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  • Hahaha I submitted this one. My boyfriend sent this to me and I thought it was funny because it really shows how guys minds work... going straight from "I love you" to something sexual. Anyway, it's really weird, but it totally works: if you squeeze your thumb your gag reflex goes away. Like make a fist around your thumb with one hand and then try to gag yourself with the other. Weird but useful! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:37pm
  • You get a bf. They'll happily let you "train" your gag reflexes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:13pm
  • I don't have a gag reflex..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:09am
  • High school kids need to gtfo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:26am
  • What guy doesn't like getting head?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:37am
  • Yeah 12:32..or just bite your nasty ass dick the fuck off you asshole. Bettin it's the first and last time she ever did that for you..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:58am
  • I perfer tongue over deepthroat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:43pm
  • fuck you liberal pussies. if you only had the balls of us republicans!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:52pm
  • You stay classy Florida.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:01pm
  • i never gag when my bf fucks my throat. you have to position yourself correctly. i fucking love it, makes me wet just thinking about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:57pm
  • I heard if you drink ram piss you will never gag again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Only in Gulf Breeze.... Hah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:50pm
  • how do you do this????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:07pm
  • 2:24 Really?? You're serious?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:55am
  • Fuck republicans!! Fuck you all!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:36pm
  • I love my area code....sex crazed floridians

    Submitted by xxx12 on Mar 29, 10 at 10:45pm
  • no i think she means her eyes tear. mine do too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:06am
  • Really? It feels good when she gags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Can't use that excuse anymore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:27am
  • and how do you do this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:08pm
  • 9:51 this isn't an Episode of dr Phil get the fuck off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:59pm
  • Try cowboy sex too it's a great sex game.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:33am
  • 12:58 unless ur a chick urself, than u need to stop being such a tight wad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:02am
  • That's the way to be 3:57! I wish all women were like you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:17am
  • Lies! It doesn't work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:07am
  • Wanna now how we do it? Every night wen your in bed asleep we eat a hot dog whole!!!!!!! And for you men with small dicks we use a

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:05am
  • I'd like to know too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:36pm
  • I love how easily straight men are influenced by porn. You're all such sheep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:31am
  • Full of cum is prolly right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:39pm
  • yes, we are enjoying it and we really don't care if you cry or not. It's not our problem -- as long as you don't stop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:54am
  • Hey I can't get my gf to try deep throat but she wants anal. WTF?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Lauren!!!! haha. this makes me laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:03pm
  • 4:54 im a chick and i think i love you lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:58am
  • 9:51 needs to have a bukkake party deep down in her throat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:29pm
  • Were do u go to skool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:30am
  • Thank you crappy dads

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:01pm
  • it could be navarre, pensacola, gulf breeze, destin, san destin, cantonment, mary esther.... the list goes on and on. so happy that this is my area code! ....not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:31am
  • Republicans are a bunch of little dick under cover homos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:25pm
  • 9:51 just sent me nude pics

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:47pm
  • @11:50, good to know I'm not the only one crying when deep-throating. Glad you're enjoying it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:39am
  • Another technique: angle your throat so the dick's natural curve matches your throat... Ittakes away the gagging sensation. Honestly, I can get 10 inches down. I love it! And, of course, he does, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:14am
  • i have sumthin else you can do too. smile. it works. i've tried it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:14pm
  • For me, triggering a gag reflex often makes my eyes tear up too. I'm pretty sure that's what they mean by crying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:32pm
  • What I do is just sort of concentrate on opening my throat more. Works most of the time. Maybe not for everyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:39pm
  • 9:51 is a dried up cunt that always treats herself like she's #1. I bet it's been quite a few years since she's gotten any dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:28pm
  • @10:10 -- guess who.....bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Mine doesn't like getting head either, WTF is up with guys these days?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:25am
  • Nah u two r both wrong, doggy beats havin ur dick gargled

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:50pm
  • I SAID FIIIIIIRRRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:28pm
  • 1:04 My boyfriend did the same thing to me. Guys are jackasses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:09am
  • Tear up , cry doesn't matter. It's hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:18pm
  • Wowww haha that works!! Thanks = )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:04pm
  • 951 - you sound like a bitch. stfu with your psycho babble bullshit! try building coherent sentences before you open your cock sucker to dish out high school advice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:30am
  • u just follwed how not to gag after I love u? your an idiot and you r not in love!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:50am
  • hey...maybe the bitch wasn't crying. Maybe she was full of cum and it was leaking out her eyes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:30pm
  • I love damaged chicks with daddy issues they'll do anything for male attention

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:01pm
  • 11:49 hahaha never tried it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:51pm
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS A GAG REFLEX?????????????????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:24am
  • My gf sucked my dick thinking I was asleep not knowing a was previously masturbating. As soon as she wrapped her lips around my cok...BAM! Biggest surprise of her life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:04am
  • 12:58 get laid first before u think u know anything about sex...that or u jus fuk some really boring chicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:01am
  • Don't stop when you gag, a little throw up doesn't ruin it. No need to train.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:56pm
  • 11:50 yeah I know and then u cum and she about chokes to death

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:52pm
  • I've got 9-3/4 inches (and not measured down to the other side of my asshole...) that you can work on your gag reflex with

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:47pm
  • 1:04 and 1:09 are dating each other... what guy masturbates but doesn't cum? i'm not a guy but isn't that lie blue balling yourself?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:11pm
  • Come on over...I'm gonna test your gag reflex by shoving my cock so far up your ass you'll be licking my cum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:00pm
  • My boyfriend doesn't let me lick his lollipop, it makes me so sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:13am
  • I love it when they cry because of gagging so much. Nothing like fucking a chick that's crying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:50pm
  • What u do is when u about to cum u hold off real hard so she don't feel u throb then u shove her head down real hard and bust there's nothin she can do but swallow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:32am