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  • 98 55
    Submitted by mo_chedda14 on May 8, 10 at 9:06pm

    George Lucas would be very proud. He might even start sending you Christmas cards.

  • 76 54
    Submitted by drunknotenough on May 8, 10 at 11:49pm

    get rid of that 0 and we got something

  • 80 68
    Submitted by anonm on May 8, 10 at 9:22pm

    As long as you leave it out of you long enough

  • 68 62
    Submitted by PIMP on May 8, 10 at 11:18pm

    Atta girl!!!

  • 57 50
    Submitted by BorisYeltsin on May 9, 10 at 10:06am

    The wind in Wildwood was pretty bad today. :/

  • 71 80
    Submitted by tjisnumbaone on May 8, 10 at 9:44pm

    That's hot

  • 59 62
    Submitted by sofiiamanniing on May 8, 10 at 10:45pm

    609... Are you from Princeton? There was a power outage a few days ago, so maybe?

    • 46 58
      Submitted by sylvie on Jun 13, 10 at 5:35pm

      I lost power for a fucking week in that. I used candles, not vibrators.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 8, 10 at 11:43pm

    @ Steveorocks\n\nThat's just a little weird, I'm sorry.

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Zing91 on May 8, 10 at 10:48pm

    i have one of those... lol.

  • 53 60
    Submitted by westpoints on May 9, 10 at 2:09am

    Gaby?

  • 57 69
    Submitted by BrohammedAli on May 9, 10 at 3:20pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 55 65
    Submitted by neildo on May 8, 10 at 9:07pm

    Nice!!!

  • 56 74
    Submitted by VoidyWins on May 9, 10 at 12:43am

    Does anyone ever get the feeling that the vast majority of texts on this site aren't actual situations, but people making satirical comments? Just a notion

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Skyleh on May 9, 10 at 4:15am

    Gotta love the jersey girls. :-)

  • 45 58
    Submitted by jerseeeygirl on May 9, 10 at 12:44am

    I'm so proud of my area code right now. And I think I know who this is. Goooood job reppin 609

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 6:46am

    One of the best texts I've seen so far! haha made me literally LOL :)

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 3:44pm

    12.43 u r right. But what to do? What to do?

  • 45 70
    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 8, 10 at 10:44pm

    Is this because you have no man to get you through it?

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 11:44pm

    U make me horny

  • 43 81
    Submitted by 6666 on May 8, 10 at 10:16pm

    Jelouse!!!!!

  • 39 80
    Submitted by communistcanada on May 9, 10 at 9:07pm

    South jersey!!!! We are on the map with this text, fuckin stupid!

  • 44 98
    Submitted by Bombot7 on May 8, 10 at 9:05pm

    F I R S T

  • Submitted by steveorocks on May 8, 10 at 10:06pm

    THIS IS MY AREA!!!! ARE YOU FROM LBI? WASN'T THE WIND UNREAL TODAY? WHAT'S YOUR NAME!!!