bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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i'll poop into your butthole, and then you will poop it back into my butt, and we'll keep doing it, back and forth, with the same poop, forever.
Yeah, because all women just swoon over a guy who cums in their mouth. Sigh. How romantic.
Spitters are quitters
You wouldn't be able to differentiate the types of cells. Liar
It's only embarrassing if you're a dude
I'm a Dr. and this isn't possible.
oh christ...here we go with the "only whores swallow...swallowing is ok if you love your man...i do it cause he likes it...blah blah blah" debate.
Men would never interact with women if they didn't have boobs and vaginas. That being said, women who swallow give men another reason to interact with them, thus promoting the circle of life. Bravo sweetheart.
way to go ashley stienecker. you fail at life. 937
Maybe you should spend more time studying for bio than swallowing semen.
416 I would say u need a bullet but that would b a waste of good ammo.
If it was last week, then the guy has something to brag about. At least it wasn't a facial swab
Sperm can't live outside the body, and they certainly cannot live inside of your mouth. Boo fake.
4:16. What a classy guy you are!
Yes, I'm a Dr. My son downloaded this app and I think it's funny sometimes (not this time).
3:37: We have doc on hand woohooo
As long as he didn't have funky tasting spunk
832, no you don't you ra-tard. I work at an animal hospital and we have a microscope from a college biology class(it was donated/free), when we analyze canine/feline studs, we see the sperm.
what a dirty whore, she doesn't even brush her teeth properly.
no wonder you got stuck giving head.
uhm this post wasnt by ashley this girls name is caridee
this is an old urban legend .. it didnt happen to you...that being said its sort of funny i guess
I swallow because I like it. Girls who say it's disgusting are pussies.
Thts the funniest shit I have heard
It was on a show called doctor who or something. Find other ways make ur self look like a slut
Wow guess u had an intresting night
That not or not that? Think about.
Funny to me cuz I'm from the 937 too
Gross, you filthy whore
Hey 641 copy and paste much? Get a fucking life
this was in a movie
definately NOT Dr. Who. that's a great sci-fi show. more likely something stupid like Dr. Phil.
If kept warm at body temperature (like on the skin or in a warm test tube), sperm remain motile for several hours. Inside the female reproductive tract, they can live for up to 7 days. Sperm are very sensitive to temperature and moisture and will eventually die outside the body, but since each ejaculate may contain as many as 750 million sperm, and it only takes one sperm to result in pregnancy, precautions are essential.
Hmmm... Never heard this one before
Woah that dudes really a doctor? is there a stripper in the house? or maybe a a cleaning lady by the name of conswella...
you got this from mlia
This was from the movie White Coats
If she loves you shell suck it all out! Girls that dont, just dont care enough....hope yall get it in your eye!
Who the fuck cares of it's fake or not, get the fuck over it..damn.
Yah right to everyone claiming to be "doctors" ... like a doctor would have time to read this junk\np.s. to the genius discussing mucous membranes - NEWS FLASH your mouth is a freakin mucous membrane - America is straight stupid
geez, you dont brush your teeth?
I rethought my bio class because i have the same area code. Thankfully we didnt work with microscopes today.....
3:42 THATS FUCKIN NASTY MAN!!! ohh god!!! i would be curious to know the end result
To 3:12... The person posting meant to put that not. As opposed to saying "that awesome" they inserted the word "NOT" to imply a sort of Borat-esk humor. Think about THAT.
I studied biochem and I know this is not possible. The bacteria in your mouth would destroy the little guy before you could even walk to class. Lame.
6:29 you're a moron how do you think they do artificial insemination from sperm banks? this happened at my school too this semester
Not a Dr. but was curious so looked it up and Sperm can only live outside the body for about 12 hours. If was inside her mouth like she said it might have been able to live up 1-3 days. Only when its inside the Vag in some nasty ass sounding muccus membrane can it survice for 3-5 days.So....ya its Bullshit.
This REALLY sounds like something my lab partner would say.....
what a whore I like it haha
4:27 - There is no end, it's an eternal cycle.
Also, this text seems to be a variant on an urban legend where a girl asks about sperm in bio class or something. It's probably fake.
Think about it. Stupid iPhone.
Let me guess, you're watching White Coats and had nothing better to do wit your life?
exactly what i was thinking
And you're just that whorish
no one ever said the sperm cell was alive people...
i tell her either she swallows or were having sex and not using a condom. So either she sucks it up or has a pregnancy scare
Hey! I saw the movie this happened in too!
Bet your lab partner is tryin to get with you now haha
hahaha. anyone live in connecticut?>
im a girl and i want to have sex right now soo badly