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  • 73 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:37am

    Text " I love you" to 2143561922

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:06pm

    10:02 would you prefer I went back to "you're _____"? Or should I just fuck the eye socket of your mother?

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:14pm

    10:09 trolling is easy. Just be superior to these wonks who you KNOW are going to be furious about your adolescant antics because they're wound so tight they couldn't wipe their ass with dental floss. Watch and learn... Watch and learn.

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:51pm

    What are u gonna do with it? Your not one of those sick bastards who shoot their neighbors cats or go and adopt them then put en in the back yard for target practice are you? Those guys are gonna burn in he'll!

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:53pm

    must of been one sticky pussy

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:59pm

    anyone wanna strangle the kid that doesnt know how to spell THE???

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:24pm

    Glad you appreciate my art

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:02pm

    ok seriously 10pm wtf is with u saying ------THIS, nobody cares dumbass

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:41am

    I's drinked you sodas...

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:55pm

    I'm a little teapot....

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:33pm

    Certainly a good night for the cat!

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:57pm

    a dog would never get stuck inside a vending machine...stupid cats

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:27am

    2:47 am needs to die.

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:01pm

    leave her pussy out of this lol

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:05pm

    I love nose bleeds then eating the dried up blood. It's pretty much my past time

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:28am

    noooooooo boooooooody caaaaaaaaaaaaaares and oh, learn how to spell the drugs you use. you 14 year old liar

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:34pm

    Please stay off topic! Oh, and cat THIS

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:28pm

    one upped the champ eh?

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:04pm

    Freon has no patience. Cool it freon ( get it?)

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:59pm

    it is about a three week old kitten, and we adopted her. she's was kinda rough,and her eyes were matted shut, but she will be going to the vet tomorrow and she has taken to the formula quite nicely and is doing well.

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:26am

    aaaaaaaaaaaaa im on fucking aderol and weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed and vodka this is awsome

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:45pm

    I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:09pm

    10:06 YOU'RE A PUSSY

  • 58 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:15am

    Who ever said poor kitty can screw off

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:34pm

    I found a homeless guy in a dumpster

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:12am

    12:11i started the fick you freon thing. So fuck you!

  • 63 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:17am

    I ate a cat before, prepared like ground beef and put into a burrito. Quite tasty

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:41am

    Alright fuck this biyatch 2103642560 text "pussy"

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:27pm

    Real life lolcats, episode one...

  • 50 75
    Submitted by grammar_slut on Jan 30, 10 at 9:55am

    omg This happened at the grocery store I work at! It had crawled into it because it was cold that night. I don't know how; I got there after they got it out, but it was okay.

  • 57 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:25pm

    appreciate THIS! haha

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:00pm

    12:05 is umm... gross

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:39pm

    who are you? chris angel?

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:46pm

    i lol at watching kids fight

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:31pm

    Jeezuz, except for the fuck stick part I am starting to sound like yoda!

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:27pm

    Well played, my young apprentice

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:33am

    A vending machine only Alf could like!

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:30pm

    Don't push it fuck-stick. One "this" does not a troll you make

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:16pm

    I'm just curious how the hell a cat ends up IN a vending machine?! Only in arkansas... So not proud to be in the 870

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:34pm

    Good for the cat. Bummer about it's eyes being shut though.

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:22pm

    THIS guy is crackin me the fuck up

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:16pm

    Oh and also mention putting your cock/finger/tongue in some porton of a dead mom. That works too

  • 50 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:03pm

    10:02 is freon! I can tell!!!

  • 45 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:14am

    Nom nom nom. Yummy kitty cat.

  • 36 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:58pm

    I am Freon. Whoever the duck 10:02 is, it's not me. -Freon

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:12am

    I haven't seen a cat button on any vending machine... Where'd you find it?

  • 46 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:09pm

    10:06 ur my hero teach me =D

  • 46 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:28am

    I just licked a beautiful pussy and I sucked it dry. I love being a lesbian

  • 39 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:01am

    That's my kitty give it back!!! ( super big tone)

  • 39 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:00pm

    That's almost like the time I found a cat inside a coke machine

  • 40 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:12am

    Typical night in Arkansas...

  • 41 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:56pm

    Quiet guy is first.

  • 28 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:04pm

    Reminds me of when a random chicken ran across my friend's living rooom, then back out the front door.

  • 40 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:36pm

    yeah, but we got them open. we are pretty sure she has allergies or an infection.

  • 32 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:47am

    11:07 get your hillbilly ya'll ass out. Ya'll all? wtf don't you know what ya'll means, an abb. for you all. So practically you just said Fuck you all all. God damn go back to school and get yourself an education.