I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
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yeh, i use to be trerrified of Michael Jackson as a child, I grew out of it though, but i think if i woke up to his face at 3 in the morning (or anytime) id shit myself. RIP MJ
what's with all the unknown errors?
4:02 pretty sure its lame to know who sells what on infomercials.
4:30 is hilarious because his math is correct LMAO!!!!!!
hahaha I would be terrified. Also, I like 6:39 and HD matters.
hahaha thats great.
3:02, that wasnt even funny.
5:50 is it bad that I'm totally judging you for being a shitty person who, no matter if you liked the guy or not, can't at least be respectful to his memory because he was a human being just like the rest of us? p.s. But I'm all for lighthearted jokes about the guy. He'd probably giggle a bit.
Dude... Is it bad that I'm not sad when a child molester finally gets hit with the karma he deserves?
Seriously, I fell asleep on the couch with the TV on last night (hey, it happens to all of us) and I see a close-up picture of MJ around 2004 when I groggily wake up at 3am. Nearly shit myself.
hahahha i laughed so hard at this i cried lol PRIME
seriously HD is like the person is in the room with you...fucking scary shit!!
lol @ 9:55 haha that would really be some scary shit
same thing happend to me last night. When you wake up not expecting to see his face, anyone would be scared shitless
sounds like way to much jesus juice...
What are farrah fawcett, ed mcmahon, and michael jackson expecting for 4th of july?
3:02 here-- I just bought tickets to the Jackson 5 summer tour for 20% off!
ahahahah the same thing happened to me, twice.
Ahahahahaha funniest thing ever. Fucking happened to
me lastnight too hahaha
same thing happened to me. terrible, terrible experience
imao that happened to me
happened to me too... it was the mugshot
you know that exorcist maze where the face pops up and scares the living fuck outta you? they should change with Michael Jacksons
Pretty sure Vince sells Shamwows, not Billy.
hahahahahhaha this is hilarious
mj is a real ugly scary dude
pic pre- or post- surgeries? it matters
5:09, HD makes a ton of difference in how an image looks. Don't be a jealous douche.
... Is it just me, or is the South Park episode with MJ going be shit-tons more popular/loved now?
"HEEH HEEH! JEMONNNNNJAH!"
Oh, and 3:02, I damn near pissed myself. Thank you.
LOL that was fucking funny.
The HD definitely matters 5:09. Don't be a prick because you don't have one.
5:09, have you ever SEEN anyone's face close up on an HDTV? NORMAL faces tend to like terrible, so it's totally relevant.
omg best mj text on here
I agree 6:39. I'm tired of all the people who don't understand the concept and say "karma's a bitch!"
wooooow. HDTV. you're so cool dude. you couldve just said TV. no one gives a shit that its HD prick.
Turn your TV off while you sleep duhhhh
Dude when MJ died my friend made me watch so many specials on him i had a freakin dream about him being a vampire and standing on a balcony screaming "BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER!!!!" then jumping off of it and attacking me. Needless to say... i never let her have the remote again.
Post. It was circa 2004.
5:50 PM - How is him dying "karma?" Everyone dies -- whether they're a saint, child molester, pop icon, school teacher. It doesn't matter. Death is automatic, not karmatic. Freakin' morons.
*shivers* that DOES sound scary!!
i don't get 3:02's joke. explain?
hahahaha so funny, so true.
NO shit on that one ! Ive had the hell scared outta me being alone seeing his face pop up on my pc screen.Imagine his dead corpse now...could it be any worse ? Yeah.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 818 REPRESENT! SO FUCKING FUNNY
4:30 Not bad but quit while you're ahead. Unless you got something better up your sleeve.
It's early,the T.V is HD.THAT right there is some shit!
uhhhh 3:45...billy mays doesnt sell sham-wows
I've had worse though. I was actually asleep and i saw Gary Busey's face in my dream... quite possibly the scariest thing i have encountered in a dream.
3:02 that was funny. it'd be tragic if it came true, yet funny. kudo.
and pretty much the same thing happened to me, except it wasn't with michael jackson, it was with billy mays yelling at me to buy a shamwow!
hahaha yeah, totally just laughed about this for like five minutes.
and 5:09, don't be a jealous prick.
Lmfaooooo this was hilarious
6:15 - respect is earned. Simply being a human does not qualify.
That fucker looked like a pedophile alien. Rest in pieces biotch!
that happened to me soo many times
Might have gotten in trouble at work for laughing so hard at this!!
ok this one rlly made meh LOL xD