i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
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i just wanted to let you know that ill always be there for you and i will watch your dog whenever you want.
wow. i just impressed myself
damn, i thought it was wash your dog...
"I just wanted you to know that I'll always be there for you and o[I?] will waasag[massage?] your dog whenebvet[whenever?] you wsnt[want?]"
morale of the story
drunk texting on a full keypad is the same as drunk dialing
I got one that said:
"Theere issxd sno sway I am zn goikz g jme tight."
( there is no way I am going home tonight)
the said part was, I know her phone auto corrects it...
THIS is a text from last night
Now THIS is what TFLN is suppose to be like.
The first part of it is- I just wanted to let you know that I will always be there for u I will ??? your dog whenever you want
is it bad that i actually can read this?
It's "wash." Only H is near G on the keyboard. The C in "watch" and the LK in "walk" are too far away.
im sorry, but have you ever been drunk? i don't know about you, but when i'm smashed i manage to COMPLETELY misspell words, my fingers jump around the keypad. trust me when i say it doesn't really matter what letter you're trying to type because you could definitely pick one on the other side of the keypad. juuuust saying.
just because you lose all basic motor control when you have half a wine spritzer doesn't make it normal there sugar tits.
what i got was "i just wanted to let you know that i'll always be there for you and i'll wash your dog whenever you want" ahahah idk though?
Hhehe love this text, and actual drunk text, not a movie quote! yay!
i love people. i've gotten one of these at 1AM before. i thought i was drunk trying to read it ha
a REAL text from last night! this one deserves a prize... not any of that 'text from this morning refering to last night' BS
What makes me happy about this text is that the texter actually appears to be drunker at the end of the message than he/she was at the beginning.....
I thought it was massage your dog.
So... Is it a good sign, or a bad sign that I can read fluent drunk txt...?
I just wanted to let you know that I will always be there for you and I will watch your dog whenever you want
pretty sure its watch...
cos if you take out the second a as an accident predictive would make it watch
LOL. Drunks and texting...gotta love it. :]
i think i can read it been there& deff sent redic texts like this before. does it say " i just wanted to let you know ill always be there for you and i will walk your dog whenver you want."??
haha now that's a true drunk text right there
9:26, I only got the beginning of that. "I...." What's the rest?
"I just wanted to let you know that I'll always be there for you and I will walk your dog whenever you want" ?
"walk" is questionable
i read it as 'wash' your dog, cause of the s.
What i gathered from this was, "I'm drunk and want you, and now I'll mention your dog so you think I'm sensitive and love animals." I can speak/read sloshed, it's no big deal.
"i just wanted to let you know that i'll always be there for you and suck your dick whenever you want"...?
Haha. Sad part is, I actually figured out what it said. XDDD
Haha definitely classy
yea this is great! I REAL TFLN!!
I definitely though it said massage your dog.
As in penis I was guessing.
But you never know.
9:16-Who says it's a full keyboard? if it's a number pad the ghi are one letter (4) and jkl are another (5), and 4 and 5 are next to each other.
HAHA i get these kind of texts ALL the time! :)
& i automatically know my best friend is DA-RUNK!
The only questionable word in this text is waasag - and that can be walk, wash, or watch. All three make sense.
not made up. hilarious. i've sent one much like this and it wasn't even a full keyboard. i love whiskey. :)
agreed 12:32 who can't relate to getting drunk texted
love how this person got more drunk as the text went on
I thought it said massage your dog O.o
I'm having flashbacks of all the texts from my most recent ex-boyfriend... even when he wasn't drunk! Bah!
It's worries me that I actually know what it says… lol
I don't know if it says walk, wash, or wash, but that's pretty much a moot point because whatever it says, I definitely wouldn't trust this person with my dog.
I though it said massage your dog?
Fuck that's one of the cons of a keyboard phone haha FTW! that was awesome!
I suspect it's "wank".
its wash if they have a keyboard phone but it could be walk if its a normal one
i wish it says massage your dog. that's def what i first thought it said lmao
I vote wash. It would make it more awkward than watch or walk.
It makes me immensely happy to know that people here speak "drunk" so well that they can decipher this. my vote's on 'wash'