i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
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I can honestly say I drank nail polish remover once when I was 6
it was in a tea cup
I had to get my stomach pumped :)
Sounds like something stupid I would do.
Ahhhhh don't cry 4:30
why does everyone that blogs just talk shit?
Know why it's called "putting your two cents in"? Because that's all it's worth so I agree. If you think this shit is immature or not funny, don't read it dumbass
5:29, he's talking to 4:50
Read the message before you go assuming.
lol 4:57 if you knew what you were talking about, you would have know that he ment his theory for "uncilivized" animals, so humans don't count. FAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG
Really 4:57? Why the fuck does everyone on here freak out about how you spell you're. This isn't an English class. It's like you're just looking for something to bitch about. Stop attacking people 'a spelling mistakes.
this is totally true, some nail polish remover is lemon scented, and with the alcohol under notes, its highly probable.
So what he saying is "you are life." and that "you are" nail polish? What a toolbag. I bet he tries to correct ppl on who and whom as well, an looks like an idiot when he's wrong! How dumb can ppl be
4:50 it is "You're" as in "You are just wasting"
This text is exactly why Darwin's Theory can never be fact... meddling bitches keep the strong and stupid from offing themselves.
Funny but most likely fake
How is this voted "bad night"? Clearly someone got crunk as shit.
The point of having one spelling for every word is so other people can understand you, and if you're trying to insult someone I'm assuming you want them to understand you. I did however enjoy that you spelled things wrong and then called the other guy a dumb fuck.
7:19 fake loser
You guys sayng 'fake!!' every other text, I have a question for you. How in the fuck would you know??! Were you there; did you send the text or recieve it? No? I didn't think so. So, in that case, why don't you crawl back in your loser holes and shut up.
U guys are effin lame
your = possesive form
you're = you are...
This is why Darwinism doesn't exist anymore.
this website is filled with way to many college kids who are studying psychology and feel the need to throw in their incorrect two cents in .
7:19 alll the way.
If you think it's fake why do you bother reading it? Your just wasting your time
My friend saved my life while I was high and convinced that cutting my hair was a good idea. Good friends are a blessing <3
I fucked your crack whore mother, first motherfucker. Fuck you, fucktard loser cocksuckibg homo fuck.