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  • other fact: if you title an album "mY bAbY bOi" you're too young to have a baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:46pm
  • Amen. Divorced in 3 years.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:49am
  • Ugh!! This will describe my 19 y/o sister's wedding later today. Still wondering why Everyone should go when it will just end in tears?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:23am
  • I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:12am
  • are ppl srsly fighting about this?? "sUm1 WhO wRiTezz LykE DiS" should be baned from FB. just saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:59pm
  • Hey 1239 that was satire you retard...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:48pm
  • 3:27 Has Never Had Sexual Intercourse And Is 53

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:16pm
  • if you are going to quote directly from LAMEBOOK , at least reference it. cmon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:00am
  • this is from pro tip

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:15am
  • I know a couple married at 15, now in there 30's with three kids goin strong...good luck to the young couple!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:58am
  • Um no 3:48 you ask your husband/wife

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:02pm
  • 12:21 is single for life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:39pm
  • 8:58, don't be feeble-minded. You know an exception. Big deal. Statistics say otherwise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:56am
  • I agree 100%. But it's not typically even young kids who do that. I find it's fucking wanna be ghetto folk who lack education.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:07am
  • People that don't understand sarcasm are not intelligent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:35pm
  • 12:18 I'm doin the same thing! I'll be 21 in 2 months and would never trade my son for the world but I wish my hubby and I wouldve waited a couple more years..but to everyone else. There is ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong w getting married young! That just means we get to spend more time together so suck it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:31am
    • i think it's more that this girl is clearly immature if she's sTiLl TyPiNg LiKe ThIs. i got over that about a month into 7th grade.

      Submitted by akdovvy on Oct 5, 10 at 8:01pm
  • 100% agreed! thank you for finally saying it :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 6:21pm
  • 3:28.... you are amazing, thank you for that :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:13pm
  • I wanna run through the halls of high school I wanna scream at the top of my lungs: I just found out there's no such thing as the real world It's just a lie you have to rise above.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:28pm
  • My cousins 25 and just got married a year ago and now pregnant is tgat tooo young for everybody and sge uses myspace and facebook it's used to reconnect with friends and family my aunts 45 and still uses it i don't see what's so bad about let people live tgere lives tge way they want to I bet you people did or are doing stupid thongs so just get over it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:15pm
  • hahahahahaha that is too funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:37pm
  • 3:28 marry me?? I love that song

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:29pm
  • Lolzz so true. Probably a ghetto teenage mother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 6:43am
  • THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:41am
  • Indeed!!! Couldn't agree more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Lmffao!! That is soo soo true!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:50pm
  • Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:10pm
  • I'm friends with a 19 year old girl who just got knocked up and put up an album called "PrEg00 L0L"....so sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:16pm
  • so this is from a (423) area code, I'm thinking this is one of the Lee retards.....bahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:56pm
  • 423-i totally agree Everyone who's offended by this TFLN: please remove the tampon that's shoved up your ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:43pm
  • 842 ur a douche doing the saaaaame thing! Why don't you go home to a husband or wife that's prolly cheating on ur dumb ass for reading this shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:51pm
  • I agree fully. I believe that everyone who "wants" to get married needs to go through an application to make sure they're not lacking any education. If so, DENIED.. We can argue about this subject all day and night long. But statistics say, "Young newlyweds are more than likely to be unsuccessful than an older newlywed couple. FACT. k thanks bye.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 6:04pm
  • This looks like the banner at my friend's sixteen year old sisters baby shower. I thought the same as OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:58am
  • 3:48 your thinking way too much about this shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:09pm
  • Since when did all these /b/tards get in here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:14am
  • Really, 3:27, really? I can't be sleeping with someone, I have to be having sexual intercourse with them? Let me know the first time you have sexual intercourse with someone. Better yet, begin in that manner-- go up to the person and ask them to have sexual intercourse, I'm sure it'll go over real well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:48pm
  • That's suppose to be things

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:15pm
  • I agree, but I guess it's okay if they don't reproduce.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:21am
  • SeCoNd ThAT!!!!!! 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:58pm
  • It takes so much effort to capitalize ever other letter... I don't get why people do it. Plus it doesn't even look remotely good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:53am
  • Shut up all of you pussies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:10pm
  • was that a sentence?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:10pm
  • The caputal letters make up EDNA maybe thats brides name ors..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:48pm
  • I agree people that are young shouldn't get married I'm 19 and married with a child don't get me wrong I'm very happy and love my child and husband but I wish I would have waited longer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:18am
  • comments = entertainment

    Submitted by anu on Jan 18, 10 at 12:40am
  • Like I said below people are who they are I'm not an English teacher I don't put .?,!' on everything I write geez

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:21pm
  • LMfA00 h0W GHEtt0;; iiTZ S0 tRUE TH0UGh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:30am
  • 2:15 is so excited to defend thisTFLN you can't even under stand what they wrote! Wth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:20am
  • My thirteen year old texts things that way, i totally agree!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:34am
  • If you're writing like that not only are you too young to marry... You're cheesy and gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:14am
  • People can write anyways they want

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:38pm
  • Today's thought: if you have children, think people are "too young" for something, or over the age of 30, than you are too old to be on facebook and to be fighting on texts from last night. Get a life, go home to your wife/husband and kids, and stop being a creepy pedofile looking at young peoples "fb albums"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:42pm
  • I FUCKING HATE STUPID PEOPLE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 10:09pm
  • hahahaha i totally agree with this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 1:20am
  • ugh, i totally agree. especially if that album is full of kissy face pictures. if you're taking pictures of yourself kissing your husband/wife, you're too young/immature to be married.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:03am
  • 11:51: I am so sorry for offending you. I am 24, y Unmarried, no kids. The perfect age to be reading these things. If I find myself at your level when any of the above is untrue I will find a way to off myself. Shouldn't you be getting ready to get in your minivan and go watch a soccer game? I can't stand creepy old people on these things changing their statuses every two minutes and trying to escape their own lives. Grow up and go hang out with your kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:40am
  • soooo fucking true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:41am
  • Everyone in here needs to stop being so cynical.if two people meet at a young age then... Lucky them they just get to spend more years with the person they love.And really you should get a life if you have nothing better to do than analyze their writing style!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:45pm
  • So true! Either that or they're AzN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:53am
  • Person OP is referring to: shoot yourself in your pathetic white trash face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:49am
  • Agreed

    Submitted by mandeemarie19 on May 30, 10 at 6:24pm
  • Not neccisarily white people it could be other color people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:03am
  • Another thought, if you call sexual intercourse "fucking," "banging," "doing," "laying," or "sleeping with," you are too young.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:27pm
  • Unless her husband also rides the short bus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 8:56am
  • absolutely true!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:34pm
  • Hahaha, I love it.

    Submitted by addiesmybaby on Jun 25, 11 at 7:31pm
  • all following posters are retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:30am