We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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should have been playing crazy bitch
I would have died right then and there. That's amazing.
You fucked John Mayer?
he's done that before, same song diff girl
Hahaha I bet it WAS John Mayer!
i would've LOVED that. its not really about what song, the fact that he can play any song, and that he made the effort to do something sweet for the person he just had sex with is really amazing. please fuck him again, he deserves it.
He's already too emotional, did he cry after you fucked twice?
"Freshen up" = Take a shit
Not gonna lie. Kinda cute haha.
this is not sweet or cute. it is creepy. instantaneous dealbreaker.
I guess this just shows that most women are idiots.
5:09 is my kind of girl.
that woulda been a deal-breaker for me. guys with shitty music taste are not my type. fuck.
bad night, just cause of the john mayer
dude thats fucking awesome
He brought his guitar to fuck you?
hahahahahahaha this is the best
2:07 PM....30 rock ftw!
Hey fellow 630er, sadly I think I know this person lol
5:09 love your romantic side you grizzly you.
Fuckin awesome, Im learining that song and playing it next time I have sex.
Amazeballs. Marry the douche. I would.
lucky bitch XD
The naked man from how I met your mother revolutionized my sex life too.
Only Flea can pull off playing a musical instrument with his balls hanging out.
i am not sure how i feel about this. i did press Good Night however
I. Fucking. Hate. That. Song.
Post-sex guitar playing is awesome. Could've picked a better song tho...
Even if its at your place still,the guitar and the song equal umm sexxx!
Oh wow! Wat a catch!
i would of been praying for a string to break and ping him right in the balls.
OKay yeah thats pretty tight!!!
And... Is that a bad thing or a good thong?
that is so good...
wish i was you right now
That's cute as shit! The few ones under me are definitely morons..
3:09 nicee Tenacious D reference
I think it's kinda cool in a way. he should have picked a better song that actually fit the mood. Kinda seems like he is abit cheesy in a way.
Screw you, whore! That's my fantasy!
OMG I am a chick and I think this is the stupidest, gayest thing he could have done... I would have also punched him in the balls and taken his fucking man card away from him
His guitar, her bed? That's a bit weird.
I'm assuming he is a bf because why the hell would he have his guitar with him on a random boning that or he is a homeless man..
i have plenty of friends that carry their guitars around
i'm a girl and i don't like john mayer (at alllll), but i have to say that the thought/emotion counts more than the musical taste in this case. i vote good night.
john mayer = LAME.
i'd tell him to leave.
John Mayer is the shit!!!! Fuck yeah!!
this is such a good night!
I'm gonna have to agree with others who've said it:
Why is his guitar at your house?
Oh my god. Cutest fucking thing ever.
to OP: whore.
4:08 your a bitch
but i think he should have played So Hott
If only we could get the guy playing guitar and John Mayer in the same room then set off a bomb. That would be sweet. John Mayer's recordings would also need to be destroyed.
I fucking hate that song. Possibly more than "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground.
RUN!!!!!! Now if he had played "erotic city" by Prince thats another story
1:07 -- why whore? You don't know that it's not a bf or husband.
1:22 -- I agree!
Omfg that's my favorite song!!!
Whaaaatttt. Lmao. That's actually kind of cute?
That's what happens when you bang John Mayer. Just sayin'.
Sounds like JP........
This better be true cause if it is, it just made my day...
Someone needs to stick this guy's dick in a blender.
hahaha 3:09 has it down
Dude, John Mayer.... I would of punched him in the balls.
I hope the sex was good at least.
I think its really sweet.
wonderland is a great place:)
i would have fucking loved this. how is this a bad night?!
I would run for the hills
I would run in the other direction.
so you told him to leave right?.....
Jealous. Iove John mayer songs.
My boyfriend does this sometimes. I used to find it really cute and sweet. But seriously after two hours of marathon sex sometimes I DONT want you to sing me to sleep. Sometimes I just want you to plz be quiet. I can't bring myself to tell him this tho.
"freshen up" AKA go queef in the bathroom
I'd rather have John Mayer himself, but I guess this guy will do...
awww i think it's kinda cute.
depends on my mood though...some days i'd say i'd smash the guitar upside his head.
John Mayer is so 2004. Over it.
I would have smashed him in the head with the guitar and thrown his lifeless body out my window. And I'm a girl.
I think it's kind of sexy...
That's so adorable. He's really sweet.
when you're done with him send him over to me. 630 rep
I want to know whether or not YOU think it was a good or bad thing.
I would love that... lol
Your body is a wonderland is about a dude.
umm...if it wasn't john mayer, it'd be sexy.
1:22 I definitely think it was a good thing and if I were you I would want so much more . Opening up like that is special as long as it isn't always jusf after having sex
Bad night, baaaaad night.
it is so sad that I find it sweet..
yo I'm free dude and I'm a sexy guy who wants some and I have drums they are even fuckin better. but I wanna fuck u
Totally stealing this idea. :P
John Mayer's a douche who gets you the cooch
Wow. Jealous. 630 rep
hahahah 2:07 30 rock is the best!
Thats a deal breaker ladies!!
ok this is EXTREMLY sexy. I'd jump on that. lol :P
"You want love? We'll make it. Swim in a deep sea of blankets.."
fyi any romantic girl who is in her right mind woul kill for a guy like this.
Oh good god, what a douche.
ugh BAD night i would have bolted the fuck out of there. and i'm a girl.
This is my life. Except he plays Pink Floyd and Megadeath instead. I think that's better.
Idk if I would like this or be weirded out .. Hmmmm
Hell Yes! I want that to happen to me.
haha i met a guy who told me he would do this when he had sex maybe it was him...lol