The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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well i paid for it so im gonna finish drinking the fucker damnit
Never leave a wounded soldier.
I would have said, "fuck yes I'm being serious right now. you are already throwing me out so what the fuck does it matter, I won't be your problem anymore."
but that would require him to stop drinking in order to talk.
Oh and I would have done the same thing lol
What a champ.
Hell yeah I'm serious! I paid for it
If he was serious he'd grab a roadie. Gotta stay prepared
Any man who can ask this question seriously has never truly lived. And you sir, have lived enough for the both of us.
the 705 is a big area code...but this must be from "the trash" in peterborough
I woulda winked and blew him a kiss. then kicked him in the balls. gettin kicked out anyway, right?
TaylorColeman couldn't choke anyones ass out
Sounds like my friends lol
TaylorColeman has a small penis and wears Affliction t-shirts and most likely drinks jäger bombs when he's not carrying around gallon jugs of water and shooting d-balls into his quads.
Been thereee. HAha
When you're getting thrown out you lose that privilege. You simply get the fuck out.
I had a bouncer try to throw me out without letting me finish my drink precisely one time. I held him against a wall with one hand while calmly finishing, then handed it to him like he was a butler and calmly walked out. Moral of the story? Just because they hired you to check IDs doesn't make you Randy Coutoure there Butch.
Have to say it..... First :)
Don't do this at the bar I work at or I'll choke your ass out
I wish you worked somewhere near me. There's nothing more entertaining than a self-important bouncer.