I have sex.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:26pm

    Oh wow! Wat a catch!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:10pm

    Whaaaatttt. Lmao. That's actually kind of cute?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:12pm

    bad night, just cause of the john mayer D:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:33pm

    Oh my god. Cutest fucking thing ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 5:09pm

    I would have smashed him in the head with the guitar and thrown his lifeless body out my window. And I'm a girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:57pm

    hahahahahahaha this is the best

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:18pm

    that woulda been a deal-breaker for me. guys with shitty music taste are not my type. fuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:57pm

    3:09 nicee Tenacious D reference

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 2:03pm

    I would run for the hills

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:00pm

    I hope the sex was good at least.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:10pm

    Amazeballs. Marry the douche. I would.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:37pm

    I think it's kinda cool in a way. he should have picked a better song that actually fit the mood. Kinda seems like he is abit cheesy in a way.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:51am

    Hey fellow 630er, sadly I think I know this person lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:43pm

    Only Flea can pull off playing a musical instrument with his balls hanging out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:52pm

    this is not sweet or cute. it is creepy. instantaneous dealbreaker.

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    Submitted by cubswin on Nov 23, 10 at 5:42pm

    Sounds like JP........

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:29pm

    Screw you, whore! That's my fantasy!

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    Submitted by ke1375 on Aug 17, 10 at 1:26pm

    That's so adorable. He's really sweet.

  • Submitted by Eiger on Mar 23, 10 at 2:45pm

    Totally stealing this idea. :P

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:31am

    I'm gonna have to agree with others who've said it: Why is his guitar at your house?

  • Submitted by CoonBabble on Feb 15, 10 at 2:47am

    probably fat

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    Submitted by FrAzOr5455 on Jun 15, 10 at 9:06am

    That's cute as shit! The few ones under me are definitely morons..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:18am

    I. Fucking. Hate. That. Song.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:25am

    If only we could get the guy playing guitar and John Mayer in the same room then set off a bomb. That would be sweet. John Mayer's recordings would also need to be destroyed. I fucking hate that song. Possibly more than "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:08pm

    OMG I am a chick and I think this is the stupidest, gayest thing he could have done... I would have also punched him in the balls and taken his fucking man card away from him

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:35am

    Wow. Jealous. 630 rep

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:37pm

    His guitar, her bed? That's a bit weird.

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    Submitted by SexyAustin on Mar 26, 10 at 9:31pm

    yo I'm free dude and I'm a sexy guy who wants some and I have drums they are even fuckin better. but I wanna fuck u

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:47pm

    wonderland is a great place:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:39pm

    ok this is EXTREMLY sexy. I'd jump on that. lol :P "You want love? We'll make it. Swim in a deep sea of blankets.." fyi any romantic girl who is in her right mind woul kill for a guy like this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:22pm

    I want to know whether or not YOU think it was a good or bad thing.

  • Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:39am

    thats adorable.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:07pm

    First... to OP: whore.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:53am

    john mayer = LAME. i'd tell him to leave.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:08am

    Someone needs to stick this guy's dick in a blender.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 8:55pm

    i'm a girl and i don't like john mayer (at alllll), but i have to say that the thought/emotion counts more than the musical taste in this case. i vote good night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:07pm

    Sexy! 1:07 -- why whore? You don't know that it's not a bf or husband. 1:22 -- I agree!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:18am

    Even if its at your place still,the guitar and the song equal umm sexxx!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 5:45pm

    i am not sure how i feel about this. i did press Good Night however

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    Submitted by hahahauwish on Jun 3, 10 at 5:48pm

    Jealous. Iove John mayer songs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:07am

    My boyfriend does this sometimes. I used to find it really cute and sweet. But seriously after two hours of marathon sex sometimes I DONT want you to sing me to sleep. Sometimes I just want you to plz be quiet. I can't bring myself to tell him this tho.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:04am

    4:08 your a bitch but i think he should have played So Hott

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:46am

    RUN!!!!!! Now if he had played "erotic city" by Prince thats another story

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:45pm

    2:07 PM....30 rock ftw!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:32pm

    i would have fucking loved this. how is this a bad night?!

  • Submitted by BrosefStalin on Nov 25, 10 at 4:49am

    That's what happens when you bang John Mayer. Just sayin'.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:43pm

    I think it's kind of sexy...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 12:17am

    John Mayer is the shit!!!! Fuck yeah!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 8:46pm

    I would love that... lol

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    Submitted by midge85 on May 25, 11 at 11:31pm

    it is so sad that I find it sweet..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:33pm

    Smooth bro

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:44pm

    Post-sex guitar playing is awesome. Could've picked a better song tho...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:19pm

    I think its really sweet.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 10:46am

    This better be true cause if it is, it just made my day... Reppin GE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:58am

    Hell Yes! I want that to happen to me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:20pm

    The naked man from how I met your mother revolutionized my sex life too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:21pm

    I'm assuming he is a bf because why the hell would he have his guitar with him on a random boning that or he is a homeless man..

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      Submitted by harryclam5000 on Mar 16, 10 at 3:26am

      i have plenty of friends that carry their guitars around

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    Submitted by allee8 on Apr 18, 12 at 9:04pm

    This is my life. Except he plays Pink Floyd and Megadeath instead. I think that's better.

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    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Oct 7, 12 at 2:11pm

    Idk if I would like this or be weirded out .. Hmmmm

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    Submitted by TheAmy_ on Sep 24, 11 at 8:05pm

    Oh good god, what a douche.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:09pm

    awww i think it's kinda cute. depends on my mood though...some days i'd say i'd smash the guitar upside his head.

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    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 10, 11 at 11:31pm

    John Mayer's a douche who gets you the cooch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:11pm

    1:22 I definitely think it was a good thing and if I were you I would want so much more . Opening up like that is special as long as it isn't always jusf after having sex

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:15am

    "freshen up" AKA go queef in the bathroom

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:41pm

    ugh BAD night i would have bolted the fuck out of there. and i'm a girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:09pm

    Bad night, baaaaad night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 11:17am

    John Mayer is so 2004. Over it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:21pm

    hahahah 2:07 30 rock is the best!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:14am

    Omfg that's my favorite song!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:32pm

    when you're done with him send him over to me. 630 rep

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:38pm

    umm...if it wasn't john mayer, it'd be sexy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:57pm

    I would run in the other direction.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:37pm

    Dude, John Mayer.... I would of punched him in the balls.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 5:43pm

    hahaha 3:09 has it down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:07pm

    Thats a deal breaker ladies!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:47am

    haha i met a guy who told me he would do this when he had sex maybe it was him...lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:52pm

    Your body is a wonderland is about a dude.