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  • 52 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:21pm

    When I was a big drinker I could remember how much I had the night before. It isn't really all that hard, nor does it make someone a faker.

  • 46 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:17pm

    That would get me drunk 5 times over.

  • 42 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:28pm

    18 beers + 4 shots + 1 glass of champagne is not an impressive drunk unless you are a 100 lb girl. Any decent sized person who drinks on a semi-regular basis can handle that amount of alcohol without even puking. I see more impressive feats at my fraternity house on a regular basis. I'm not going to brag about any of my drinking exploits, but if this was me, I would be called a 'pussy who cashes out early' instead of 'epic.'

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:38pm

    I'm from Virginia, too. Can we please hang out?

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:51pm

    Baileys is pretty weak, and that isn't that much beer. I can pound any 4% beer all day and still not get sick because it's so filling. It's hard to even catch much of a buzz with BL @ 4.2% if I've had anything to eat. I don't even bother counting, but can usually track my drinks the next morning on memory alone if I need to.

  • 39 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:58pm

    Bar tab always makes sense. Party wise though you normally know what you came with so it is pretty east to tab unless there is keg beer. Keeping track of shots not so much and baileys shots has me crying FAKE

  • 37 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:21pm

    this is dumb. this site gets dumber everyday

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:53pm

    7:01. Please tell me you're kidding. "You can't die from beer?!" that's a joke right? It has to be. No one could be serious about a statement like that. LOL! I seriously don't know what to say to that! LMFAO! best one yet. And who takes shots of baileys?!

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:04pm

    SHOTS of Bailey's? Seriously?

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:33am

    My career high is 30+ beers a bottle of jameson and fire bombs

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Pervert on Apr 14, 10 at 11:17pm

    Hey 9:46 ever heard of alcohol poisoning, your body can't throw that shit up.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:37pm

    People that count their drinks are douchebags. They're right under the college kids that keep empty beer cans and bottles lining their dorm rooms and right above people that blast music out the windows of their house.

  • 34 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:01pm

    18 beers isn't dead. You can't die from beer, anyway (your body will throw it up). It takes 10 just to feel drunk for me, and that's if I drink them all in a three hour span. If you're on a long binge, it can take a lot more to keep that buzz going. I buy this.

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:46pm

    Anonymous said... 18 beers isn't dead. You can't die from beer, anyway (your body will throw it up). It takes 10 just to feel drunk for me, and that's if I drink them all in a three hour span. If you're on a long binge, it can take a lot more to keep that buzz going. I buy this. June 29, 2009 7:01PM Please don't make chit up. You can die from drinking too much of any alcoholic beverage. Hopefully no one else who reads this is stupid enough to accept your word as truth. Moron.

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:18pm

    i got this text the next morning and for real, you don't know what this kid is capable of. this is real. TRUST me. his drinking and epic has no bounds

  • 34 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:57pm

    i was thinking it might be a bad night until you played tag with yourself and then i realized you are pretty fucking awesome

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:45am

    1:27, dranked? while apparently math is easy, you fail at english. and life, as you drank alone. That being said, this is why I love you, 571. though you lose a little for throwing up. man up.

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:56pm

    champagne and bailey's is enough to do you over....bad christmas

  • 41 56
    Submitted by europeanbug on Mar 20, 10 at 10:08pm

    All you fuckin 15 yearold boys sayin oh that's for pussys are stupid.... That's alot of alcohol no one should be okay with drinking more then this

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:54pm

    If this person partied for 7 or 8 hours that really isn't all that much.. 2-4 drinks an hour.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:17am

    You sir, why haven't we hung out yet?

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 10:13pm

    14shots of Bacardi, 2 shots of tequilla. Still drunk next day. This guy is a pussy

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:07pm

    1:27 Please everyone read this guy's post. He says he bought two 30s and a handle and drank alone. That right there is the most suicidal thing i've ever heard. Then he says he woke up with no beer meaning he "dranked" 30 beers?? shouldn't that have been 60 beers? I hope this was a huge joke. if not, i hope this legendary human posts more often.

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:07pm

    all in all, id say this sounds like a good night sir

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:02pm

    keeps tally? maybe they were just a DD and didnt drink at all.. not that hard to remember someone drinking all that if they actually did

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:30pm

    Who really keeps count?

  • 28 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:53pm

    counters don't drink and drinkers don't count.

  • 30 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:43pm

    18 beers i would die

  • 29 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:45pm

    haha i dont care if its fake i think the part about tag is hilarious

  • 31 46
    Submitted by leadbelly on Jun 16, 10 at 11:33pm

    Tag your it!

  • 24 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:37pm

    This is real, and it is really tragic.

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:20pm

    I can always remember exactly how much I drank of everything... I don't black out no matter how much I drink, so memory's never an issue.

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:37am

    How is that a good night in the least bit? Im almost ashamed to be a part of today's youth.

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:55pm

    6:36, do you know how expensive it is to drink at a bar in NoVa? This was at a party. Don't be fucking stupid.

