FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
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High motha funkin five!
The mom asked the guy how he wanted his eggs. He told her, "Like your daughter, over easy."
This man is a gentleman and a scholar.
This guy is the man.
thats how we do it in the atl
offered to say grace? "thank you for letting me fuck your daughter and feeding me too."
this is just too great!
Too awesome. Better than him running out and being rude.
That guy gets like fifty man cards. Classy. And hilarious. =].
Outstanding! Some train wreck of a celebrity needs to hire him as their PR man
good night.....bad day
I think her dad gets cool points for letting him stay. He would've had a walk of shame straight into a 6 foot deep hole at my house.
oh........ thats something special!!!!!!
That guy should win an award
This guy deserves a medal.
LOL the guy's a hero.
That is fucking hilarious. and awesome. Hella suave, dude.
Story of my life here; my bf's whole family knows our sex life & still loves me.
offered to say grace!?! i really want this one to be true...that's just awesome!
what a fucking beast. i wish there were more guys like him :D
WELL DONE to whoever that guy is haha
haha thats my area code
i would marry this man
gotta be one of the funniest texts ive ever read... "offered to say grace" haha
I'm impressed that they fed him, I mean really, would you feed the kid that just banged your daughter? or even give him the chance to say grace? But I'm still pretty damn impressed!
Good point yeah, I wouldnt let the guy stay and eat after he banged my daughter....
But that guy is awesome!!! hahaha
hahahah i think he's a keeper :)
ahhhhahah that happened to me! But he walked in on a family reunion!... awkward.
Bahaha - Your family should keep him and ditch the other loser, er... you.
i didn't smell the cooking, i told her to cook... we were in her bed
404 FTW. This guy is amazing :]
That guy is my hero.
a classic...gentleman and a scholar indeed!!!
Ahahah, epic win. This sounds like something my sister would do to me lolol
you all need to get OVER IT, he JUST offered to say GRACE! GOD DAMMIT STUPID ASS PEOPLE!!!
Oopsies seems like ur screwed and not in the good way like u were last night!
You're my hero sir lol
OMG totally was about to say that guy is my hero... clearly great minds think alike lol.
so hes either charismatic or retarded, im not sure, u pic, yer the one who knows him
Walk of FAME !
This guys deserves an award.
lol they cant hate him if he said grace.
touch my titties please
Christ, even if it's not true, points just for thinking it up.