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  • Seriously, if you're just going to post fake, then don't bother reading them!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:01pm
  • fuckin touchscreen keyboards are the worst when drunk, but then again, being inebriated and having sausage fingers don't help. also LMFAO at 420

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:11am
  • FUCKING LMFAO @ 4:20

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:54am
  • I agree, 12:55. Everyone here needs to 1) get the fuck over it when they call texts "fake" (if it's entertaining, who cares? stop being paranoid about the validity all the time) 2) get rid of the teenie-bopper trolls on here and 3) submit real "fucked up" texts again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:19am
  • Jesus, use T9 already you drunk slut. No one understands you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:30pm
  • Long Island does it best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:02pm
  • WOOOO.... GO NASSAU COUNTY AND ALL YOUR DRUNKEN WHOOOOOREESS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:26pm
  • Stuff like this is the best. Real, legit drunk texts, not just stories about last night via text messages the next day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:55pm
  • This post seems fake. Just sayin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:37pm
  • am I adam? I had vodka yesterday.. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:19pm
  • umm 4:30 lots of people do, my predictatext is useless now because of it...you would know this if you had friends and other people other than your mother texted you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 7:46pm
  • 5:35 Yeh, it would have to be with how the typos are. But apparently, every belligerent-text post is sent from a phone with a full-keyboard layout. S's in place od D's, O's in place of I's, etc. Makes you wonder how many of them are real and how many people "belligerated" (probably not a real word, but you get the idea) their submission to make it sound funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:03pm
  • if its 516 its a most likely a blackberry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:03pm
  • 2:30, T9 is worse. You can turn a real sentence into gibberish sober with t9 if you're not paying attention. I know you've at least once spelled foot instead of dont using that shit before. Foot lie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:20pm
  • I'm banning "just sayin'" and "it is what it is". You sound like a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:26pm
  • hahaaha no way i always text like this when drunk and its using t9.. and i am always convinced its english at the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:19pm
  • yeah this is definately real most of the legit texts from last nights i recieve are not understandable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:09pm
  • someone had a vodka ton

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:28pm
  • yes and I made his pickle go away and he got annoyed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:30pm
  • Yes I made his pickle (penis?) go away and he got pissed

    Submitted by jamiejames7 on Jul 1, 11 at 4:27am
  • This is definitely fake, who the fuck texts like that even if they're drunk?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:30pm
  • cocaine-addiciton-solution.örg fix the "o"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:52am
  • Your moms mom is fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:02pm
  • i hate when bitches scare my pickle off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:33pm
  • um i have had plenty of texts lke this drunk and sober...so no it is not fake...def T9 is the reason for this..but still if you can write a readable text while drunk..i applaud you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:39pm
  • yep this was on a keyboard-style layout

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Definitely sent using a Blackberry Pearl. That keyboard is so weird. Way to go Nassau

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:23am
  • hahahah these are the only ones i find funny anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:23pm
  • At least she spelled pickle right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:31am
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