he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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you can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink
My old boss would respond, "You just need to starve it or beat it enough but it will drink."
Horses can't use straws
Carrie Bradshaw is that you?
What a douche.
Bite it off, that'll teach him!
drink o gentle beast DRINK
I hate how guys want us to give them but if we did this they be like hell no
If you are referring to eating pussy, I would gladly go down any time that a woman is not on her period.
Please marry me!! lol
I'm really sorry that this had to happen to you, but that is fucking funny.
Win for you both-as long as he returns the favor
Cmon. This is awesome. If you're offended by this, why the HELL do you read TFLN??
My boyfriend would know better lol but this is hilarious.
It's pretty obvious how all this ended.
he made you DRINK FROM THE TOILET !! ? ? kinky
Sometimes I really wish I was a dude so I could do this for my own personal amusement.\n\nBummed.
I guess you can make em drink after all!
I think the guy actually said "lead a whore to water". Was his next act a golden shower?
That's really funny
You can lead a horse to water bit you can't led a pencil
So he was drunk, she was drunk and had alcohol poisoning?