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  • don't you fucking lie to me, you helicopter

    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 10, 11 at 9:37am
  • @sillyrabbit...originally the purpose of this site was to post funny texts in your phone from a night of drinking. it has degraded to a site of witty jokes and whorish ramblings. as this is a text with a clearly intoxicated sender, I would say this (and not the bullshit of penis flashcards) is the only thing that should make the cut.

    Submitted by 88Mwifey on Mar 10, 11 at 8:48pm
  • From my area code. Wow. lol

    Submitted by Craig7902 on Mar 10, 11 at 8:32pm
  • I'm not in a helicopter, but I'm in a dorm and you're in a dorm.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 14, 12 at 1:35am
  • Ummmmmm.... WHAT??? lol

    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Mar 10, 11 at 12:55pm
  • Lmfao @ dat_azz

    Submitted by NPH9384 on Mar 10, 11 at 11:37am
  • This is obviously fake, he's using reverse psychology!

    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 10, 11 at 9:47am
  • im not in a dorm

    Submitted by dudeimshawn on Mar 10, 11 at 9:24am
  • I really hope this has to do with 'helicopter parenting'

    Submitted by r_jj on Mar 10, 11 at 9:48am
  • Well played, well played indeed.

    Submitted by naf20 on Mar 11, 11 at 5:06pm
  • I'm shitting in a dorm

    Submitted by koric57333 on Mar 10, 11 at 11:12am
  • Would like to know how posts even make the cut.... pretty sure this little number should of stayed home.

    Submitted by sillyrabbit84 on Mar 10, 11 at 6:58pm