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  • 71 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:24pm

    is it bad that i actually can read this?

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:37am

    THIS is a text from last night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:32am

    Now THIS is what TFLN is suppose to be like.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:27pm

    i just wanted to let you know that ill always be there for you and i will watch your dog whenever you want. wow. i just impressed myself

    • 29 61
      Submitted by septsapphire on Nov 19, 10 at 2:17am

      damn, i thought it was wash your dog...

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Dilbert09 on Jan 18, 11 at 10:47pm

    So... Is it a good sign, or a bad sign that I can read fluent drunk txt...?

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:49am

    What makes me happy about this text is that the texter actually appears to be drunker at the end of the message than he/she was at the beginning.....

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:25pm

    "I just wanted to let you know that I'll always be there for you and I will walk your dog whenever you want" ? "walk" is questionable

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:09pm

    Hhehe love this text, and actual drunk text, not a movie quote! yay!

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:29pm

    Translation: "I just wanted you to know that I'll always be there for you and o[I?] will waasag[massage?] your dog whenebvet[whenever?] you wsnt[want?]" morale of the story drunk texting on a full keypad is the same as drunk dialing hands down

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:37pm

    i love people. i've gotten one of these at 1AM before. i thought i was drunk trying to read it ha

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:56am

    a REAL text from last night! this one deserves a prize... not any of that 'text from this morning refering to last night' BS

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:15pm

    The first part of it is- I just wanted to let you know that I will always be there for u I will ??? your dog whenever you want

  • 70 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:16am

    It's "wash." Only H is near G on the keyboard. The C in "watch" and the LK in "walk" are too far away.

    • 74 59
      Submitted by bananabear on Mar 30, 10 at 3:29am

      im sorry, but have you ever been drunk? i don't know about you, but when i'm smashed i manage to COMPLETELY misspell words, my fingers jump around the keypad. trust me when i say it doesn't really matter what letter you're trying to type because you could definitely pick one on the other side of the keypad. juuuust saying.

      • 28 44
        Submitted by exosus on Aug 14, 11 at 5:38pm

        just because you lose all basic motor control when you have half a wine spritzer doesn't make it normal there sugar tits.

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:27pm

    what

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:17pm

    I'm having flashbacks of all the texts from my most recent ex-boyfriend... even when he wasn't drunk! Bah!

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:36pm

    The only questionable word in this text is waasag - and that can be walk, wash, or watch. All three make sense.

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:37pm

    What i gathered from this was, "I'm drunk and want you, and now I'll mention your dog so you think I'm sensitive and love animals." I can speak/read sloshed, it's no big deal.

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:47pm

    9:26, I only got the beginning of that. "I...." What's the rest?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:37pm

    i read it as 'wash' your dog, cause of the s.

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:27pm

    i think i can read it been there& deff sent redic texts like this before. does it say " i just wanted to let you know ill always be there for you and i will walk your dog whenver you want."??

  • 41 49
    Submitted by swallow105 on Dec 23, 10 at 1:49pm

    I thought it was massage your dog.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:54pm

    I got one that said: "Theere issxd sno sway I am zn goikz g jme tight." ( there is no way I am going home tonight) the said part was, I know her phone auto corrects it...

  • 61 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:10am

    Haha. Sad part is, I actually figured out what it said. XDDD

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:26pm

    what i got was "i just wanted to let you know that i'll always be there for you and i'll wash your dog whenever you want" ahahah idk though?

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:16am

    not made up. hilarious. i've sent one much like this and it wasn't even a full keyboard. i love whiskey. :)

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:52am

    agreed 12:32 who can't relate to getting drunk texted

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:23am

    HAHA i get these kind of texts ALL the time! :) & i automatically know my best friend is DA-RUNK!

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:49pm

    i wish it says massage your dog. that's def what i first thought it said lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:20am

    9:16-Who says it's a full keyboard? if it's a number pad the ghi are one letter (4) and jkl are another (5), and 4 and 5 are next to each other.

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 12:22am

    haha now that's a true drunk text right there

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:55pm

    LOL. Drunks and texting...gotta love it. :]

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:41am

    I just wanted to let you know that I will always be there for you and I will watch your dog whenever you want

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:52am

    Fuck that's one of the cons of a keyboard phone haha FTW! that was awesome!

  • 52 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:49am

    I though it said massage your dog?

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:44pm

    "i just wanted to let you know that i'll always be there for you and suck your dick whenever you want"...?

  • 51 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:06am

    I suspect it's "wank".

  • 52 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 9:41pm

    I definitely though it said massage your dog. As in penis I was guessing. But you never know.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:54am

    It makes me immensely happy to know that people here speak "drunk" so well that they can decipher this. my vote's on 'wash'

  • 51 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:08am

    Haha definitely classy

  • 43 81
    Submitted by jozt91 on Mar 25, 10 at 12:26am

    It's worries me that I actually know what it says… lol

  • 43 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:06am

    pretty sure its watch... cos if you take out the second a as an accident predictive would make it watch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 5:22pm

    I thought it said massage your dog O.o

  • 44 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:07pm

    yea this is great! I REAL TFLN!!

  • 42 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:47pm

    love how this person got more drunk as the text went on

  • 45 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:22pm

    I don't know if it says walk, wash, or wash, but that's pretty much a moot point because whatever it says, I definitely wouldn't trust this person with my dog.

  • 48 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:39pm

    I vote wash. It would make it more awkward than watch or walk.

  • 45 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:20pm

    its wash if they have a keyboard phone but it could be walk if its a normal one