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:41am

    If you doubt this is real or think it's not possible, you are an idiot. If you actually think it's REALLY that impressive, you are also an idiot.

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:55pm

    id like to meet the guy who actually watches everyone elses alcohol intake and keeps tally...

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:30pm

    you all have no idea what you're talking about. this is possible. stop being a bunch of fucking retards and fighting over if this is true.. get lives. or learn to drink. please.

  • 26 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:23am

    BAC of .4 is not a standard but I agree with you. I saw a guy in jail blow a .52 swear to god. I have blown a .2 9 1/2 hours after drinking after walking 7 miles from the bar....Not bragging just saying it is possible...

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:29pm

    If you can count it, you didn't drink enough.

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:37pm

    you guys ever heard of a bar tab? You rookies probably pay with cash cuz you dont even have credit cards. I always leave my tab open so I know exactly how many drinks I drank the next morning.

  • 25 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:51pm

    maybe somebody told them what they drank..?

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:48pm

    If you were counting 'em, you weren't really drinking 'em. Lightweight clownshoes.

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:37pm

    god i love my NOVA peeps

  • 27 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:36pm

    yeah well i dont buy the fact that he had 18 beers and 6 shots at the bar alone so the bar tab thing is useless. and if u do have a tab u porb feel like a baller cuz u drank so much when really u know u were buying other people drinks. i hate you

  • 26 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:58pm

    if manswers has taught us anything its that after 18 beers alone you would be dead. nice try there sparky.

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:07pm

    ever been to ijustwanttotellyou . cum?

  • 25 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:09am

    played tag ..with yourself? LMAO that shit is Funnny!

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:17pm

    not hard, maybe he started with shots like a smart person and had clear memory, then just kept beer tabs if he had cans

  • 31 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 12:10pm

    Lightweight. That's all you drank? Pussy

  • 29 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:29pm

    5:45 and 10:53 speak facts. the tag thing was funny tho.

  • 25 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:20am

    lol 1133 that reminds me of a fucked up elementary school word problem

  • 26 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:19am

    gross. maybe you should try more hardcore drugs, not nearly as much work, n u can play tag w/ yourself for hours! :)

  • 26 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:14pm

    to clarify for everyone. 1. this was from the next morning and after several conversations with sober friends 2. the baileys was with ice cream for dessert (don't ask) 3. this was about 8 hours so it wasnt that bad till the end 4. 6:38 yes we can as soon as i get a pay check. my friend will now attest to this since she got the text. go

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:50pm

    Dave Chapelle called it....white people always categorize there alcoholic beverages

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:27am

    counting beers is easy. example- last night a bought two 30 racks and a handle and drank alone. this morning there is no beer and half a handle, conclusion: i dranked 30 beers and half a handle...its pretty fucking simple. that said, shots of baileys? pussy. and counting your beers? pussy. and that drunk off of 22 servings? pussy.

  • 26 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:11pm

    ^ your're my new favorite idiot

  • 20 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:55pm

    Who the fuck drinks shots of Bailey's?!?! Fucking douche.

  • 20 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:38am

    I believe the persont that said you can't die from beer meant that you can't get alcohol poisoning from drinking beer because the natural tendency of your body when ingesting too much of a toxin is to throw it up. Even in the case of beer bongs, shotguns and other binge drinking events, the alcohol is normally thrown up before it can enter the blood stream to the level of death. Most people that die from beer die from throwing up blacked out in their sleep.

  • 27 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:18am

    i seriously agree with 8:49 and 8:58 you're a fucking idiot i know many people that have drank more than 18 beers and are still alive

  • 24 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:21pm

    Holy crap how are you alive?

  • 27 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:44pm

    Anonymous said... Lesson learned over many years of drinking, take it for what it's worth: Anybody who can tell you about the massive number of drinks they had? Didn't. June 29, 2009 5:45PM Too true, too true...saddest part is peeps thinks this is cool. Have lost a school mate to binge drinking. Not cool. Quite sad. Definitely not win.

  • 29 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:49pm

    Just noticed. I like how 5:50 can get away with ripping on a white person, but the minute someone says something even moderately racist about a black person the place goes into a frenzy and people start freaking the fuck out. Just something that's always bugged me.

  • 22 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:08pm

    haha 6:57 that's exactly what i was going to say

  • 25 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:57pm

    If you actually drank that much I highly doubt you would be well enough to be posting.

  • 18 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:39pm

    geez. shouldn't you be dead?

  • 27 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:08pm

    bailey's shots dont mess

  • 25 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:12pm

    Counting is douchey.

  • 27 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:40pm

    beer before liquor , never sicker .. tsk tsk ...

  • 25 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:45pm

    Lesson learned over many years of drinking, take it for what it's worth: Anybody who can tell you about the massive number of drinks they had? Didn't.

  • 19 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:44am

    um... you wouldnt be dead after 18 beers.. You don't die from alcohol poisoning until your BAC reaches .40! So no that doesn't make it fake.... Ps.. the playing tag with yourself thing..... AMAZING!