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  • Who the fuck has MULTIPLE plan b just lying around? Shit's expensive!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:19pm
  • Diggin the lonestar 3:44

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Yes, you're a very thoughtful big sister.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:36am
  • haha im the oldest of two girls, im totally doing this for my little sister when she goes off to college xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:58pm
  • way to represent Dallas! Definitely a future longhorn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:26pm
  • I want someone to do this for me :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:23am
  • I agree with 1:39. Why can't my sister have been like that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:52pm
  • how do you have leftover plan b pills? its like 80 bucks just to get the only two you need! not that i know from experience or anything....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:45am
  • What's ramen? Is an Englishman supposed to know? :O

    Submitted by seriousitch on May 23, 11 at 6:32pm
  • 10:43 Best beer if you're a fucking hipster maybe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:44am
  • Natty is my favorite. Miller is $16 were as natty is only $13. More drink for less cost. I feel like I don't get as drunk of natty tho. Anyone else have this problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:57am
  • The PBR is to help her get used to the shitty beer she'll be served at frat parties.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:07pm
  • Great sister. You really understand the essentials.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:48am
  • In ten years I will do this for my sister.

    Submitted by LadySamantha on Sep 6, 10 at 10:09am
  • 2 problems: 1) PBR sucks 2) There's no such thing as a good lawyer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 7:41pm
  • oh dallas, you're full of great big sisters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:20am
  • Quick question: Where were you when I went to college? :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Going to Austin, I see?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:47pm
  • 3:44, idk where you're from but the def sell yuengling down south. at least in ga.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 4:31am
  • Besides the already mentioned condoms, I suggest the following as well: No-Doz (for the eventual studying), a beer mug and a shot glass (because you'll drink out of so many red Solo cups), and earplugs (when you need to sleep when you're not passing out drunk).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:04pm
  • i saw a guy wearing a PBR shirt at a farmer's market the other day. first though: "nice shirt". second though: "ughh pbr."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:40am
  • @7:26: yuengling really is the best cheap beer, drank a bunch visiting friends in NY this summer, but they don't sell it down south. =( gotta go with miller high life or lonestar over pbr though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 3:44am
  • 10:44. Negative. Just someone who enjoys a nice Pabst.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:49am
  • PBR is the best beer, ever. And, why the fuck would you buy Plan B pills in bulk?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:43am
  • LMAO greatest gift basket ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:20pm
  • yuengling is the best of the cheap beers, not pbr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 7:26pm
  • I think many of you are missing the most important question. WHERE IS YOUR SISTER GOING TO COLLEGE?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:44am
  • Why freak out 4 plan B last minute. Def worth having at home.

    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 28, 10 at 11:45pm
  • PBR may not be the best, but it's still an essential in college.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:02pm
  • *sigh* I am crazy jealous, all my sister gave me was grief!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:00pm
  • Yeah, condoms might have been more useful then plan B.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:11am
  • 10:44 how is PBR for hipsters... its red white and blue, its made in Milwaukee, and have you ever seen Gran Torino, Clint Eastwood is a great fucking American and has an open PBR through pretty much the whole thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:48pm
  • the laminated business card is the BEST IDEA EVERRR

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 9:22am
  • or tell her to wrap a dude's thing up and she won't need plan b pills. plus then she'll be less likely to have to visit the health clinic...also, go with high life light for the best of the cheap beers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:28pm
  • I wish I had an older sister to do this for me. ):

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:31am
  • first, pbr is pabst blue ribbon, a milwaukee brewed beer, and second...only a twelve pack? i feel a case is a better choice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 3:40am
  • 10:49. James? Dude call me back

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:13pm