another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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Yeah!! Cary Illinois
probably both. The OP went wrong when she couldn't keep the twinkies out of her fat face and her body went to shit
I bought myself a dick just sayin
So lonely on the island.
A dick in a box really says what's on my mind.
I'll give you a dick in an envelope!!!
This could also be in chitown, elk grove, schaumburg and pretty much all of cook county
This is actually a Saturday night live reference I believe. Juster timberlake is singing a song called dick in a box. YouTube it...
Lmao my area code as well
That's what my BFF's little brother offered me, LOL. I considered accepting.
Obviously nobody understands this reference or it wouldn't have so many thumbs down. For all you stupid people YouTube dick in a box!
Just remember to add "dildo" to your christmas list next year
I love my area code...haha
are you speaking metaphorically about a guy sticking his schlong in a cardboard box or about a real dude packing your pussy with live cock?
I'd give you my dick in a box..... :)
I got dick in a box for my last birthday :]
I got a belated present for you.
This is the last straw. Deleting app. Bye dudes
847 Chicagoland keepin it classy
I did the dick in a box to my girlfriend, and that night I got the same present back. I didn't know she was hetero for the 3 years I was married. I'm a virgin so have sex before marriage lol
oh really? here's my list of presents:
Christmas - a dick in a box!
Hanukkah - a dick in a box!
Kwanzaa - a dick in a box!
That's the way we do it
7:37 is a creepy mother fuck.
9:32 you can can put your dick in my box if you know what I mean
my boyfriend did that for me hahahah
obviously 7:16...that is probly why they are talking about it...
Ł Ô Ł this is my area code.. ;-D