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  • Yeah!! Cary Illinois

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:03pm
  • probably both. The OP went wrong when she couldn't keep the twinkies out of her fat face and her body went to shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:00am
  • I bought myself a dick just sayin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:01am
  • So lonely on the island. A dick in a box really says what's on my mind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:48pm
  • I'll give you a dick in an envelope!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:55am
  • This could also be in chitown, elk grove, schaumburg and pretty much all of cook county

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:26pm
  • Lmao my area code as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:37pm
  • This is actually a Saturday night live reference I believe. Juster timberlake is singing a song called dick in a box. YouTube it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:16pm
  • Obviously nobody understands this reference or it wouldn't have so many thumbs down. For all you stupid people YouTube dick in a box!

    Submitted by bmell on Jan 11, 12 at 10:04pm
  • That's what my BFF's little brother offered me, LOL. I considered accepting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:44am
  • Just remember to add "dildo" to your christmas list next year

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 10:43am
  • I love my area code...haha

    Submitted by ke1375 on Mar 14, 10 at 12:28am
  • are you speaking metaphorically about a guy sticking his schlong in a cardboard box or about a real dude packing your pussy with live cock?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:59am
  • I'd give you my dick in a box..... :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:35am
  • I got dick in a box for my last birthday :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:05pm
  • I got a belated present for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:32am
  • 847 Chicagoland keepin it classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:30am
  • This is the last straw. Deleting app. Bye dudes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:01am
  • I did the dick in a box to my girlfriend, and that night I got the same present back. I didn't know she was hetero for the 3 years I was married. I'm a virgin so have sex before marriage lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:43am
  • oh really? here's my list of presents: Christmas - a dick in a box! Hanukkah - a dick in a box! Kwanzaa - a dick in a box! That's the way we do it lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:46am
  • 7:37 is a creepy mother fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:57pm
  • 9:32 you can can put your dick in my box if you know what I mean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:03pm
  • my boyfriend did that for me hahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:27pm
  • obviously 7:16...that is probly why they are talking about it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:40pm
  • Ł Ô Ł this is my area code.. ;-D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:27am