Anonymous said...
18 beers isn't dead. You can't die from beer, anyway (your body will throw it up).
It takes 10 just to feel drunk for me, and that's if I drink them all in a three hour span. If you're on a long binge, it can take a lot more to keep that buzz going. I buy this.
June 29, 2009 7:01PM
Please don't make chit up. You can die from drinking too much of any alcoholic beverage. Hopefully no one else who reads this is stupid enough to accept your word as truth. Moron.
18 beers + 4 shots + 1 glass of champagne is not an impressive drunk unless you are a 100 lb girl. Any decent sized person who drinks on a semi-regular basis can handle that amount of alcohol without even puking. I see more impressive feats at my fraternity house on a regular basis. I'm not going to brag about any of my drinking exploits, but if this was me, I would be called a 'pussy who cashes out early' instead of 'epic.'
Baileys is pretty weak, and that isn't that much beer. I can pound any 4% beer all day and still not get sick because it's so filling. It's hard to even catch much of a buzz with BL @ 4.2% if I've had anything to eat. I don't even bother counting, but can usually track my drinks the next morning on memory alone if I need to.
7:01. Please tell me you're kidding. "You can't die from beer?!" that's a joke right? It has to be. No one could be serious about a statement like that. LOL! I seriously don't know what to say to that! LMFAO! best one yet.
And who takes shots of baileys?!
I believe the persont that said you can't die from beer meant that you can't get alcohol poisoning from drinking beer because the natural tendency of your body when ingesting too much of a toxin is to throw it up. Even in the case of beer bongs, shotguns and other binge drinking events, the alcohol is normally thrown up before it can enter the blood stream to the level of death. Most people that die from beer die from throwing up blacked out in their sleep.
People that count their drinks are douchebags. They're right under the college kids that keep empty beer cans and bottles lining their dorm rooms and right above people that blast music out the windows of their house.
Bar tab always makes sense. Party wise though you normally know what you came with so it is pretty east to tab unless there is keg beer. Keeping track of shots not so much and baileys shots has me crying FAKE
18 beers isn't dead. You can't die from beer, anyway (your body will throw it up).
It takes 10 just to feel drunk for me, and that's if I drink them all in a three hour span. If you're on a long binge, it can take a lot more to keep that buzz going. I buy this.
you guys ever heard of a bar tab? You rookies probably pay with cash cuz you dont even have credit cards. I always leave my tab open so I know exactly how many drinks I drank the next morning.
you all have no idea what you're talking about. this is possible. stop being a bunch of fucking retards and fighting over if this is true.. get lives. or learn to drink. please.
1:27 Please everyone read this guy's post. He says he bought two 30s and a handle and drank alone. That right there is the most suicidal thing i've ever heard. Then he says he woke up with no beer meaning he "dranked" 30 beers?? shouldn't that have been 60 beers? I hope this was a huge joke. if not, i hope this legendary human posts more often.
counting beers is easy. example- last night a bought two 30 racks and a handle and drank alone. this morning there is no beer and half a handle, conclusion: i dranked 30 beers and half a handle...its pretty fucking simple.
that said, shots of baileys? pussy. and counting your beers? pussy. and that drunk off of 22 servings? pussy.
Just noticed. I like how 5:50 can get away with ripping on a white person, but the minute someone says something even moderately racist about a black person the place goes into a frenzy and people start freaking the fuck out. Just something that's always bugged me.
BAC of .4 is not a standard but I agree with you. I saw a guy in jail blow a .52 swear to god. I have blown a .2 9 1/2 hours after drinking after walking 7 miles from the bar....Not bragging just saying it is possible...
um... you wouldnt be dead after 18 beers.. You don't die from alcohol poisoning until your BAC reaches .40! So no that doesn't make it fake.... Ps.. the playing tag with yourself thing..... AMAZING!
to clarify for everyone.
1. this was from the next morning and after several conversations with sober friends
2. the baileys was with ice cream for dessert (don't ask)
3. this was about 8 hours so it wasnt that bad till the end
4. 6:38 yes we can as soon as i get a pay check.
my friend will now attest to this since she got the text. go
yeah well i dont buy the fact that he had 18 beers and 6 shots at the bar alone so the bar tab thing is useless. and if u do have a tab u porb feel like a baller cuz u drank so much when really u know u were buying other people drinks. i hate you
1:27, dranked? while apparently math is easy, you fail at english. and life, as you drank alone.
That being said, this is why I love you, 571. though you lose a little for throwing up. man up.
Anonymous said...
Lesson learned over many years of drinking, take it for what it's worth: Anybody who can tell you about the massive number of drinks they had? Didn't.
June 29, 2009 5:45PM
Too true, too true...saddest part is peeps thinks this is cool. Have lost a school mate to binge drinking. Not cool. Quite sad. Definitely not win.
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