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  • Or at least use a reasonable sentence to use it with. If you're not gonna...you can be FIRST to lick everyone's balls!

    Submitted by colan08 on Jan 12, 11 at 4:36pm
  • Who fucking cares if your first?! You're a retard for saying that

    Submitted by noble_sunny on Jan 12, 11 at 4:35pm
  • if you need to write an entire paragraph explaining why a joke is funny... it's not funny.

    Submitted by no_me_gusta on Jan 12, 11 at 10:14pm
    • I hope the sarcasm in Firsty's post was visible ;)

      Submitted by firsty on Jan 12, 11 at 11:20pm
  • I'd rather not have a guy lick my balls but hey, that's just me

    Submitted by noble_sunny on Jan 12, 11 at 4:42pm
  • I tried to comment something about pot as an herbal supplement in reference to their dad's glory days, but every time I used the phrase "herbal supplement" it gave me an error message saying: "The internet gods claim that your comment was spam. At least give us macaroni." WTF including this time so now I have to find a way to substitute letters.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 12, 11 at 6:51pm
    • Okay it worked, but I tried doing it again here in this comment and NOTHING I did worked. Not even copying the exact format from my previous comment. If a moderator sees this, please try and correct this nonsense. Because this is bullshit.

      Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 12, 11 at 6:55pm
  • Best. Dad. Ever

    Submitted by phazonghost on Aug 27, 11 at 7:24pm
  • Lawrence Kansas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by YouDontWannaKnow on Jan 17, 11 at 1:19am
  • I pretty sure this is the dad of the guy. There is no glory in someone having sex with your daughter.

    Submitted by brocky on Jan 12, 11 at 10:56pm
  • Firsty you made me LOL

    Submitted by noble_sunny on Jan 12, 11 at 6:22pm
  • I've come to realize that the majority of posters on here are middle schoolers, high schoolers at best. I'm in my mid-twenties and nobody I know cares if you're "first". No one uses "epic", "win", or "fail" in any combination at a bar or a party. Oh, and by the way F.T.W. means FUCK THE WORLD! That "for the win" shit doesn't even make any sense. There, I said it. I'll step off my soapbox now.... For The Win!! (?)

    Submitted by wsp4me on Jan 13, 11 at 3:44pm
  • Anyone need some pretzels? They're making me very Firsty :)

    Submitted by firsty on Jan 12, 11 at 4:54pm
    • Ah, tfln, where asinine six-year-old internet memes live on at the fingertips of half wits.

      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 12, 11 at 7:24pm
      • Incorrect good sir! You see, this meme is not asinine, nor six-year-old...I have used my razor-sharp wit to to combine a popular Seinfeld quote with the word "first", to represent how Firsty is first in the heart of every tfln-er :) But it's okay if you didn't understand that without me explaining first...some people are just a little slower than others. Care for a pretzel? :)

        Submitted by firsty on Jan 12, 11 at 9:17pm
        • Perhaps it's time for a new razor, like a song that is played to death on the radio, the Firsty comments are tired and old and annoying. Even Seinfeld knew when to quit.

          Submitted by heinlienwins on Jan 13, 11 at 7:19am
  • First

    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Jan 12, 11 at 4:19pm