There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
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If you give a mouse a beer....
There's a moose loose aboot this hoose ...
Dr suese ftw
Get a broom. Clean the room. Use a bat. Mouse will go splat.
"Release the cat" being the lamer, furrier version of RELEASE THE KRAKEN.
That's a great text to use to teach my students how to read
Lmao I'm sure I know this person.... lol
Probably looking for a 40
Best elementary school teach ever!
No deadmau5 comments??
After reading this I need a 40
Wildness, seriously? You can't spell Dr. Seuss? At least do him the courtesy of looking up how to spell it. If you like it that much, learn how to spell it!