another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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Yeah!! Cary Illinois
probably both. The OP went wrong when she couldn't keep the twinkies out of her fat face and her body went to shit
I bought myself a dick just sayin
So lonely on the island.
A dick in a box really says what's on my mind.
I'll give you a dick in an envelope!!!
This could also be in chitown, elk grove, schaumburg and pretty much all of cook county
This is actually a Saturday night live reference I believe. Juster timberlake is singing a song called dick in a box. YouTube it...
Lmao my area code as well
That's what my BFF's little brother offered me, LOL. I considered accepting.
Just remember to add "dildo" to your christmas list next year
Obviously nobody understands this reference or it wouldn't have so many thumbs down. For all you stupid people YouTube dick in a box!
I'd give you my dick in a box..... :)
I love my area code...haha
are you speaking metaphorically about a guy sticking his schlong in a cardboard box or about a real dude packing your pussy with live cock?
I got dick in a box for my last birthday :]
I got a belated present for you.
847 Chicagoland keepin it classy
This is the last straw. Deleting app. Bye dudes
I did the dick in a box to my girlfriend, and that night I got the same present back. I didn't know she was hetero for the 3 years I was married. I'm a virgin so have sex before marriage lol
oh really? here's my list of presents:
Christmas - a dick in a box!
Hanukkah - a dick in a box!
Kwanzaa - a dick in a box!
That's the way we do it
7:37 is a creepy mother fuck.
9:32 you can can put your dick in my box if you know what I mean
obviously 7:16...that is probly why they are talking about it...
my boyfriend did that for me hahahah
Ł Ô Ł this is my area code.. ;-D