We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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I would have died right then and there. That's amazing.
should have been playing crazy bitch
You fucked John Mayer?
he's done that before, same song diff girl
Hahaha I bet it WAS John Mayer!
"Freshen up" = Take a shit
i would've LOVED that. its not really about what song, the fact that he can play any song, and that he made the effort to do something sweet for the person he just had sex with is really amazing. please fuck him again, he deserves it.
He's already too emotional, did he cry after you fucked twice?
that woulda been a deal-breaker for me. guys with shitty music taste are not my type. fuck.
Not gonna lie. Kinda cute haha.
this is not sweet or cute. it is creepy. instantaneous dealbreaker.
I guess this just shows that most women are idiots.
5:09 is my kind of girl.
i am not sure how i feel about this. i did press Good Night however
He brought his guitar to fuck you?
bad night, just cause of the john mayer
2:07 PM....30 rock ftw!
that is so good...
wish i was you right now
That's cute as shit! The few ones under me are definitely morons..
lucky bitch XD
dude thats fucking awesome
Hey fellow 630er, sadly I think I know this person lol
hahahahahahaha this is the best
Fuckin awesome, Im learining that song and playing it next time I have sex.
5:09 love your romantic side you grizzly you.
Only Flea can pull off playing a musical instrument with his balls hanging out.
I. Fucking. Hate. That. Song.
Amazeballs. Marry the douche. I would.
OKay yeah thats pretty tight!!!
And... Is that a bad thing or a good thong?
The naked man from how I met your mother revolutionized my sex life too.
Oh wow! Wat a catch!
Screw you, whore! That's my fantasy!
Post-sex guitar playing is awesome. Could've picked a better song tho...
3:09 nicee Tenacious D reference
i would of been praying for a string to break and ping him right in the balls.
Even if its at your place still,the guitar and the song equal umm sexxx!
OMG I am a chick and I think this is the stupidest, gayest thing he could have done... I would have also punched him in the balls and taken his fucking man card away from him
I think it's kinda cool in a way. he should have picked a better song that actually fit the mood. Kinda seems like he is abit cheesy in a way.
i'm a girl and i don't like john mayer (at alllll), but i have to say that the thought/emotion counts more than the musical taste in this case. i vote good night.
His guitar, her bed? That's a bit weird.
I'm assuming he is a bf because why the hell would he have his guitar with him on a random boning that or he is a homeless man..
i have plenty of friends that carry their guitars around
john mayer = LAME.
i'd tell him to leave.
wonderland is a great place:)
I'm gonna have to agree with others who've said it:
Why is his guitar at your house?
John Mayer is the shit!!!! Fuck yeah!!
this is such a good night!
I hope the sex was good at least.
Jealous. Iove John mayer songs.
That's what happens when you bang John Mayer. Just sayin'.
Oh my god. Cutest fucking thing ever.
4:08 your a bitch
but i think he should have played So Hott
to OP: whore.
so you told him to leave right?.....
RUN!!!!!! Now if he had played "erotic city" by Prince thats another story
If only we could get the guy playing guitar and John Mayer in the same room then set off a bomb. That would be sweet. John Mayer's recordings would also need to be destroyed.
I fucking hate that song. Possibly more than "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground.
awww i think it's kinda cute.
depends on my mood though...some days i'd say i'd smash the guitar upside his head.
Whaaaatttt. Lmao. That's actually kind of cute?
Sounds like JP........
This better be true cause if it is, it just made my day...
1:07 -- why whore? You don't know that it's not a bf or husband.
1:22 -- I agree!
Dude, John Mayer.... I would of punched him in the balls.
hahaha 3:09 has it down
I think its really sweet.
Omfg that's my favorite song!!!
I would run in the other direction.
"freshen up" AKA go queef in the bathroom
Someone needs to stick this guy's dick in a blender.
I would run for the hills
i would have fucking loved this. how is this a bad night?!
My boyfriend does this sometimes. I used to find it really cute and sweet. But seriously after two hours of marathon sex sometimes I DONT want you to sing me to sleep. Sometimes I just want you to plz be quiet. I can't bring myself to tell him this tho.
I'd rather have John Mayer himself, but I guess this guy will do...
I would have smashed him in the head with the guitar and thrown his lifeless body out my window. And I'm a girl.
John Mayer is so 2004. Over it.
I think it's kind of sexy...
That's so adorable. He's really sweet.
it is so sad that I find it sweet..
I want to know whether or not YOU think it was a good or bad thing.
when you're done with him send him over to me. 630 rep
umm...if it wasn't john mayer, it'd be sexy.
I would love that... lol
Your body is a wonderland is about a dude.
Bad night, baaaaad night.
1:22 I definitely think it was a good thing and if I were you I would want so much more . Opening up like that is special as long as it isn't always jusf after having sex
yo I'm free dude and I'm a sexy guy who wants some and I have drums they are even fuckin better. but I wanna fuck u
hahahah 2:07 30 rock is the best!
John Mayer's a douche who gets you the cooch
Totally stealing this idea. :P
Wow. Jealous. 630 rep
Thats a deal breaker ladies!!
ok this is EXTREMLY sexy. I'd jump on that. lol :P
"You want love? We'll make it. Swim in a deep sea of blankets.."
fyi any romantic girl who is in her right mind woul kill for a guy like this.
Hell Yes! I want that to happen to me.
Idk if I would like this or be weirded out .. Hmmmm
Oh good god, what a douche.
ugh BAD night i would have bolted the fuck out of there. and i'm a girl.
haha i met a guy who told me he would do this when he had sex maybe it was him...lol
This is my life. Except he plays Pink Floyd and Megadeath instead. I think that's better.