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  • i just wanted to let you know that ill always be there for you and i will watch your dog whenever you want. wow. i just impressed myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:27pm
  • I got one that said: "Theere issxd sno sway I am zn goikz g jme tight." ( there is no way I am going home tonight) the said part was, I know her phone auto corrects it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:54pm
  • Translation: "I just wanted you to know that I'll always be there for you and o[I?] will waasag[massage?] your dog whenebvet[whenever?] you wsnt[want?]" morale of the story drunk texting on a full keypad is the same as drunk dialing hands down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:29pm
  • Now THIS is what TFLN is suppose to be like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:32am
  • THIS is a text from last night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:37am
  • is it bad that i actually can read this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:24pm
  • The first part of it is- I just wanted to let you know that I will always be there for u I will ??? your dog whenever you want

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:15pm
  • I thought it was massage your dog.

    Submitted by swallow105 on Dec 23, 10 at 1:49pm
  • what

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:27pm
  • i love people. i've gotten one of these at 1AM before. i thought i was drunk trying to read it ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:37pm
  • What makes me happy about this text is that the texter actually appears to be drunker at the end of the message than he/she was at the beginning.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:49am
  • It's "wash." Only H is near G on the keyboard. The C in "watch" and the LK in "walk" are too far away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:16am
    • im sorry, but have you ever been drunk? i don't know about you, but when i'm smashed i manage to COMPLETELY misspell words, my fingers jump around the keypad. trust me when i say it doesn't really matter what letter you're trying to type because you could definitely pick one on the other side of the keypad. juuuust saying.

      Submitted by bananabear on Mar 30, 10 at 3:29am
      • just because you lose all basic motor control when you have half a wine spritzer doesn't make it normal there sugar tits.

        Submitted by exosus on Aug 14, 11 at 5:38pm
  • Hhehe love this text, and actual drunk text, not a movie quote! yay!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:09pm
  • a REAL text from last night! this one deserves a prize... not any of that 'text from this morning refering to last night' BS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:56am
  • So... Is it a good sign, or a bad sign that I can read fluent drunk txt...?

    Submitted by Dilbert09 on Jan 18, 11 at 10:47pm
  • LOL. Drunks and texting...gotta love it. :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:55pm
  • "I just wanted to let you know that I'll always be there for you and I will walk your dog whenever you want" ? "walk" is questionable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:25pm
  • i read it as 'wash' your dog, cause of the s.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:37pm
  • 9:26, I only got the beginning of that. "I...." What's the rest?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:47pm
  • haha now that's a true drunk text right there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 12:22am
  • what i got was "i just wanted to let you know that i'll always be there for you and i'll wash your dog whenever you want" ahahah idk though?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:26pm
  • 9:16-Who says it's a full keyboard? if it's a number pad the ghi are one letter (4) and jkl are another (5), and 4 and 5 are next to each other.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:20am
  • I just wanted to let you know that I will always be there for you and I will watch your dog whenever you want

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:41am
  • "i just wanted to let you know that i'll always be there for you and suck your dick whenever you want"...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:44pm
  • The only questionable word in this text is waasag - and that can be walk, wash, or watch. All three make sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:36pm
  • What i gathered from this was, "I'm drunk and want you, and now I'll mention your dog so you think I'm sensitive and love animals." I can speak/read sloshed, it's no big deal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:37pm
  • i think i can read it been there& deff sent redic texts like this before. does it say " i just wanted to let you know ill always be there for you and i will walk your dog whenver you want."??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:27pm
  • I definitely though it said massage your dog. As in penis I was guessing. But you never know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 9:41pm
  • Haha. Sad part is, I actually figured out what it said. XDDD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:10am
  • I'm having flashbacks of all the texts from my most recent ex-boyfriend... even when he wasn't drunk! Bah!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:17pm
  • not made up. hilarious. i've sent one much like this and it wasn't even a full keyboard. i love whiskey. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:16am
  • HAHA i get these kind of texts ALL the time! :) & i automatically know my best friend is DA-RUNK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:23am
  • Haha definitely classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:08am
  • agreed 12:32 who can't relate to getting drunk texted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:52am
  • pretty sure its watch... cos if you take out the second a as an accident predictive would make it watch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:06am
  • I thought it said massage your dog O.o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 5:22pm
  • It's worries me that I actually know what it says… lol

    Submitted by jozt91 on Mar 25, 10 at 12:26am
  • yea this is great! I REAL TFLN!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:07pm
  • Fuck that's one of the cons of a keyboard phone haha FTW! that was awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:52am
  • I don't know if it says walk, wash, or wash, but that's pretty much a moot point because whatever it says, I definitely wouldn't trust this person with my dog.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:22pm
  • i wish it says massage your dog. that's def what i first thought it said lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:49pm
  • love how this person got more drunk as the text went on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:47pm
  • I though it said massage your dog?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:49am
  • I suspect it's "wank".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:06am
  • I vote wash. It would make it more awkward than watch or walk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:39pm
  • its wash if they have a keyboard phone but it could be walk if its a normal one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:20pm
  • It makes me immensely happy to know that people here speak "drunk" so well that they can decipher this. my vote's on 'wash'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:54am