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  • 73 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:48pm

    So lonely on the island. A dick in a box really says what's on my mind.

  • 70 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:00am

    probably both. The OP went wrong when she couldn't keep the twinkies out of her fat face and her body went to shit

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:55am

    I'll give you a dick in an envelope!!!

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:03pm

    Yeah!! Cary Illinois

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:57pm

    7:37 is a creepy mother fuck.

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:46am

    oh really? here's my list of presents: Christmas - a dick in a box! Hanukkah - a dick in a box! Kwanzaa - a dick in a box! That's the way we do it lol

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:59am

    are you speaking metaphorically about a guy sticking his schlong in a cardboard box or about a real dude packing your pussy with live cock?

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:01am

    This is the last straw. Deleting app. Bye dudes

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:35am

    I'd give you my dick in a box..... :)

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:26pm

    This could also be in chitown, elk grove, schaumburg and pretty much all of cook county

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:44am

    That's what my BFF's little brother offered me, LOL. I considered accepting.

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:43am

    I did the dick in a box to my girlfriend, and that night I got the same present back. I didn't know she was hetero for the 3 years I was married. I'm a virgin so have sex before marriage lol

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:05pm

    I got dick in a box for my last birthday :]

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:37pm

    Lmao my area code as well

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:01am

    I bought myself a dick just sayin

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 10:43am

    Just remember to add "dildo" to your christmas list next year

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:30am

    847 Chicagoland keepin it classy

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:03pm

    9:32 you can can put your dick in my box if you know what I mean

  • 55 70
    Submitted by ke1375 on Mar 14, 10 at 12:28am

    I love my area code...haha

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:16pm

    This is actually a Saturday night live reference I believe. Juster timberlake is singing a song called dick in a box. YouTube it...

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:27am

    Ł Ô Ł this is my area code.. ;-D

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:27pm

    my boyfriend did that for me hahahah

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:32am

    I got a belated present for you.

  • 28 36
    Submitted by bmell on Jan 11, 12 at 10:04pm

    Obviously nobody understands this reference or it wouldn't have so many thumbs down. For all you stupid people YouTube dick in a box!

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:40pm

    obviously 7:16...that is probly why they are talking about it...