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  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:11am

    fuckin touchscreen keyboards are the worst when drunk, but then again, being inebriated and having sausage fingers don't help. also LMFAO at 420

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:20pm

    2:30, T9 is worse. You can turn a real sentence into gibberish sober with t9 if you're not paying attention. I know you've at least once spelled foot instead of dont using that shit before. Foot lie.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:26pm

    WOOOO.... GO NASSAU COUNTY AND ALL YOUR DRUNKEN WHOOOOOREESS!

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:55pm

    Stuff like this is the best. Real, legit drunk texts, not just stories about last night via text messages the next day.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:01pm

    Seriously, if you're just going to post fake, then don't bother reading them!

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:30pm

    Jesus, use T9 already you drunk slut. No one understands you!

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:30pm

    yes and I made his pickle go away and he got annoyed

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:54am

    FUCKING LMFAO @ 4:20

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:19am

    I agree, 12:55. Everyone here needs to 1) get the fuck over it when they call texts "fake" (if it's entertaining, who cares? stop being paranoid about the validity all the time) 2) get rid of the teenie-bopper trolls on here and 3) submit real "fucked up" texts again.

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:02pm

    Long Island does it best.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:19pm

    am I adam? I had vodka yesterday.. haha

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:03pm

    if its 516 its a most likely a blackberry.

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:37pm

    This post seems fake. Just sayin.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:26pm

    I'm banning "just sayin'" and "it is what it is". You sound like a dick

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:19pm

    hahaaha no way i always text like this when drunk and its using t9.. and i am always convinced its english at the time

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:39pm

    um i have had plenty of texts lke this drunk and sober...so no it is not fake...def T9 is the reason for this..but still if you can write a readable text while drunk..i applaud you

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:23pm

    hahahah these are the only ones i find funny anymore.

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 7:46pm

    umm 4:30 lots of people do, my predictatext is useless now because of it...you would know this if you had friends and other people other than your mother texted you

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:35pm

    yep this was on a keyboard-style layout

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:02pm

    Your moms mom is fake.

  • 47 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:52am

    cocaine-addiciton-solution.├Ârg fix the "o"

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:33pm

    i hate when bitches scare my pickle off

  • 44 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:23am

    Definitely sent using a Blackberry Pearl. That keyboard is so weird. Way to go Nassau

  • 46 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:03pm

    5:35 Yeh, it would have to be with how the typos are. But apparently, every belligerent-text post is sent from a phone with a full-keyboard layout. S's in place od D's, O's in place of I's, etc. Makes you wonder how many of them are real and how many people "belligerated" (probably not a real word, but you get the idea) their submission to make it sound funny.

  • 41 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:30pm

    This is definitely fake, who the fuck texts like that even if they're drunk?

  • 35 68
    Submitted by jamiejames7 on Jul 1, 11 at 4:27am

    Yes I made his pickle (penis?) go away and he got pissed

  • 41 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:31am

    At least she spelled pickle right

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:28pm

    someone had a vodka ton

  • 37 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:09pm

    yeah this is definately real most of the legit texts from last nights i recieve are not understandable