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  • 90 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:32pm

    Yeah, because all women just swoon over a guy who cums in their mouth. Sigh. How romantic.

  • 91 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:38pm

    Spitters are quitters

  • 98 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:37pm

    I'm a Dr. and this isn't possible.

  • 95 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:42pm

    i'll poop into your butthole, and then you will poop it back into my butt, and we'll keep doing it, back and forth, with the same poop, forever.

  • 76 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:35pm

    oh christ...here we go with the "only whores swallow...swallowing is ok if you love your man...i do it cause he likes it...blah blah blah" debate.

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:23pm

    Men would never interact with women if they didn't have boobs and vaginas. That being said, women who swallow give men another reason to interact with them, thus promoting the circle of life. Bravo sweetheart.

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:31pm

    It's only embarrassing if you're a dude

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:05pm

    Maybe you should spend more time studying for bio than swallowing semen.

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:49pm

    I swallow because I like it. Girls who say it's disgusting are pussies.

  • 58 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:29pm

    Sperm can't live outside the body, and they certainly cannot live inside of your mouth. Boo fake.

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:21pm

    4:16. What a classy guy you are!

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:13pm

    If she loves you shell suck it all out! Girls that dont, just dont care enough....hope yall get it in your eye!

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:36pm

    If it was last week, then the guy has something to brag about. At least it wasn't a facial swab

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:42pm

    It was on a show called doctor who or something. Find other ways make ur self look like a slut

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:33am

    way to go ashley stienecker. you fail at life. 937 733 8096

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:45pm

    3:37: We have doc on hand woohooo

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:41pm

    As long as he didn't have funky tasting spunk

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:52pm

    832, no you don't you ra-tard. I work at an animal hospital and we have a microscope from a college biology class(it was donated/free), when we analyze canine/feline studs, we see the sperm.

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:34pm

    416 I would say u need a bullet but that would b a waste of good ammo.

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:12pm

    Yes, I'm a Dr. My son downloaded this app and I think it's funny sometimes (not this time).

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:47pm

    what a dirty whore, she doesn't even brush her teeth properly. no wonder you got stuck giving head.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:03pm

    this is an old urban legend .. it didnt happen to you...that being said its sort of funny i guess

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:34am

    You wouldn't be able to differentiate the types of cells. Liar

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:29pm

    Woah that dudes really a doctor? is there a stripper in the house? or maybe a a cleaning lady by the name of conswella...

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:02pm

    Wow guess u had an intresting night

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:12am

    That not or not that? Think about.

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:11pm

    Hey 641 copy and paste much? Get a fucking life

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:13pm

    Gross, you filthy whore

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:40pm

    Thts the funniest shit I have heard

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:25pm

    geez, you dont brush your teeth?

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 6:43pm

    uhm this post wasnt by ashley this girls name is caridee

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:59pm

    definately NOT Dr. Who. that's a great sci-fi show. more likely something stupid like Dr. Phil.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:46pm

    you got this from mlia

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:00am

    To 3:12... The person posting meant to put that not. As opposed to saying "that awesome" they inserted the word "NOT" to imply a sort of Borat-esk humor. Think about THAT.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:21pm

    Who the fuck cares of it's fake or not, get the fuck over it..damn.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:55pm

    I studied biochem and I know this is not possible. The bacteria in your mouth would destroy the little guy before you could even walk to class. Lame.

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:30am

    this was in a movie

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:06am

    what a whore I like it haha

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:13pm

    Hmmm... Never heard this one before

  • 55 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:41pm

    If kept warm at body temperature (like on the skin or in a warm test tube), sperm remain motile for several hours. Inside the female reproductive tract, they can live for up to 7 days. Sperm are very sensitive to temperature and moisture and will eventually die outside the body, but since each ejaculate may contain as many as 750 million sperm, and it only takes one sperm to result in pregnancy, precautions are essential.

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:12am

    Think about it. Stupid iPhone.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:23pm

    This REALLY sounds like something my lab partner would say.....

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:35pm

    6:29 you're a moron how do you think they do artificial insemination from sperm banks? this happened at my school too this semester

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:29pm

    4:27 - There is no end, it's an eternal cycle. Also, this text seems to be a variant on an urban legend where a girl asks about sperm in bio class or something. It's probably fake.

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:27pm

    3:42 THATS FUCKIN NASTY MAN!!! ohh god!!! i would be curious to know the end result

  • 27 37
    Submitted by getaclue03 on May 12, 11 at 8:25pm

    Yah right to everyone claiming to be "doctors" ... like a doctor would have time to read this junk\np.s. to the genius discussing mucous membranes - NEWS FLASH your mouth is a freakin mucous membrane - America is straight stupid

  • 17 18
    Submitted by Sapherindrial on Mar 6, 12 at 4:41pm

    oh awkward.

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:01pm

    Hey! I saw the movie this happened in too!

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:23pm

    Not a Dr. but was curious so looked it up and Sperm can only live outside the body for about 12 hours. If was inside her mouth like she said it might have been able to live up 1-3 days. Only when its inside the Vag in some nasty ass sounding muccus membrane can it survice for 3-5 days.So....ya its Bullshit.

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:45pm

    Let me guess, you're watching White Coats and had nothing better to do wit your life?

    • 45 59
      Submitted by eddyb660 on Mar 3, 10 at 5:24pm

      exactly what i was thinking

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:45pm

    no one ever said the sperm cell was alive people...

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:53pm

    Funny to me cuz I'm from the 937 too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:16pm

    i tell her either she swallows or were having sex and not using a condom. So either she sucks it up or has a pregnancy scare

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:52pm

    I rethought my bio class because i have the same area code. Thankfully we didnt work with microscopes today.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:37pm

    hahaha. anyone live in connecticut?> im a girl and i want to have sex right now soo badly

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:04pm

    Bet your lab partner is tryin to get with you now haha

  • 40 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:48am

    This was from the movie White Coats

  • 37 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:39am

    And you're just that whorish