Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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This is me being in love with you. <3
Haha I am pumped, this is the first thing i've ever got published on here after trying about 25 times! And to those saying I need to get laid, this record actually got me laid.
really? because that doesn't seem like an icebreaker to me.
Fuckin hate these first fags.
cool story bro
Are u guys kidding the guy who posted is a genious
Person who posted first has no life
Initially, I read this as "Just beat off spinning in office chair". Seemed like it could potentially be messy.
You need to get LAID!