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  • 95 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:12am

    The mom asked the guy how he wanted his eggs. He told her, "Like your daughter, over easy."

  • 76 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:55pm

    High motha funkin five!

  • 81 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:35pm

    This man is a gentleman and a scholar.

  • 80 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:55pm

    offered to say grace? "thank you for letting me fuck your daughter and feeding me too."

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:41am

    good night.....bad day

  • 74 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:18am

    gotta be one of the funniest texts ive ever read... "offered to say grace" haha

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:44pm

    This guy is the man.

  • 78 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 7:37pm

    offered to say grace!?! i really want this one to be true...that's just awesome!

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:50pm

    That guy gets like fifty man cards. Classy. And hilarious. =].

  • 75 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:23pm

    Absolutely fantastic.

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:25pm

    thats how we do it in the atl

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:20am

    Too awesome. Better than him running out and being rude.

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:45pm

    That guy should win an award

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:40am

    Outstanding! Some train wreck of a celebrity needs to hire him as their PR man

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:17pm

    oh........ thats something special!!!!!!

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:29am

    This guy deserves a medal.

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:28pm

    That is fucking hilarious. and awesome. Hella suave, dude.

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:48am

    LOL the guy's a hero.

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:00pm

    I think her dad gets cool points for letting him stay. He would've had a walk of shame straight into a 6 foot deep hole at my house.

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 4:33pm

    404 FTW. This guy is amazing :]

  • 72 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:15am

    i would marry this man

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:51pm

    what a fucking beast. i wish there were more guys like him :D

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:47am

    WELL DONE to whoever that guy is haha

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:21pm

    haha thats my area code

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:50am

    Good point yeah, I wouldnt let the guy stay and eat after he banged my daughter.... But that guy is awesome!!! hahaha

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 4:43am

    Total hero

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 4:12pm

    Story of my life here; my bf's whole family knows our sex life & still loves me.

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:46am

    ahhhhahah that happened to me! But he walked in on a family reunion!... awkward.

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:28pm

    Bahaha - Your family should keep him and ditch the other loser, er... you.

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:51pm

    i didn't smell the cooking, i told her to cook... we were in her bed

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:11pm

    this is just too great!

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:08am

    OMG totally was about to say that guy is my hero... clearly great minds think alike lol.

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:06am

    That guy is my hero.

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:03am

    Ahahah, epic win. This sounds like something my sister would do to me lolol

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:05am

    hahahah i think he's a keeper :)

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:03pm

    I'm impressed that they fed him, I mean really, would you feed the kid that just banged your daughter? or even give him the chance to say grace? But I'm still pretty damn impressed!

  • 58 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:37pm

    a classic...gentleman and a scholar indeed!!!

  • 37 55
    Submitted by xPvTxSkItTlEs on Sep 10, 11 at 12:41am

    You're my hero sir lol

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Zathelia on Aug 9, 10 at 5:31pm

    Oopsies seems like ur screwed and not in the good way like u were last night!

  • 56 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:21pm

    you all need to get OVER IT, he JUST offered to say GRACE! GOD DAMMIT STUPID ASS PEOPLE!!!

  • 28 39
    Submitted by dwakaa on Jan 25, 12 at 8:29pm

    lol they cant hate him if he said grace.

  • 57 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:23am

    touch my titties please

  • 35 57
    Submitted by BigCrank on May 18, 11 at 8:38pm

    Walk of FAME !

  • 29 47
    Submitted by highestof5s on Nov 27, 11 at 9:24pm

    This guys deserves an award.

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:19am

    so hes either charismatic or retarded, im not sure, u pic, yer the one who knows him

  • 49 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:31am

    Christ, even if it's not true, points just for thinking it up.