Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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Girlfried put a large glazed donut around my morningwood one morning and then ate to donut followed by sucking be off. Best. BJ. Ever.
What do I have to do to get your life?
yeah that was the best bj ever...
oh and i like how you specified the size of the donut. lolz.
I could hang an entire fruit basket off mine right now
That's a horrible idea.
That's why you spin plates
Why are we taking about pandas??
Men are weird.
Who has encyclopedias anymore?
got out of bed in the middle of the night, it was still dark and i forgot to feel in front of me with my arm. walked into bathroom door, morning-wood first (it doesnt need to be morning for morningwood, btw). holy fucking ow.
It's rare that I really laugh out loud while reading TFLN, but this did the trick.
You like shit on your boner ?
Ahhhh Alabama <3
I had the best morningwood. I couldn't roll out of bed
I hope it didn't go to waste!
I'm Soo Gona do that to my bf when I see him again!
Pandas poop perpetually, purposely.
omg, where have you been all my life?
I tried a dictionary once....now I don't have a head on my penis
OMG I am so going to fucking try it lol 8==>
alabamians, thats the only time they will ever use an encyclopedia, home sweet home.smh.
Just beat down my morning wood cuz I couldn't roll over