She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
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Diggin the lonestar 3:44
Who the fuck has MULTIPLE plan b just lying around? Shit's expensive!
I agree with 1:39. Why can't my sister have been like that?
What's ramen? Is an Englishman supposed to know? :O
way to represent Dallas! Definitely a future longhorn!
The PBR is to help her get used to the shitty beer she'll be served at frat parties.
haha im the oldest of two girls, im totally doing this for my little sister when she goes off to college xD
Going to Austin, I see?
10:43 Best beer if you're a fucking hipster maybe.
In ten years I will do this for my sister.
Yes, you're a very thoughtful big sister.
Great sister. You really understand the essentials.
Besides the already mentioned condoms, I suggest the following as well: No-Doz (for the eventual studying), a beer mug and a shot glass (because you'll drink out of so many red Solo cups), and earplugs (when you need to sleep when you're not passing out drunk).
10:44. Negative. Just someone who enjoys a nice Pabst.
how do you have leftover plan b pills? its like 80 bucks just to get the only two you need!
not that i know from experience or anything....
Natty is my favorite. Miller is $16 were as natty is only $13. More drink for less cost. I feel like I don't get as drunk of natty tho. Anyone else have this problem
I want someone to do this for me :(
i saw a guy wearing a PBR shirt at a farmer's market the other day. first though: "nice shirt". second though: "ughh pbr."
2 problems: 1) PBR sucks 2) There's no such thing as a good lawyer.
oh dallas, you're full of great big sisters
@7:26: yuengling really is the best cheap beer, drank a bunch visiting friends in NY this summer, but they don't sell it down south. =(
gotta go with miller high life or lonestar over pbr though.
Why freak out 4 plan B last minute. Def worth having at home.
3:44, idk where you're from but the def sell yuengling down south. at least in ga.
the laminated business card is the BEST IDEA EVERRR
PBR may not be the best, but it's still an essential in college.
Quick question: Where were you when I went to college? :(
I wish I had an older sister to do this for me.
PBR is the best beer, ever. And, why the fuck would you buy Plan B pills in bulk?
I think many of you are missing the most important question.
WHERE IS YOUR SISTER GOING TO COLLEGE?
yuengling is the best of the cheap beers, not pbr
greatest gift basket ever
*sigh* I am crazy jealous, all my sister gave me was grief!
Yeah, condoms might have been more useful then plan B.
10:44 how is PBR for hipsters... its red white and blue, its made in Milwaukee, and have you ever seen Gran Torino, Clint Eastwood is a great fucking American and has an open PBR through pretty much the whole thing
or tell her to wrap a dude's thing up and she won't need plan b pills. plus then she'll be less likely to have to visit the health clinic...also, go with high life light for the best of the cheap beers
first, pbr is pabst blue ribbon, a milwaukee brewed beer, and second...only a twelve pack? i feel a case is a better choice
10:49. James? Dude call me back