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  • 99 73
    Submitted by RedRandom on Apr 7, 10 at 2:07am

    Gooooooooooooo dude

  • 83 80
    Submitted by pissdonkey32 on Apr 6, 10 at 6:46pm

    Are u guys kidding the guy who posted is a genious

  • 77 73
    Submitted by Bsabbath on Apr 8, 10 at 12:12pm

    Haha I am pumped, this is the first thing i've ever got published on here after trying about 25 times! And to those saying I need to get laid, this record actually got me laid.

    • 73 79
      Submitted by CCF on Apr 8, 10 at 6:15pm

      really? because that doesn't seem like an icebreaker to me.

  • 77 74
    Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Apr 19, 10 at 2:41am

    This is me being in love with you. <3

  • 83 86
    Submitted by lemonjuice on Apr 6, 10 at 11:28am

    Fuckin hate these first fags.

  • Submitted by Mariaaaa on Apr 12, 10 at 3:53am

    Initially, I read this as "Just beat off spinning in office chair". Seemed like it could potentially be messy.

  • 75 75
    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Apr 6, 10 at 2:00pm

    You need to get LAID!

  • 75 77
    Submitted by shawty101 on Apr 7, 10 at 3:33am

    Seventh =P

  • 74 79
    Submitted by CCF on Apr 8, 10 at 6:39pm

    cool story bro

  • 69 70
    Submitted by storyteller on Apr 6, 10 at 10:14am

    Person who posted first has no life

  • 76 99
    Submitted by 1mistressk on Apr 6, 10 at 10:05am

    First