Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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Girlfried put a large glazed donut around my morningwood one morning and then ate to donut followed by sucking be off. Best. BJ. Ever.
What do I have to do to get your life?
yeah that was the best bj ever...
oh and i like how you specified the size of the donut. lolz.
I could hang an entire fruit basket off mine right now
Why are we taking about pandas??
That's a horrible idea.
That's why you spin plates
Who has encyclopedias anymore?
got out of bed in the middle of the night, it was still dark and i forgot to feel in front of me with my arm. walked into bathroom door, morning-wood first (it doesnt need to be morning for morningwood, btw). holy fucking ow.
It's rare that I really laugh out loud while reading TFLN, but this did the trick.
Men are weird.
You like shit on your boner ?
Ahhhh Alabama <3
I hope it didn't go to waste!
I had the best morningwood. I couldn't roll out of bed
I'm Soo Gona do that to my bf when I see him again!
Pandas poop perpetually, purposely.
omg, where have you been all my life?
I tried a dictionary once....now I don't have a head on my penis
OMG I am so going to fucking try it lol 8==>
Just beat down my morning wood cuz I couldn't roll over
alabamians, thats the only time they will ever use an encyclopedia, home sweet home.smh.