Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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Ouch! Break-up time.
Sounds like a drunk FTW
No raw= babies and herpaghonnasyphilaids
That makes me mad because me and my friend just came up with that ten minutes ago and thought we were original!
Ah, yes, herpaghonnasyphilaids. I've had that a time or two. You cannot wash it off, and besides the physical symptoms, you also have shame, regret, depression, mania, and hallucinations.
I fail to see how the fourth time would make any difference. Third time's the charm, you know.