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  • well i paid for it so im gonna finish drinking the fucker damnit

    Submitted by dudeimshawn on Jan 5, 11 at 5:45pm
  • Classic

    Submitted by wasteface on Jan 5, 11 at 7:04pm
  • Haha funny

    Submitted by gat on Jan 5, 11 at 8:31pm
  • Never leave a wounded soldier.

    Submitted by LoveDumpster on Jan 5, 11 at 11:41pm
  • Oh and I would have done the same thing lol

    Submitted by bby_gurl19 on Jan 5, 11 at 3:23pm
  • I would have said, "fuck yes I'm being serious right now. you are already throwing me out so what the fuck does it matter, I won't be your problem anymore."

    Submitted by Felix121 on Jan 5, 11 at 3:28pm
    • but that would require him to stop drinking in order to talk.

      Submitted by quwoosh on Jan 5, 11 at 11:58pm
  • What a champ.

    Submitted by apkdm on Jan 6, 11 at 6:28pm
  • Any man who can ask this question seriously has never truly lived. And you sir, have lived enough for the both of us.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 6, 11 at 5:07am
  • Hell yeah I'm serious! I paid for it

    Submitted by kaycee27 on Jan 5, 11 at 11:04pm
  • If he was serious he'd grab a roadie. Gotta stay prepared

    Submitted by planks on Jan 6, 11 at 8:10am
  • I woulda winked and blew him a kiss. then kicked him in the balls. gettin kicked out anyway, right?

    Submitted by andthelion on Jan 5, 11 at 10:55pm
  • the 705 is a big area code...but this must be from "the trash" in peterborough

    Submitted by heddinjury on Jan 5, 11 at 9:22pm
  • If he was serious he'd grab a roadie. Gotta stay prepared

    Submitted by planks on Jan 6, 11 at 8:10am
  • TaylorColeman couldn't choke anyones ass out

    Submitted by deecrowley on Jan 6, 11 at 4:27pm
  • If he was serious he'd grab a roadie. Gotta stay prepared

    Submitted by planks on Jan 6, 11 at 8:10am
  • Sounds like my friends lol

    Submitted by ak1337st on Jan 12, 11 at 1:04am
  • TaylorColeman has a small penis and wears Affliction t-shirts and most likely drinks j├Ąger bombs when he's not carrying around gallon jugs of water and shooting d-balls into his quads.

    Submitted by gbeetx on May 28, 11 at 3:16am
  • motherfucking win.

    Submitted by hsm531 on Jan 7, 11 at 1:09am
  • Epic.

    Submitted by AlyAnn on Jan 7, 11 at 8:36pm
  • Been thereee. HAha

    Submitted by FRETsetGO on Jan 12, 11 at 2:15pm
  • I had a bouncer try to throw me out without letting me finish my drink precisely one time. I held him against a wall with one hand while calmly finishing, then handed it to him like he was a butler and calmly walked out. Moral of the story? Just because they hired you to check IDs doesn't make you Randy Coutoure there Butch.

    Submitted by exosus on Sep 10, 11 at 7:12pm
  • When you're getting thrown out you lose that privilege. You simply get the fuck out.

    Submitted by TastyNapaulm on Jan 9, 11 at 7:18am
  • Don't do this at the bar I work at or I'll choke your ass out

    Submitted by TaylorColeman on Jan 6, 11 at 11:27am
    • I wish you worked somewhere near me. There's nothing more entertaining than a self-important bouncer.

      Submitted by exosus on Sep 10, 11 at 7:13pm
  • Have to say it..... First :)

    Submitted by bby_gurl19 on Jan 5, 11 at 3:21pm
  • If he was serious he'd grab a roadie. Gotta stay prepared

    Submitted by planks on Jan 6, 11 at 8:10am