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  • i'll poop into your butthole, and then you will poop it back into my butt, and we'll keep doing it, back and forth, with the same poop, forever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Yeah, because all women just swoon over a guy who cums in their mouth. Sigh. How romantic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:32pm
  • Spitters are quitters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:38pm
  • You wouldn't be able to differentiate the types of cells. Liar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:34am
  • It's only embarrassing if you're a dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:31pm
  • oh christ...here we go with the "only whores swallow...swallowing is ok if you love your man...i do it cause he likes it...blah blah blah" debate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:35pm
  • I'm a Dr. and this isn't possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:37pm
  • way to go ashley stienecker. you fail at life. 937 733 8096

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:33am
  • Maybe you should spend more time studying for bio than swallowing semen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:05pm
  • 416 I would say u need a bullet but that would b a waste of good ammo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:34pm
  • Yes, I'm a Dr. My son downloaded this app and I think it's funny sometimes (not this time).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Men would never interact with women if they didn't have boobs and vaginas. That being said, women who swallow give men another reason to interact with them, thus promoting the circle of life. Bravo sweetheart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:23pm
  • this is an old urban legend .. it didnt happen to you...that being said its sort of funny i guess

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:03pm
  • If it was last week, then the guy has something to brag about. At least it wasn't a facial swab

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:36pm
  • As long as he didn't have funky tasting spunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:41pm
  • 4:16. What a classy guy you are!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:21pm
  • Sperm can't live outside the body, and they certainly cannot live inside of your mouth. Boo fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:29pm
  • I swallow because I like it. Girls who say it's disgusting are pussies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:49pm
  • what a dirty whore, she doesn't even brush her teeth properly. no wonder you got stuck giving head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Wow guess u had an intresting night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:02pm
  • 3:37: We have doc on hand woohooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:45pm
  • Thts the funniest shit I have heard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:40pm
  • 832, no you don't you ra-tard. I work at an animal hospital and we have a microscope from a college biology class(it was donated/free), when we analyze canine/feline studs, we see the sperm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:52pm
  • It was on a show called doctor who or something. Find other ways make ur self look like a slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Gross, you filthy whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:13pm
  • Hey 641 copy and paste much? Get a fucking life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:11pm
  • Funny to me cuz I'm from the 937 too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:53pm
  • That not or not that? Think about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:12am
  • Woah that dudes really a doctor? is there a stripper in the house? or maybe a a cleaning lady by the name of conswella...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:29pm
  • definately NOT Dr. Who. that's a great sci-fi show. more likely something stupid like Dr. Phil.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:59pm
  • this was in a movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:30am
  • Hmmm... Never heard this one before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:13pm
  • If kept warm at body temperature (like on the skin or in a warm test tube), sperm remain motile for several hours. Inside the female reproductive tract, they can live for up to 7 days. Sperm are very sensitive to temperature and moisture and will eventually die outside the body, but since each ejaculate may contain as many as 750 million sperm, and it only takes one sperm to result in pregnancy, precautions are essential.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:41pm
  • This was from the movie White Coats

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:48am
  • Who the fuck cares of it's fake or not, get the fuck over it..damn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:21pm
  • you got this from mlia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:46pm
  • uhm this post wasnt by ashley this girls name is caridee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 6:43pm
  • geez, you dont brush your teeth?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:25pm
  • oh awkward.

    Submitted by Sapherindrial on Mar 6, 12 at 4:41pm
  • 3:42 THATS FUCKIN NASTY MAN!!! ohh god!!! i would be curious to know the end result

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:27pm
  • If she loves you shell suck it all out! Girls that dont, just dont care enough....hope yall get it in your eye!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Yah right to everyone claiming to be "doctors" ... like a doctor would have time to read this junk\np.s. to the genius discussing mucous membranes - NEWS FLASH your mouth is a freakin mucous membrane - America is straight stupid

    Submitted by getaclue03 on May 12, 11 at 8:25pm
  • 6:29 you're a moron how do you think they do artificial insemination from sperm banks? this happened at my school too this semester

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:35pm
  • I rethought my bio class because i have the same area code. Thankfully we didnt work with microscopes today.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:52pm
  • To 3:12... The person posting meant to put that not. As opposed to saying "that awesome" they inserted the word "NOT" to imply a sort of Borat-esk humor. Think about THAT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:00am
  • Not a Dr. but was curious so looked it up and Sperm can only live outside the body for about 12 hours. If was inside her mouth like she said it might have been able to live up 1-3 days. Only when its inside the Vag in some nasty ass sounding muccus membrane can it survice for 3-5 days.So....ya its Bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:23pm
  • I studied biochem and I know this is not possible. The bacteria in your mouth would destroy the little guy before you could even walk to class. Lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:55pm
  • 4:27 - There is no end, it's an eternal cycle. Also, this text seems to be a variant on an urban legend where a girl asks about sperm in bio class or something. It's probably fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:29pm
  • This REALLY sounds like something my lab partner would say.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:23pm
  • what a whore I like it haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:06am
  • Think about it. Stupid iPhone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:12am
  • Let me guess, you're watching White Coats and had nothing better to do wit your life?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:45pm
  • Hey! I saw the movie this happened in too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:01pm
  • i tell her either she swallows or were having sex and not using a condom. So either she sucks it up or has a pregnancy scare

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:16pm
  • And you're just that whorish

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:39am
  • hahaha. anyone live in connecticut?> im a girl and i want to have sex right now soo badly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:37pm
  • no one ever said the sperm cell was alive people...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:45pm
  • Bet your lab partner is tryin to get with you now haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:04pm