i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
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i just wanted to let you know that ill always be there for you and i will watch your dog whenever you want.
wow. i just impressed myself
damn, i thought it was wash your dog...
I got one that said:
"Theere issxd sno sway I am zn goikz g jme tight."
( there is no way I am going home tonight)
the said part was, I know her phone auto corrects it...
"I just wanted you to know that I'll always be there for you and o[I?] will waasag[massage?] your dog whenebvet[whenever?] you wsnt[want?]"
morale of the story
drunk texting on a full keypad is the same as drunk dialing
Now THIS is what TFLN is suppose to be like.
THIS is a text from last night
is it bad that i actually can read this?
The first part of it is- I just wanted to let you know that I will always be there for u I will ??? your dog whenever you want
I thought it was massage your dog.
i love people. i've gotten one of these at 1AM before. i thought i was drunk trying to read it ha
What makes me happy about this text is that the texter actually appears to be drunker at the end of the message than he/she was at the beginning.....
It's "wash." Only H is near G on the keyboard. The C in "watch" and the LK in "walk" are too far away.
im sorry, but have you ever been drunk? i don't know about you, but when i'm smashed i manage to COMPLETELY misspell words, my fingers jump around the keypad. trust me when i say it doesn't really matter what letter you're trying to type because you could definitely pick one on the other side of the keypad. juuuust saying.
just because you lose all basic motor control when you have half a wine spritzer doesn't make it normal there sugar tits.
Hhehe love this text, and actual drunk text, not a movie quote! yay!
a REAL text from last night! this one deserves a prize... not any of that 'text from this morning refering to last night' BS
So... Is it a good sign, or a bad sign that I can read fluent drunk txt...?
LOL. Drunks and texting...gotta love it. :]
"I just wanted to let you know that I'll always be there for you and I will walk your dog whenever you want" ?
"walk" is questionable
i read it as 'wash' your dog, cause of the s.
9:26, I only got the beginning of that. "I...." What's the rest?
haha now that's a true drunk text right there
what i got was "i just wanted to let you know that i'll always be there for you and i'll wash your dog whenever you want" ahahah idk though?
9:16-Who says it's a full keyboard? if it's a number pad the ghi are one letter (4) and jkl are another (5), and 4 and 5 are next to each other.
I just wanted to let you know that I will always be there for you and I will watch your dog whenever you want
"i just wanted to let you know that i'll always be there for you and suck your dick whenever you want"...?
The only questionable word in this text is waasag - and that can be walk, wash, or watch. All three make sense.
What i gathered from this was, "I'm drunk and want you, and now I'll mention your dog so you think I'm sensitive and love animals." I can speak/read sloshed, it's no big deal.
i think i can read it been there& deff sent redic texts like this before. does it say " i just wanted to let you know ill always be there for you and i will walk your dog whenver you want."??
I definitely though it said massage your dog.
As in penis I was guessing.
But you never know.
Haha. Sad part is, I actually figured out what it said. XDDD
I'm having flashbacks of all the texts from my most recent ex-boyfriend... even when he wasn't drunk! Bah!
not made up. hilarious. i've sent one much like this and it wasn't even a full keyboard. i love whiskey. :)
HAHA i get these kind of texts ALL the time! :)
& i automatically know my best friend is DA-RUNK!
Haha definitely classy
agreed 12:32 who can't relate to getting drunk texted
pretty sure its watch...
cos if you take out the second a as an accident predictive would make it watch
I thought it said massage your dog O.o
It's worries me that I actually know what it says… lol
yea this is great! I REAL TFLN!!
Fuck that's one of the cons of a keyboard phone haha FTW! that was awesome!
I don't know if it says walk, wash, or wash, but that's pretty much a moot point because whatever it says, I definitely wouldn't trust this person with my dog.
i wish it says massage your dog. that's def what i first thought it said lmao
love how this person got more drunk as the text went on
I though it said massage your dog?
I suspect it's "wank".
I vote wash. It would make it more awkward than watch or walk.
its wash if they have a keyboard phone but it could be walk if its a normal one
It makes me immensely happy to know that people here speak "drunk" so well that they can decipher this. my vote's on 'wash'