The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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well i paid for it so im gonna finish drinking the fucker damnit
Never leave a wounded soldier.
I would have said, "fuck yes I'm being serious right now. you are already throwing me out so what the fuck does it matter, I won't be your problem anymore."
but that would require him to stop drinking in order to talk.
Oh and I would have done the same thing lol
What a champ.
If he was serious he'd grab a roadie. Gotta stay prepared
Hell yeah I'm serious! I paid for it
Any man who can ask this question seriously has never truly lived. And you sir, have lived enough for the both of us.
I woulda winked and blew him a kiss. then kicked him in the balls. gettin kicked out anyway, right?
the 705 is a big area code...but this must be from "the trash" in peterborough
TaylorColeman couldn't choke anyones ass out
Sounds like my friends lol
TaylorColeman has a small penis and wears Affliction t-shirts and most likely drinks jäger bombs when he's not carrying around gallon jugs of water and shooting d-balls into his quads.
Been thereee. HAha
Don't do this at the bar I work at or I'll choke your ass out
I wish you worked somewhere near me. There's nothing more entertaining than a self-important bouncer.
I had a bouncer try to throw me out without letting me finish my drink precisely one time. I held him against a wall with one hand while calmly finishing, then handed it to him like he was a butler and calmly walked out. Moral of the story? Just because they hired you to check IDs doesn't make you Randy Coutoure there Butch.
When you're getting thrown out you lose that privilege. You simply get the fuck out.
Have to say it..... First :)