We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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should have been playing crazy bitch
I would have died right then and there. That's amazing.
You fucked John Mayer?
he's done that before, same song diff girl
Hahaha I bet it WAS John Mayer!
"Freshen up" = Take a shit
He's already too emotional, did he cry after you fucked twice?
i would've LOVED that. its not really about what song, the fact that he can play any song, and that he made the effort to do something sweet for the person he just had sex with is really amazing. please fuck him again, he deserves it.
Not gonna lie. Kinda cute haha.
this is not sweet or cute. it is creepy. instantaneous dealbreaker.
that woulda been a deal-breaker for me. guys with shitty music taste are not my type. fuck.
I guess this just shows that most women are idiots.
5:09 is my kind of girl.
bad night, just cause of the john mayer
dude thats fucking awesome
hahahahahahaha this is the best
He brought his guitar to fuck you?
Hey fellow 630er, sadly I think I know this person lol
2:07 PM....30 rock ftw!
Fuckin awesome, Im learining that song and playing it next time I have sex.
5:09 love your romantic side you grizzly you.
i am not sure how i feel about this. i did press Good Night however
lucky bitch XD
Only Flea can pull off playing a musical instrument with his balls hanging out.
I. Fucking. Hate. That. Song.
Amazeballs. Marry the douche. I would.
The naked man from how I met your mother revolutionized my sex life too.
Post-sex guitar playing is awesome. Could've picked a better song tho...
Oh wow! Wat a catch!
that is so good...
wish i was you right now
That's cute as shit! The few ones under me are definitely morons..
OKay yeah thats pretty tight!!!
Even if its at your place still,the guitar and the song equal umm sexxx!
And... Is that a bad thing or a good thong?
i would of been praying for a string to break and ping him right in the balls.
I think it's kinda cool in a way. he should have picked a better song that actually fit the mood. Kinda seems like he is abit cheesy in a way.
3:09 nicee Tenacious D reference
Screw you, whore! That's my fantasy!
OMG I am a chick and I think this is the stupidest, gayest thing he could have done... I would have also punched him in the balls and taken his fucking man card away from him
I'm assuming he is a bf because why the hell would he have his guitar with him on a random boning that or he is a homeless man..
i have plenty of friends that carry their guitars around
i'm a girl and i don't like john mayer (at alllll), but i have to say that the thought/emotion counts more than the musical taste in this case. i vote good night.
john mayer = LAME.
i'd tell him to leave.
His guitar, her bed? That's a bit weird.
I'm gonna have to agree with others who've said it:
Why is his guitar at your house?
John Mayer is the shit!!!! Fuck yeah!!
Oh my god. Cutest fucking thing ever.
this is such a good night!
That's what happens when you bang John Mayer. Just sayin'.
4:08 your a bitch
but i think he should have played So Hott
RUN!!!!!! Now if he had played "erotic city" by Prince thats another story
to OP: whore.
If only we could get the guy playing guitar and John Mayer in the same room then set off a bomb. That would be sweet. John Mayer's recordings would also need to be destroyed.
I fucking hate that song. Possibly more than "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground.
wonderland is a great place:)
Omfg that's my favorite song!!!
1:07 -- why whore? You don't know that it's not a bf or husband.
1:22 -- I agree!
Whaaaatttt. Lmao. That's actually kind of cute?
Sounds like JP........
Dude, John Mayer.... I would of punched him in the balls.
This better be true cause if it is, it just made my day...
hahaha 3:09 has it down
Jealous. Iove John mayer songs.
I hope the sex was good at least.
I think its really sweet.
so you told him to leave right?.....
Someone needs to stick this guy's dick in a blender.
I would run in the other direction.
i would have fucking loved this. how is this a bad night?!
I would run for the hills
"freshen up" AKA go queef in the bathroom
My boyfriend does this sometimes. I used to find it really cute and sweet. But seriously after two hours of marathon sex sometimes I DONT want you to sing me to sleep. Sometimes I just want you to plz be quiet. I can't bring myself to tell him this tho.
I'd rather have John Mayer himself, but I guess this guy will do...
John Mayer is so 2004. Over it.
awww i think it's kinda cute.
depends on my mood though...some days i'd say i'd smash the guitar upside his head.
I would have smashed him in the head with the guitar and thrown his lifeless body out my window. And I'm a girl.
That's so adorable. He's really sweet.
I think it's kind of sexy...
when you're done with him send him over to me. 630 rep
I would love that... lol
I want to know whether or not YOU think it was a good or bad thing.
umm...if it wasn't john mayer, it'd be sexy.
it is so sad that I find it sweet..
Your body is a wonderland is about a dude.
Bad night, baaaaad night.
1:22 I definitely think it was a good thing and if I were you I would want so much more . Opening up like that is special as long as it isn't always jusf after having sex
yo I'm free dude and I'm a sexy guy who wants some and I have drums they are even fuckin better. but I wanna fuck u
Totally stealing this idea. :P
Wow. Jealous. 630 rep
John Mayer's a douche who gets you the cooch
Thats a deal breaker ladies!!
hahahah 2:07 30 rock is the best!
ok this is EXTREMLY sexy. I'd jump on that. lol :P
"You want love? We'll make it. Swim in a deep sea of blankets.."
fyi any romantic girl who is in her right mind woul kill for a guy like this.
Idk if I would like this or be weirded out .. Hmmmm
ugh BAD night i would have bolted the fuck out of there. and i'm a girl.
Oh good god, what a douche.
This is my life. Except he plays Pink Floyd and Megadeath instead. I think that's better.
Hell Yes! I want that to happen to me.
haha i met a guy who told me he would do this when he had sex maybe it was him...lol