Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
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Seriously, if you're just going to post fake, then don't bother reading them!
fuckin touchscreen keyboards are the worst when drunk, but then again, being inebriated and having sausage fingers don't help.
also LMFAO at 420
FUCKING LMFAO @ 4:20
I agree, 12:55. Everyone here needs to 1) get the fuck over it when they call texts "fake" (if it's entertaining, who cares? stop being paranoid about the validity all the time) 2) get rid of the teenie-bopper trolls on here and 3) submit real "fucked up" texts again.
Jesus, use T9 already you drunk slut. No one understands you!
Long Island does it best.
Stuff like this is the best. Real, legit drunk texts, not just stories about last night via text messages the next day.
am I adam? I had vodka yesterday.. haha
WOOOO.... GO NASSAU COUNTY AND ALL YOUR DRUNKEN WHOOOOOREESS!
This post seems fake. Just sayin.
umm 4:30 lots of people do, my predictatext is useless now because of it...you would know this if you had friends and other people other than your mother texted you
Yeh, it would have to be with how the typos are. But apparently, every belligerent-text post is sent from a phone with a full-keyboard layout. S's in place od D's, O's in place of I's, etc. Makes you wonder how many of them are real and how many people "belligerated" (probably not a real word, but you get the idea) their submission to make it sound funny.
if its 516 its a most likely a blackberry.
I'm banning "just sayin'" and "it is what it is". You sound like a dick
2:30, T9 is worse. You can turn a real sentence into gibberish sober with t9 if you're not paying attention. I know you've at least once spelled foot instead of dont using that shit before. Foot lie.
hahaaha no way i always text like this when drunk and its using t9.. and i am always convinced its english at the time
yeah this is definately real most of the legit texts from last nights i recieve are not understandable
someone had a vodka ton
yes and I made his pickle go away and he got annoyed
Yes I made his pickle (penis?) go away and he got pissed
fix the "o"
This is definitely fake, who the fuck texts like that even if they're drunk?
Your moms mom is fake.
i hate when bitches scare my pickle off
um i have had plenty of texts lke this drunk and sober...so no it is not fake...def T9 is the reason for this..but still if you can write a readable text while drunk..i applaud you
yep this was on a keyboard-style layout
Definitely sent using a Blackberry Pearl. That keyboard is so weird. Way to go Nassau
hahahah these are the only ones i find funny anymore.
At least she spelled pickle right