We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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should have been playing crazy bitch
he's done that before, same song diff girl
I would have died right then and there. That's amazing.
You fucked John Mayer?
He's already too emotional, did he cry after you fucked twice?
Hahaha I bet it WAS John Mayer!
"Freshen up" = Take a shit
i would've LOVED that. its not really about what song, the fact that he can play any song, and that he made the effort to do something sweet for the person he just had sex with is really amazing. please fuck him again, he deserves it.
Not gonna lie. Kinda cute haha.
this is not sweet or cute. it is creepy. instantaneous dealbreaker.
that woulda been a deal-breaker for me. guys with shitty music taste are not my type. fuck.
I guess this just shows that most women are idiots.
5:09 is my kind of girl.
hahahahahahaha this is the best
dude thats fucking awesome
bad night, just cause of the john mayer
He brought his guitar to fuck you?
Amazeballs. Marry the douche. I would.
5:09 love your romantic side you grizzly you.
Fuckin awesome, Im learining that song and playing it next time I have sex.
Hey fellow 630er, sadly I think I know this person lol
Only Flea can pull off playing a musical instrument with his balls hanging out.
The naked man from how I met your mother revolutionized my sex life too.
Oh wow! Wat a catch!
OKay yeah thats pretty tight!!!
Even if its at your place still,the guitar and the song equal umm sexxx!
i would of been praying for a string to break and ping him right in the balls.
2:07 PM....30 rock ftw!
His guitar, her bed? That's a bit weird.
that is so good...
wish i was you right now
I think it's kinda cool in a way. he should have picked a better song that actually fit the mood. Kinda seems like he is abit cheesy in a way.
Post-sex guitar playing is awesome. Could've picked a better song tho...
3:09 nicee Tenacious D reference
And... Is that a bad thing or a good thong?
lucky bitch XD
i am not sure how i feel about this. i did press Good Night however
i'm a girl and i don't like john mayer (at alllll), but i have to say that the thought/emotion counts more than the musical taste in this case. i vote good night.
That's cute as shit! The few ones under me are definitely morons..
OMG I am a chick and I think this is the stupidest, gayest thing he could have done... I would have also punched him in the balls and taken his fucking man card away from him
I. Fucking. Hate. That. Song.
john mayer = LAME.
i'd tell him to leave.
I'm assuming he is a bf because why the hell would he have his guitar with him on a random boning that or he is a homeless man..
i have plenty of friends that carry their guitars around
Screw you, whore! That's my fantasy!
to OP: whore.
Oh my god. Cutest fucking thing ever.
John Mayer is the shit!!!! Fuck yeah!!
I'm gonna have to agree with others who've said it:
Why is his guitar at your house?
Omfg that's my favorite song!!!
RUN!!!!!! Now if he had played "erotic city" by Prince thats another story
1:07 -- why whore? You don't know that it's not a bf or husband.
1:22 -- I agree!
4:08 your a bitch
but i think he should have played So Hott
this is such a good night!
If only we could get the guy playing guitar and John Mayer in the same room then set off a bomb. That would be sweet. John Mayer's recordings would also need to be destroyed.
I fucking hate that song. Possibly more than "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground.
I think its really sweet.
Sounds like JP........
hahaha 3:09 has it down
Whaaaatttt. Lmao. That's actually kind of cute?
Someone needs to stick this guy's dick in a blender.
Dude, John Mayer.... I would of punched him in the balls.
This better be true cause if it is, it just made my day...
I hope the sex was good at least.
I would run in the other direction.
i would have fucking loved this. how is this a bad night?!
wonderland is a great place:)
awww i think it's kinda cute.
depends on my mood though...some days i'd say i'd smash the guitar upside his head.
I'd rather have John Mayer himself, but I guess this guy will do...
My boyfriend does this sometimes. I used to find it really cute and sweet. But seriously after two hours of marathon sex sometimes I DONT want you to sing me to sleep. Sometimes I just want you to plz be quiet. I can't bring myself to tell him this tho.
I would have smashed him in the head with the guitar and thrown his lifeless body out my window. And I'm a girl.
I would run for the hills
That's what happens when you bang John Mayer. Just sayin'.
"freshen up" AKA go queef in the bathroom
I think it's kind of sexy...
That's so adorable. He's really sweet.
so you told him to leave right?.....
John Mayer is so 2004. Over it.
when you're done with him send him over to me. 630 rep
I want to know whether or not YOU think it was a good or bad thing.
Bad night, baaaaad night.
Jealous. Iove John mayer songs.
Totally stealing this idea. :P
1:22 I definitely think it was a good thing and if I were you I would want so much more . Opening up like that is special as long as it isn't always jusf after having sex
umm...if it wasn't john mayer, it'd be sexy.
Your body is a wonderland is about a dude.
I would love that... lol
it is so sad that I find it sweet..
John Mayer's a douche who gets you the cooch
yo I'm free dude and I'm a sexy guy who wants some and I have drums they are even fuckin better. but I wanna fuck u
Wow. Jealous. 630 rep
hahahah 2:07 30 rock is the best!
ok this is EXTREMLY sexy. I'd jump on that. lol :P
"You want love? We'll make it. Swim in a deep sea of blankets.."
fyi any romantic girl who is in her right mind woul kill for a guy like this.
Thats a deal breaker ladies!!
ugh BAD night i would have bolted the fuck out of there. and i'm a girl.
Oh good god, what a douche.
This is my life. Except he plays Pink Floyd and Megadeath instead. I think that's better.
Hell Yes! I want that to happen to me.
haha i met a guy who told me he would do this when he had sex maybe it was him...lol
Idk if I would like this or be weirded out .. Hmmmm