This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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George Lucas would be very proud. He might even start sending you Christmas cards.
As long as you leave it out of you long enough
get rid of that 0 and we got something
These pretzels are making me thirsty
i have one of those... lol.
The wind in Wildwood was pretty bad today. :/
609... Are you from Princeton? There was a power outage a few days ago, so maybe?
I lost power for a fucking week in that. I used candles, not vibrators.
@ Steveorocks\n\nThat's just a little weird, I'm sorry.
One of the best texts I've seen so far! haha made me literally LOL :)
I'm so proud of my area code right now. And I think I know who this is. Goooood job reppin 609
Does anyone ever get the feeling that the vast majority of texts on this site aren't actual situations, but people making satirical comments? Just a notion
Is this because you have no man to get you through it?
12.43 u r right. But what to do? What to do?
Gotta love the jersey girls. :-)
U make me horny
F I R S T
South jersey!!!! We are on the map with this text, fuckin stupid!
THIS IS MY AREA!!!! ARE YOU FROM LBI? WASN'T THE WIND UNREAL TODAY? WHAT'S YOUR NAME!!!