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  • 99 68
    Submitted by hawks777031 on Feb 19, 10 at 4:50pm

    you DID NOT spell either his first or last name correctly

    • 82 66
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 20, 10 at 12:52am

      You mean he's not the son of Zeus and Yoko? Wow, my whole world is crumbling...

  • 83 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:50pm

    I know a lot of people call texts fake and such, but this has got to be literally one of the LAMEST texts I've ever seen on here. What are the mods inhaling?

  • 79 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:56pm

    Ohno is the shit.

  • 84 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:37pm

    Apolo Ohno geniuses.

  • 80 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:56pm

    You forgot come get me, I'm so high, I think I'll marry him/her, and you don't remember!

  • 70 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:32pm

    You misspelled Ohno dipshit

  • 74 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:44am

    Yes you DID

  • 73 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 10:44pm

    Apolo ohno

  • 75 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:57pm

    4:46 I love underarmour.

  • 75 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 10:36am

    Since like August? Wow this must be some text!!

  • 69 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:49pm

    Hah I burst your first bubble with my Fart juice!! Sads.

  • 71 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:53pm

    Right?! I'm just incredibly bored by the utter lack of humor. Jizz beer pussy weed bong mom naked hungover lost dragon glitter blow job heels. Best text ever I regret nothing sober me Drunk me high me low me. Welcome to tfln.

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:27pm

    It's spelled ohno

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:50pm

    Bahahahahahahahaha

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:35pm

    Incorrect spelling is the least of my issues with this text!!

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:14pm

    Oh No...it's Apollo Ohno

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:58pm

    Stupid

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:45pm

    First biotches

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:58pm

    Thanks 456! Oh and you kept saying you kept screaming you kept doing walk of shame I love college how is this real life new low old behavior fail?

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 10:44pm

    That guy is amazing

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:08am

    this is the first time I've laughed at a text since like august

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:46pm

    What's underarmour?! Are you Canadian?! Mormon?!?! Canadian and mormon?!?!!?!???

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:31pm

    stay classy NJ =)

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:56pm

    Honestly, this shit is not clever or lowbrow. It's mindless, and to think that our generation will be characteriZed by glorifying our dirtiest deeds on the Internet. Sads!!

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:59pm

    I've submitted tons of fake shit better than this, even if it is legit!!

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:45pm

    Fart juice

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:00am

    It's ohno. He's the only reason I watch the olympics!

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:17pm

    Correct, you were on your back with your hands holding your knees apart pretending to be a chick and asking to get fucked

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 11:42pm

    You just suck balls

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:47pm

    First!!!!! To vote!