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  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:13pm

    4:02 pretty sure its lame to know who sells what on infomercials.

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:37am

    happened to me too... it was the mugshot

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:59pm

    Seriously, I fell asleep on the couch with the TV on last night (hey, it happens to all of us) and I see a close-up picture of MJ around 2004 when I groggily wake up at 3am. Nearly shit myself.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:22am

    hahaha I would be terrified. Also, I like 6:39 and HD matters.

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:49pm

    4:30 is hilarious because his math is correct LMAO!!!!!!

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:50pm

    ahahahah the same thing happened to me, twice.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:50pm

    Dude... Is it bad that I'm not sad when a child molester finally gets hit with the karma he deserves?

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:15pm

    5:50 is it bad that I'm totally judging you for being a shitty person who, no matter if you liked the guy or not, can't at least be respectful to his memory because he was a human being just like the rest of us? p.s. But I'm all for lighthearted jokes about the guy. He'd probably giggle a bit.

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:45pm

    I agree 6:39. I'm tired of all the people who don't understand the concept and say "karma's a bitch!"

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:11am

    Dude when MJ died my friend made me watch so many specials on him i had a freakin dream about him being a vampire and standing on a balcony screaming "BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER!!!!" then jumping off of it and attacking me. Needless to say... i never let her have the remote again.

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:48pm

    hahahha i laughed so hard at this i cried lol PRIME

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:48pm

    Ahahahahaha funniest thing ever. Fucking happened to me lastnight too hahaha

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:41pm

    ... Is it just me, or is the South Park episode with MJ going be shit-tons more popular/loved now?

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:49pm

    same thing happend to me last night. When you wake up not expecting to see his face, anyone would be scared shitless

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:54pm

    sounds like way to much jesus juice...

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:09am

    yeh, i use to be trerrified of Michael Jackson as a child, I grew out of it though, but i think if i woke up to his face at 3 in the morning (or anytime) id shit myself. RIP MJ

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:26pm

    hahaha thats great. 3:02, that wasnt even funny.

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:07pm

    imao that happened to me

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:56pm

    what's with all the unknown errors?

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:37pm

    pic pre- or post- surgeries? it matters

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:09am

    It's early,the T.V is HD.THAT right there is some shit!

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:39pm

    lol @ 9:55 haha that would really be some scary shit

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:15pm

    5:09, have you ever SEEN anyone's face close up on an HDTV? NORMAL faces tend to like terrible, so it's totally relevant.

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:02pm

    @3:45 Pretty sure Vince sells Shamwows, not Billy.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:58pm

    Turn your TV off while you sleep duhhhh

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:59pm

    hahahaha so funny, so true.

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:17am

    That fucker looked like a pedophile alien. Rest in pieces biotch!

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:39pm

    I've had worse though. I was actually asleep and i saw Gary Busey's face in my dream... quite possibly the scariest thing i have encountered in a dream.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:25pm

    seriously HD is like the person is in the room with you...fucking scary shit!!

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:34pm

    4:30 Not bad but quit while you're ahead. Unless you got something better up your sleeve.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:44pm

    5:09, HD makes a ton of difference in how an image looks. Don't be a jealous douche.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:30pm

    3:02 here-- I just bought tickets to the Jackson 5 summer tour for 20% off!

  • 33 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:58pm

    hahahahahhaha this is hilarious

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:52pm

    LOL that was fucking funny.

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:55pm

    you know that exorcist maze where the face pops up and scares the living fuck outta you? they should change with Michael Jacksons

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:07pm

    same thing happened to me. terrible, terrible experience

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:10am

    mj is a real ugly scary dude

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:52pm

    hahaha yeah, totally just laughed about this for like five minutes.

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:19pm

    The HD definitely matters 5:09. Don't be a prick because you don't have one.

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:46pm

    ahahaha that happened to me soo many times

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:02pm

    What are farrah fawcett, ed mcmahon, and michael jackson expecting for 4th of july? Patrick Swayze

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:38pm

    Post. It was circa 2004.

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:09pm

    wooooow. HDTV. you're so cool dude. you couldve just said TV. no one gives a shit that its HD prick.

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:33pm

    uhhhh 3:45...billy mays doesnt sell sham-wows

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:40pm

    omg best mj text on here

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:14pm

    ok this one rlly made meh LOL xD

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:54pm

    Might have gotten in trouble at work for laughing so hard at this!!

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:45pm

    3:02 that was funny. it'd be tragic if it came true, yet funny. kudo. and pretty much the same thing happened to me, except it wasn't with michael jackson, it was with billy mays yelling at me to buy a shamwow!

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:45pm

    Lmfaooooo this was hilarious

  • 39 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:20pm

    NO shit on that one ! Ive had the hell scared outta me being alone seeing his face pop up on my pc screen.Imagine his dead corpse now...could it be any worse ? Yeah.

  • 37 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:18pm

    "HEEH HEEH! JEMONNNNNJAH!" Oh, and 3:02, I damn near pissed myself. Thank you.

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:29pm

    i don't get 3:02's joke. explain?

  • 31 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:36pm

    6:15 - respect is earned. Simply being a human does not qualify.

  • 40 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:55pm

    *shivers* that DOES sound scary!!

  • 33 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:19am

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 818 REPRESENT! SO FUCKING FUNNY

  • 39 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:39pm

    5:50 PM - How is him dying "karma?" Everyone dies -- whether they're a saint, child molester, pop icon, school teacher. It doesn't matter. Death is automatic, not karmatic. Freakin' morons.

  • 23 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:58pm

    lolllllllll. and 5:09, don't be a jealous prick.