your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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Who fucking cares if your first?! You're a retard for saying that
Or at least use a reasonable sentence to use it with. If you're not gonna...you can be FIRST to lick everyone's balls!
if you need to write an entire paragraph explaining why a joke is funny... it's not funny.
I hope the sarcasm in Firsty's post was visible ;)
I'd rather not have a guy lick my balls but hey, that's just me
I tried to comment something about pot as an herbal supplement in reference to their dad's glory days, but every time I used the phrase "herbal supplement" it gave me an error message saying: "The internet gods claim that your comment was spam. At least give us macaroni." WTF including this time so now I have to find a way to substitute letters.
Okay it worked, but I tried doing it again here in this comment and NOTHING I did worked. Not even copying the exact format from my previous comment. If a moderator sees this, please try and correct this nonsense. Because this is bullshit.
Best. Dad. Ever
I pretty sure this is the dad of the guy. There is no glory in someone having sex with your daughter.
Firsty you made me LOL
*Hands you a pretzel* :)
I've come to realize that the majority of posters on here are middle schoolers, high schoolers at best. I'm in my mid-twenties and nobody I know cares if you're "first". No one uses "epic", "win", or "fail" in any combination at a bar or a party. Oh, and by the way F.T.W. means FUCK THE WORLD! That "for the win" shit doesn't even make any sense. There, I said it. I'll step off my soapbox now.... For The Win!! (?)
Anyone need some pretzels? They're making me very Firsty :)
Ah, tfln, where asinine six-year-old internet memes live on at the fingertips of half wits.
Incorrect good sir! You see, this meme is not asinine, nor six-year-old...I have used my razor-sharp wit to to combine a popular Seinfeld quote with the word "first", to represent how Firsty is first in the heart of every tfln-er :) But it's okay if you didn't understand that without me explaining first...some people are just a little slower than others. Care for a pretzel? :)
Perhaps it's time for a new razor, like a song that is played to death on the radio, the Firsty comments are tired and old and annoying. Even Seinfeld knew when to quit.