I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
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I once told my gyno about sex positions I was doing, she couldn't believe it and thought I was a lot of fun! She then gave me 6 months of free birth control! :)
fucking hypocrites. that's mad funny and at least she can laugh about herself. having unprotected sex is dumb, but everyone who says whore would never do that if it was a guy.
Wow. TFLN is full of humorless jerks. Seriously, this is funny. Stop filling sorry for the strippers, just watch them dance!
yeah how exactly does this girl being a fun person mean she has unprotected sex and sleeps around? all the people saying that are fucking stupid.
shut the fuck up haters. people dont put shit up here for advice. this is golden.
hahahaha yeah i like this...its pretty funny.
This is awesome. Well played. I laughed, and even harder being a 440 myself haha.
And seriously everyone get a grip. This site is for humor, not flaming on people you don't know about a story you know next to nothing about. The majority of these are more funny because you don't know the context. For real, put a cork in it people.
So that was me who said this.. And if you guys think that 20 losing your virginity is someone who is a whore and slut, then damn I should have started sooner!
epic win, get it girl!
9:54 dont tell us what we wouldnt say, dont assume. Laugh at herself?...for what being a dirt slut? A guy would be just as equally a whore as a girl would be. Dont get mad because that text is prob. from you. whore.
10:20 you are a fucking idiot. guys do not get shit for having tons of sex like girls do. i don't know if you are a guy or a girl, but you should just fucking know that. if a girl has a bunch of sex, she gets called whore, slut, bitch, hoe, etc. if a guy has a bunch of sex, he gets high-fived
the last time i went to a "clinic" before i had medical insurance, the lady asked me if i'd ever exchanged sex for money. my answer: "well i was married, does that count?" she said i was the funniest person she'd ever had in the office. :)
ps--my reason for visiting was not for STD testing or anything, just a check-up and birth control.
440 represent. This sounds like my girlfriend
LMAO. 1053 and 1157.
I like this girl
1.14 cheers for validating so we don't think you're a whore.
i once went to a musical-themed fancy dress party and saw my gyno drunk, dressed as danny zuko and on roller skates. turns out he's friends with my best mates parents. that was awkward.
3:15 Live and Let Fuck
you know what that really means right?...That means your the biggest slut they ever had.
^^^ 1:14 here, and i have to say that i would love to see a professional in that field on drunk and on roller skates without being dressed like danny zuko. you hit the trifecta my friend!
bwahahahahahahaha amazing. i want to meet this girl. she sounds cool
Lmao as a 440 myself! XD