he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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U really want his number? Let me know.
>implying you could ever find a man to want babies with you
atta girl!! I wanna meet this guy when ur done with him
I once fucked a girl so hard that she had children in the future to text about.
Yeah what was his number
the line is so old my ancestor's children got impressed!
Ur great grandma felt it to
For shits and giggles, I hope the speaker is male.
Ur a fucking liar
What if ur future children got pregnant if one of them was a girl? Is that illegal?
i've had those...ahhhh good times
I bet that about 80% of the TFLN readers are 15 year old virgins, who never actually experienced sex. That's why every post about sex and masturbation get a lot of thumbs up.
Or maybe we just like sex and masturbation.
His number is (insert my number here). Call him and he'll tear your vagina a new vagina.
It smells like supdog in there
Gigidy gigidy alllllllll riiight
Omg that's awesome
Never have I once said "she fucked me so hard my "any type of relative" felt it. Impossible for guys. But most of us have said " her pussy was so tight that I think my dick has a permanent curvature now."
Fuck you and your racist mess 12:17
What the fuck?
4:00 i bet youre one of those 15 yr old virgins
Sounds like me on my evening cocktail of: Lortab 10mg, medium sized Redbull and half a Viagra.
Rough sex = <3 I can't get enough.
I'd do ya one better ;)
I can do that!
this is so old. go fuck a donkey.
Congrats on having twins.
I love this
Story of my life.
Reppin the ville !