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  • You guys are fuckin stupid. It's 'texts from LAST NIGHT' not texts from right now. You ever consider they submitted this sun they were sober?

    Submitted by wtfwjd on Apr 6, 10 at 2:11pm
  • and yet you were still coherent enough to text this...

    Submitted by pawes on Apr 6, 10 at 7:42am
    • To be fair, he might be using "just" as meaning “simply” instead of “a moment ago.” In other words, he might be telling the story of what happened at last weekend’s party - like “she just took her shirt off and walked around for an hour, jiggling.”

      Submitted by hmmmm on Apr 6, 10 at 12:16pm
      • was definitely just talking about what happened at some other time, not a few minutes ago.

        Submitted by RyanM on Apr 6, 10 at 5:57pm
    • i thought the same thing....when i piss myself, i cant even talk without slurring, let alone text without extra letters and what not

      Submitted by Quiltron3000 on Oct 21, 10 at 1:58am
  • Hahahahahahaha wow.

    Submitted by miracle389 on Apr 6, 10 at 11:44pm
  • pants pissin' and man kissin' - not a good mix

    Submitted by bonerman_inc on Apr 6, 10 at 7:40am
  • Champion.

    Submitted by sari1988 on Apr 6, 10 at 6:27am
  • it's even worse the day after. i was still drunk at 5 & then had the worst hangover ever & had to work through it

    Submitted by silviaaa on Apr 6, 10 at 12:26pm
  • That wasn't all you did you fucking nunce, you shit in your hand and tried jacking off.

    Submitted by cazzo on Apr 6, 10 at 12:40pm
  • Too bad it's illegal in my state...

    Submitted by Bloodknight on Apr 6, 10 at 6:08am
  • Piss and Rally!

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 6, 10 at 8:53am
  • I don't think he texted this immediately after doing it. I think the "just" means "only".

    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 7, 10 at 7:40pm
  • Damn is everclear that strong haha?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 4:14am
  • Not gunna lie I did the same fucking thing haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 4:15pm
  • Yes it's 190 proof

    Submitted by blahblahblah3990 on Apr 6, 10 at 5:03am
  • If you just did that you wouldn't be able to text.

    Submitted by pmplly on Apr 6, 10 at 8:18am