What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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I have seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.
What if the moderators didn't read the texts?
You'd be a fisherman's wife's dream
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
this would make the world a better place I could cook with one food laundry with the one feed a baby with another and still have one for my husband, 2 year old and myself *wink wink*
gross... your husband, your two year old, and yourself..wink wink.. this is weird as fuck
Lmfao....I think she forgot the two yr old...so they were added. Good example of why grammar matters.
yes that was poor grammar... an thanks for having my back there peach lol
in my defense I wrote this in the middle of the night exhausted while nursing an not all the way awake. I just meant I'd have enough hands to make everyone happy at once. nothing sexual the winks were just to be funny
I would have four arms that are uncomfortable when we snuggle instead of one...and sewing my own shirts would be a bitch. I have a hard enough time with two sleeves as it is.
OP isn't an idiot, they're just high...and probably an idiot too
Omg....I smell tentacle
Not an idiot. Just super high.