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  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 2, 10 at 1:37pm

    Girlfried put a large glazed donut around my morningwood one morning and then ate to donut followed by sucking be off. Best. BJ. Ever.

    • Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:19pm

      What do I have to do to get your life?

    • Submitted by NinjaMarbles on Jun 3, 10 at 6:20pm

      yeah that was the best bj ever...

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      Submitted by NinjaMarbles on Jun 3, 10 at 6:22pm

      oh and i like how you specified the size of the donut. lolz.

  • Submitted by yourconscience on Jun 2, 10 at 12:46pm

    I could hang an entire fruit basket off mine right now

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    Submitted by SEV on Jun 2, 10 at 12:28pm


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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 10 at 7:37pm

    Haha. That's a horrible idea. That's why you spin plates

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on Jun 2, 10 at 11:19am

    Why are we taking about pandas??

  • Submitted by brianwithani on Jun 2, 10 at 6:44pm

    Who has encyclopedias anymore?

  • Submitted by Leto on Jun 2, 10 at 11:22pm

    got out of bed in the middle of the night, it was still dark and i forgot to feel in front of me with my arm. walked into bathroom door, morning-wood first (it doesnt need to be morning for morningwood, btw). holy fucking ow.

  • Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:21pm

    It's rare that I really laugh out loud while reading TFLN, but this did the trick.

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    Submitted by Kender on Jan 24, 11 at 11:00pm

    Ahhhh Alabama <3

  • Submitted by fairbrook on Jun 2, 10 at 5:33pm

    You like shit on your boner ?

  • Submitted by gdg88 on Jun 2, 10 at 4:26pm

    Men are weird.

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    Submitted by diabeticman624 on Aug 19, 11 at 3:55pm


  • Submitted by superbassman on Jun 2, 10 at 3:34pm

    I had the best morningwood. I couldn't roll out of bed

  • Submitted by Imtheone on Jun 3, 10 at 5:44am

    I hope it didn't go to waste!

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    Submitted by jwjp10 on Nov 3, 10 at 1:49am

    I'm Soo Gona do that to my bf when I see him again!

  • Submitted by aynal_creempie on Jun 2, 10 at 10:51am

    Pandas poop perpetually, purposely.

  • Submitted by Toots13 on Oct 27, 10 at 8:55pm

    omg, where have you been all my life?

  • Submitted by watsUp on Jun 2, 10 at 11:54pm

    OMG I am so going to fucking try it lol 8==>

  • Submitted by bamagirl_rtr on Oct 13, 10 at 12:29am

    alabamians, thats the only time they will ever use an encyclopedia, home sweet home.smh.

  • Submitted by babot6 on Feb 26, 11 at 8:25am

    Just beat down my morning wood cuz I couldn't roll over

  • Submitted by thatguycman on Jul 30, 10 at 6:08pm

    205 represent!!!

  • Submitted by YoungDk on Jun 2, 10 at 11:44pm

    I tried a dictionary I don't have a head on my penis