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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:53am

    I once told my gyno about sex positions I was doing, she couldn't believe it and thought I was a lot of fun! She then gave me 6 months of free birth control! :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:57am

    Wow. TFLN is full of humorless jerks. Seriously, this is funny. Stop filling sorry for the strippers, just watch them dance!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:14pm

    This is awesome. Well played. I laughed, and even harder being a 440 myself haha. And seriously everyone get a grip. This site is for humor, not flaming on people you don't know about a story you know next to nothing about. The majority of these are more funny because you don't know the context. For real, put a cork in it people.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:01pm

    So that was me who said this.. And if you guys think that 20 losing your virginity is someone who is a whore and slut, then damn I should have started sooner!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:54am

    fucking hypocrites. that's mad funny and at least she can laugh about herself. having unprotected sex is dumb, but everyone who says whore would never do that if it was a guy.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:58pm

    yeah how exactly does this girl being a fun person mean she has unprotected sex and sleeps around? all the people saying that are fucking stupid.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:50pm

    shut the fuck up haters. people dont put shit up here for advice. this is golden. hahahahahahahhaaa

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    Submitted by imcomingout on Aug 23, 10 at 7:21pm

    440 represent. This sounds like my girlfriend

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:29pm

    hahahaha yeah i like this...its pretty funny.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:42pm

    epic win, get it girl!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:20am

    9:54 dont tell us what we wouldnt say, dont assume. Laugh at herself?...for what being a dirt slut? A guy would be just as equally a whore as a girl would be. Dont get mad because that text is prob. from you. whore.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:11am

    1.14 cheers for validating so we don't think you're a whore. i once went to a musical-themed fancy dress party and saw my gyno drunk, dressed as danny zuko and on roller skates. turns out he's friends with my best mates parents. that was awkward.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:33pm

    10:20 you are a fucking idiot. guys do not get shit for having tons of sex like girls do. i don't know if you are a guy or a girl, but you should just fucking know that. if a girl has a bunch of sex, she gets called whore, slut, bitch, hoe, etc. if a guy has a bunch of sex, he gets high-fived

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:16pm

    LMAO. 1053 and 1157.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:14pm

    the last time i went to a "clinic" before i had medical insurance, the lady asked me if i'd ever exchanged sex for money. my answer: "well i was married, does that count?" she said i was the funniest person she'd ever had in the office. :) ps--my reason for visiting was not for STD testing or anything, just a check-up and birth control.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 8:35pm

    3:15 Live and Let Fuck hahahahahahaha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:48am

    you know what that really means right?...That means your the biggest slut they ever had.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 7:01pm

    I like this girl

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:05am

    bwahahahahahahaha amazing. i want to meet this girl. she sounds cool

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:05am

    Lmao as a 440 myself! XD

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:57pm

    ^^^ 1:14 here, and i have to say that i would love to see a professional in that field on drunk and on roller skates without being dressed like danny zuko. you hit the trifecta my friend!