does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
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a girl who can take/make a jizz joke = keeper.
wow, way to over think a funny line people
So many uptight people on here, geez. This is a website for fun, not life lessons.
This actually sounds like a convo I would have with my fiance....
..... Sometimes, he likes to rub my belly when its all over and say something like "Swim towards the light!"... it cracks me up every time xD And we are 23 and 25, we just enjoy humor.. and humor makes an already amazing sex life even better.
this is funny, and 2:03 is right. If I were the guy who got the text I'd just tell her that she can swallow millions more tonight
AHHAHA! "and I pooped them out" ... I would so say that, too funny!
people need to lighten up! this is funny!
7:52 I appreciate your use of the word detectivy! lol And you're right! Don't worry about fake v legit. It's whatever. It's just a fun place to get a laugh! And this text is hilarious!
facebook chat between the devil and god respectively
What do you think happened first in this sequence of events?
that shits cute....
I LOVE THIS GIRL!!! HAHAHAHAHA so something I wish I was bold enough to say to a guy!
tip for you.. just say it.. if a guy would get mad about that you don't want him anyway.. unless you like boring, vanilla sex
dude sounds like he regrets this night haha. usually guys would LOVE to think about a time when they came in a girl's mouth.
anal licking and midget salad tossing isn't that extreme 5:38-5:39. Your mom and grandmother have done both of them.
and he doesn't seem even remotely interested in her based on his response
i cracked uppp hahaha
the "like" before "millions" really makes her sound young. Sounds like it's the first the time she swallowed or even the first time she gave a guy a Blow Job. The pooping part is funny though, but still, I think 2:09 (2) is right...he is not interested or in slightest amused.
thats freaking gross.. but funny as hell. i couldnt stop laughing.
lighten up people its FUNNY
I think it's funny that everyone assumes she pooped out sperm because se swallowed... Maybe she took it in the ass? Ever think of that?
The less this bitch breeds the better! But she swallows so who cares.
Makes me wonder if she inspected her dump to check the jizz was there.
I figure she's cool with sex, ended up having an abortion, and he was upset by it because it was his unborn child. So she asks if it bothers him that she swallowed his other unborn children, and he is more of a prude and says "I try not to think about it" and so she follows up with pooping them out. For sure seemed like an abortion convo to me.
i never thought of it like that....hmm.
... what a disgusting bitch id find a new one to suck my cock
LOL! If that's the case I have pooped enough to populate China!!!
bodily functions and reducing sperm to "unborn children" ALWAYS = funny!
I"ve just never thought to mix the two. kudos :-)
way to let yourself be bothered by something that doesnt concern you. agree with 2:28. probably first time. but im not getting the vibe that shes young, just prude. the guy is probably annoyed by that fact.
Hey, it's Vermont. Anything is possible.
Vermont teens keepin' it classy.
You know it sir..
Ohhh, sick burn from 6:55!
Real classy vermont
"yes, you pooped the ones I put in your butt out, but it was fun putting them in there!"
They're not unborn children. They are sperm.
I don't agree with triple posting 10:45 , but yeah i kinda read it as part of an abortion debate.
Aha 2:09, so true!
i'm pretty sure an "immature thirteen yr old" wouldnt be making jizz jokes lmao
semi funny until the whole pooping thing. I know you poop, but prefer not to mix my sexy mental image of you with my pooping mental image of you.
that's fucking weird.
kinda reminds me of the greek gods
high five for being awesome
9:32 LMAO! Touch the rainbow!
Though Taste the Rainbow would work too.
Good point 2:35, but morons trying to bestow wisdom on this site is also funny if you think about it...
Just an fyi...Cum isn't very digestable. Some chick had to have her stomach pumped because of swallowing. Dangerous stuff lol.
Take a dump, glaze it with your millions of potentials, let her eat it, and then she can "poop" it. Yummy for her tummy!
HAHAHAH! Fucking Vermonters!
Its funny. Stop analyzing the fake v. real aspects of these texts. Who cares. This isn't a place to get all detectivy.
semen are not digested they eventually have to be pumped from your stomach
that's stupid. it sounds like it's from a 13 year old or something.
just swallow and don't ask questions or talk about it.
You'd piss out his babies, cum is a fluid. Dumb bitch. I know I peed some out this morning. Fucking yummy.
no this girl sounds like an immature 14 year old she is not a keeper