This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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George Lucas would be very proud. He might even start sending you Christmas cards.
As long as you leave it out of you long enough
get rid of that 0 and we got something
These pretzels are making me thirsty
i have one of those... lol.
The wind in Wildwood was pretty bad today. :/
Does anyone ever get the feeling that the vast majority of texts on this site aren't actual situations, but people making satirical comments? Just a notion
609... Are you from Princeton? There was a power outage a few days ago, so maybe?
I lost power for a fucking week in that. I used candles, not vibrators.
@ Steveorocks\n\nThat's just a little weird, I'm sorry.
I'm so proud of my area code right now. And I think I know who this is. Goooood job reppin 609
One of the best texts I've seen so far! haha made me literally LOL :)
12.43 u r right. But what to do? What to do?
Is this because you have no man to get you through it?
Gotta love the jersey girls. :-)
U make me horny
F I R S T
South jersey!!!! We are on the map with this text, fuckin stupid!
THIS IS MY AREA!!!! ARE YOU FROM LBI? WASN'T THE WIND UNREAL TODAY? WHAT'S YOUR NAME!!!