FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
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High motha funkin five!
The mom asked the guy how he wanted his eggs. He told her, "Like your daughter, over easy."
This man is a gentleman and a scholar.
thats how we do it in the atl
This guy is the man.
Too awesome. Better than him running out and being rude.
Outstanding! Some train wreck of a celebrity needs to hire him as their PR man
this is just too great!
That guy gets like fifty man cards. Classy. And hilarious. =].
offered to say grace? "thank you for letting me fuck your daughter and feeding me too."
good night.....bad day
oh........ thats something special!!!!!!
That guy should win an award
I think her dad gets cool points for letting him stay. He would've had a walk of shame straight into a 6 foot deep hole at my house.
That is fucking hilarious. and awesome. Hella suave, dude.
LOL the guy's a hero.
This guy deserves a medal.
WELL DONE to whoever that guy is haha
Story of my life here; my bf's whole family knows our sex life & still loves me.
offered to say grace!?! i really want this one to be true...that's just awesome!
what a fucking beast. i wish there were more guys like him :D
i would marry this man
haha thats my area code
I'm impressed that they fed him, I mean really, would you feed the kid that just banged your daughter? or even give him the chance to say grace? But I'm still pretty damn impressed!
gotta be one of the funniest texts ive ever read... "offered to say grace" haha
Good point yeah, I wouldnt let the guy stay and eat after he banged my daughter....
But that guy is awesome!!! hahaha
hahahah i think he's a keeper :)
404 FTW. This guy is amazing :]
Bahaha - Your family should keep him and ditch the other loser, er... you.
ahhhhahah that happened to me! But he walked in on a family reunion!... awkward.
i didn't smell the cooking, i told her to cook... we were in her bed
That guy is my hero.
Ahahah, epic win. This sounds like something my sister would do to me lolol
you all need to get OVER IT, he JUST offered to say GRACE! GOD DAMMIT STUPID ASS PEOPLE!!!
a classic...gentleman and a scholar indeed!!!
You're my hero sir lol
Oopsies seems like ur screwed and not in the good way like u were last night!
OMG totally was about to say that guy is my hero... clearly great minds think alike lol.
so hes either charismatic or retarded, im not sure, u pic, yer the one who knows him
Walk of FAME !
lol they cant hate him if he said grace.
This guys deserves an award.
touch my titties please
Christ, even if it's not true, points just for thinking it up.