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  • Submitted by rmbiggs69 on Apr 2, 11 at 9:13am

    Now he knows how girls feel

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      Submitted by Taipan on Apr 2, 11 at 11:22am

      Seriously... guys expect women to swallow something that's too "gross" to get in their own mouth...?

      • 45 56
        Submitted by jameskb on Apr 2, 11 at 4:41pm

        stfu

      • 32 46
        Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 2, 11 at 5:34pm

        I go down in you so I don't have to taste my own brand. It would be like you eating yourself out.

        • 50 68
          Submitted by dyzzie on Apr 2, 11 at 9:32pm

          hey, my vagina is delicious. dunno what nasty chicks you've been sampling.

    • 31 49
      Submitted by jameskb on Apr 2, 11 at 4:42pm

      stfu

      • 31 49
        Submitted by TheColor7 on Apr 4, 11 at 5:59pm

        The Applesauce molds towards the west in an unspeakable fashion during the winter at night

  • Submitted by scott19335 on Apr 2, 11 at 2:30pm

    I check my own occasionally for Quality Assurance purposes; you can't expect a woman to do it if you're not man enough!

    • 39 41
      Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 5, 11 at 8:56pm

      You are gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.

      • 17 36
        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 29, 12 at 2:48pm

        Once again, how the hell did you manage to beat the comment filter?

  • Submitted by hogfish on Apr 2, 11 at 9:27am

    Recycling?

  • Submitted by grapemist on Apr 2, 11 at 2:46pm

    Sounds like he needs to eat more fruit to help with the flavor.

  • Submitted by sexyfexy on Apr 2, 11 at 1:43pm

    I'd have told him honestly it's not so bad stop being a pussy

  • Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Apr 2, 11 at 9:49am

    Flexible and loud?! Sounds like my kind of guy.

  • Submitted by Diomedes on Apr 2, 11 at 7:06pm

    How the hell did you manage to do that???

  • Submitted by Michguy on Apr 2, 11 at 9:43am

    Snowball!

  • Submitted by stackjr on Apr 3, 11 at 5:20pm

    Only one person had sense to ask "how"?

  • Submitted by SevenTwoOffsuit on Apr 3, 11 at 1:02am

    You're doing it wrong...

  • Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 2, 11 at 9:53am

    A guys worst nightmare :/

    • 18 34
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 29, 12 at 2:50pm

      Really? A guy's worst nightmare? Not like... being forced at gunpoint to watch your mom blowing your dad, both of whom are also at gunpoint?

  • Submitted by threeohseven on Apr 4, 11 at 12:52am

    Tell him if he doesn't stop screaming and swallow, you'll put it in his eye.

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    Submitted by sunshine1114 on Apr 4, 11 at 7:29am

    Am I the only one who wants to know how that was possible?

    • 30 44
      Submitted by Diomedes on Apr 9, 11 at 4:23pm

      Nope. I'm still waiting for someone to answer S:

  • 72 63
    Submitted by bee222 on Apr 3, 11 at 1:14am

    Now he didn't have to buy protein shakes!

  • 72 77
    Submitted by niceman on Apr 2, 11 at 3:20pm

    What's the big deal?

  • 65 79
    Submitted by rick_scott on Apr 2, 11 at 11:49am

    Aaaaahhhhhhhhggghghgh!

  • 55 60
    Submitted by hotjanuary on Apr 3, 11 at 3:07am

    You have got to be kidding..some guys actually do that shit??

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Bigolebilly on Apr 6, 11 at 9:07am

    There are starving kids in Africa who would kill to eat that load. He needs to be more grateful.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by sexinursi on Apr 4, 11 at 1:53am

    Shut the fuck up and swallow ha

  • 46 54
    Submitted by ashton41592 on Apr 7, 11 at 2:52am

    hahahahahahahah! take it like a fucking man!! what a pussy.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by 519bellaallday on Apr 5, 11 at 6:35am

    Hahaha lmfao this is amazing

  • 45 58
    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Apr 5, 11 at 2:39pm

    u go girl!! if u r a girl.....either way, total WIN

  • 44 58
    Submitted by 1TrackminD on Apr 12, 11 at 3:24pm

    Soooooo stilll will someone please tell me how!?!?! Snowballing isnt acidental.....

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Shoveltime on Sep 11, 11 at 7:24pm

    Wow. Calm down weenie. Shit happens. :/

  • 38 54
    Submitted by babyface89 on Apr 4, 11 at 1:37am

    Bahahaha

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Simplydvyn on Apr 18, 11 at 11:34pm

    OMG that is hilarious

  • 41 66
    Submitted by 505_MoUsE_rAt on Apr 2, 11 at 11:43pm

    That was a looong shot...threw me out.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by gtiskin on Apr 3, 11 at 11:21am

    I know people who would pay to do this.

  • 39 68
    Submitted by camoser on Apr 3, 11 at 8:06am

    Yeah pretty sure I would never do that. Even if drunk as hell

  • 37 67
    Submitted by uchicago on Apr 12, 11 at 8:50pm

    I just thought he was like sitting on the edge of a couch or bed and some girl was giving him a hand job/ blow job and she didn't swallow or control the aim very well, so when he came, it squirted into his mouth. Oooops.

  • 34 72
    Submitted by di1087 on Apr 3, 11 at 2:47am

    Gspffu

  • 21 47
    Submitted by iheartharry on Jan 2, 12 at 11:02am

    I doff my cap my lady

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    Submitted by rachelLove on Apr 5, 12 at 4:10am

    LOL holy fuck

  • Submitted by kook_koke_krak on Apr 2, 11 at 9:08am

    Am I firsty and he's thirsty? Let hope not for one of these

    • 40 42
      Submitted by BaconStrips on Apr 2, 11 at 10:47am

      FUCK OFF! Get a life, loser.

      • 33 81
        Submitted by Cocch1990 on Apr 2, 11 at 1:33pm

        Lmao epic meal time?

  • Submitted by digthis1 on Apr 2, 11 at 1:56pm

    shoulda spite it back in your face......

    • 41 53
      Submitted by FuckYoOpinion89 on Apr 4, 11 at 3:35am

      hell yea, some bitch does that to me and imma need a lawyer

  • Submitted by ssimkins89 on Apr 2, 11 at 1:19pm

    You are a horrible horrible person. Men should NEVER EVER have to deal with the responsibilities of women