no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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You guys are fuckin stupid. It's 'texts from LAST NIGHT' not texts from right now. You ever consider they submitted this sun they were sober?
and yet you were still coherent enough to text this...
To be fair, he might be using "just" as meaning “simply” instead of “a moment ago.” In other words, he might be telling the story of what happened at last weekend’s party - like “she just took her shirt off and walked around for an hour, jiggling.”
was definitely just talking about what happened at some other time, not a few minutes ago.
i thought the same thing....when i piss myself, i cant even talk without slurring, let alone text without extra letters and what not
Too bad it's illegal in my state...
pants pissin' and man kissin' - not a good mix
That wasn't all you did you fucking nunce, you shit in your hand and tried jacking off.
it's even worse the day after. i was still drunk at 5 & then had the worst hangover ever & had to work through it
I don't think he texted this immediately after doing it. I think the "just" means "only".
Not gunna lie I did the same fucking thing haha
Piss and Rally!
Yes it's 190 proof
Damn is everclear that strong haha?
it comes in 190 and 151 proof I believe
If you just did that you wouldn't be able to text.