i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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you DID NOT spell either his first or last name correctly
You mean he's not the son of Zeus and Yoko? Wow, my whole world is crumbling...
I know a lot of people call texts fake and such, but this has got to be literally one of the LAMEST texts I've ever seen on here. What are the mods inhaling?
Apolo Ohno geniuses.
Oh no! D:
Ohno is the shit.
You misspelled Ohno dipshit
Since like August? Wow this must be some text!!
You forgot come get me, I'm so high, I think I'll marry him/her, and you don't remember!
It's spelled ohno
Right?! I'm just incredibly bored by the utter lack of humor. Jizz beer pussy weed bong mom naked hungover lost dragon glitter blow job heels. Best text ever I regret nothing sober me
Drunk me high me low me. Welcome to tfln.
What's underarmour?! Are you Canadian?! Mormon?!?! Canadian and mormon?!?!!?!???
Thanks 456! Oh and you kept saying you kept screaming you kept doing walk of shame I love college how is this real life new low old behavior fail?
Hah I burst your first bubble with my
Fart juice!! Sads.
Incorrect spelling is the least of my issues with this text!!
It's ohno. He's the only reason I watch the olympics!
4:46 I love underarmour.
You just suck balls
That guy is amazing
stay classy NJ =)
Correct, you were on your back with your hands holding your knees apart pretending to be a chick and asking to get fucked
this is the first time I've laughed at a text since like august
Honestly, this shit is not clever or lowbrow. It's mindless, and to think that our generation will be characteriZed by glorifying our dirtiest deeds on the Internet. Sads!!
Oh No...it's Apollo Ohno
Yes you DID
I've submitted tons of fake shit better than this, even if it is legit!!