your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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Who fucking cares if your first?! You're a retard for saying that
Or at least use a reasonable sentence to use it with. If you're not gonna...you can be FIRST to lick everyone's balls!
if you need to write an entire paragraph explaining why a joke is funny... it's not funny.
I hope the sarcasm in Firsty's post was visible ;)
I tried to comment something about pot as an herbal supplement in reference to their dad's glory days, but every time I used the phrase "herbal supplement" it gave me an error message saying: "The internet gods claim that your comment was spam. At least give us macaroni." WTF including this time so now I have to find a way to substitute letters.
Okay it worked, but I tried doing it again here in this comment and NOTHING I did worked. Not even copying the exact format from my previous comment. If a moderator sees this, please try and correct this nonsense. Because this is bullshit.
I'd rather not have a guy lick my balls but hey, that's just me
Best. Dad. Ever
I pretty sure this is the dad of the guy. There is no glory in someone having sex with your daughter.
I've come to realize that the majority of posters on here are middle schoolers, high schoolers at best. I'm in my mid-twenties and nobody I know cares if you're "first". No one uses "epic", "win", or "fail" in any combination at a bar or a party. Oh, and by the way F.T.W. means FUCK THE WORLD! That "for the win" shit doesn't even make any sense. There, I said it. I'll step off my soapbox now.... For The Win!! (?)
Firsty you made me LOL
*Hands you a pretzel* :)
Anyone need some pretzels? They're making me very Firsty :)
Ah, tfln, where asinine six-year-old internet memes live on at the fingertips of half wits.
Incorrect good sir! You see, this meme is not asinine, nor six-year-old...I have used my razor-sharp wit to to combine a popular Seinfeld quote with the word "first", to represent how Firsty is first in the heart of every tfln-er :) But it's okay if you didn't understand that without me explaining first...some people are just a little slower than others. Care for a pretzel? :)
Perhaps it's time for a new razor, like a song that is played to death on the radio, the Firsty comments are tired and old and annoying. Even Seinfeld knew when to quit.