she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
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Hahaha...wow, this was awesome, even more funny when you get the references to the show people have put as responses lol
Please, have a seat...
We're doing a show about older men who pray on underage children onine
So, you've seen the show...and still showed up
You're free to go
I'm Chris Hansen XD
third eye blind is kinda like sex..
best thing ever.
i'd be worried about leaving through the garage.
this is probably one of the best things i've read today.
Hahaaahaha this is fucking amazing...
"I came to check on her, it's not cool to leave a 13 year old home alone!"
Stop Hatin.... Super funny
This is messed up r u a pervert grow up
I actually thought it was pretty funny,douchebags.
i just laughed out loud for a solid two minutes. this is HILARIOUS!
that was fucking perfect
naw, they only serve lemonade on that show, rule of thumb.
Hahahahahaha, one of the funniest things I've ever read on this site.
"Why dont you have a seat"
hilarious..how could u not find this funny lol
now that's F'n funny!!! I'm in tears!!
if u dont think its funny, u apparently havent seen the show
I literally laughed out loud. Thats great!
haha...did you bring the stuff we talked about??? i'll be RIGHT BACK!
Made me laug so hard i peed a little
That is some funny shit
Hahahah, this was great. Knowing it is my area code makes it even better...Was her dad Chris Hansen?
good grief... thats amazing, top 5
hahaha that shits funny, this is a fav!
"We're just gonna hang out"
Come on in, I just have to throw these clothes in the drier. I made you some sweet tea!
"Well, you're free to go now"
that was gold. I laughed. Out loud. Alone. And scared my cat.
i just laughed so hard i choked on my kd
hahahhaha omg! too funny
The replies are a lot more entertaining that the text itself.
Go ahead and have a seat, i'm Chris Hansen
Why in fuck are you pounding 14 year olds?
Oh I know who you are chris Hanson... I ain't got no candy, toys, nothin. I'm Here for some man's booty
Im in a glass case of emotion
HYSTERICAL!!!!! I laughed out loud!!
ahhhhahahaha thats great! classic
1:58 - I love you. Will you marry me? Man or woman I don't care.
Hahaha!!! Only in Jersey!!!
Fuck, this posting sucks balls..
maybe if you met up with girls over 18 you wouldn't have that guilty feeling.
"I DON'T KNOW, I WAS JUST BORED, YOU KNOW?"
4:26 made me laugh so hard i peed a little
dang. spelling fail ^
"I was just going to explain to her that you can't be chatting with older men online."
Fuck, this posting sucks balls..
May 29, 2009 1:31PM
said the man who was caught on TO CATCH A PREDATOR
its amazing when tfln mimicks real life!!!!!!!
Why don't you have a seat and talk to me for a minute?
eff that! I laughed out loud! good times!
Hahahaha!!!! I'll tell you what you said. "I wanna "beep" you in the "beep". Then we can "beep" "beep" chocolate syrup. I'll bring the wine coolers and Mc Donalds." So you didn't write that? Ur screen name isn't bigtruckerdaddy6969?
Man.......and I dont care either.........there are no lines between sexual gender or preferences anymore......just broaden your herizons and increase your chances
if you are also a man........im a pitcher not a catcher
1:58. u already married that one guy apparently, but if ur into 3 somes! im in! (P.S. i want ur babys d0od)
I think reading this was the highlight of my day...
"I came here to try to tell her that talking to strangers online was bad.....the condoms are so if she does, she has safe sex."
"I'm dyslexic! I thought she was 31!!"
hahahhahah i fucking love that show
I'm past 30 and still look like jailbait ... I can sympathize with this guy. Funny stuff!
Lol'd so much I woke my husband!
hahahahaha. thats hilariouss! haha
you are my hero.
"How to catch a predator" seems much more interesting than "to catch a predator"
"I just came to talk"
Agreed, this is pretty lame. Dont know how these make it on here.
oh my god.
oh my god.
that is hilarious...if you've ever watched to catch a predator!
Oh my god, so funny. Seriously laughed out loud.
If you felt like that, then you obviously shouldn't have been with this girl. Still funny
Have a seat. Did you find the place alright? So why are you here tonight?
LOL. omfg hahahahahahaaaaa.
if you don't find it funny you're probably a pedophile that's scared to get in trouble. this was fucking hilarious.