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  • 8:20 Funny how when you talk like a douche - you end up being a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:22am
  • 9:51 Not everyone who feels guilty about eating junk food while looking at pictures of size 2 models is fat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:09am
  • 2:28, karma's gonna push you off a cliff into shark infested waters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:10am
  • I thought this text was stupid, but that was quickly overshadowed by peoples obsession with tearing women down. Anyone who eats ice cream is fat? You're all dumbfucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:44pm
  • fat guys are gross too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:51pm
  • My gfs a size 00. Buts shes 12. No pedo!! So am i! And woop dee fuckin doo you figured out i lied about bein 18.

    Submitted by kylebroflovski on Feb 15, 11 at 7:34pm
  • I'm a average sized girl but wouldn't mind getting into really good shape... But I've got the love of a man and of friends and family I'm not alone and feel ugly and hated and have to try and use my body to get people to notice me.... So you go ahead and have yourself some ice cream we can't all we size 2s!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:47am
  • Are you joking me? You guys don't even know if she's fat or not. Maybe she's a size 6 and is sad about not being a size two. Shut the fuck up for a little bit, damn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:28am
  • Get a sense of humor like the OP does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:18pm
  • I've seen this quote somewhere before.... ONTD, maybe?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:00pm
  • I love how the people that are super skinny are the ones tearing this girl down not because she's fat but because they really are just that unhappy with themselves, being skinny doesn't make up for being a ugly bitch with no grace for others or having no personality

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:43am
  • Guys don't like to fuck skeletons. A little meat on the bones is a good thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:22pm
  • How do you think I feel? I work in the store. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:52pm
  • To 2:31... XD hahaha yes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:30pm
  • Geez! It's a funny text! Obviously she's a little self conscious but who isn't? At least she's able to joke about her insecurities! Good for her You guys should chill your shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:05am
  • Yeah 8:24. I'm the exact same way. Oh wait! We're the exact same person. I love me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:54am
  • @11:47 - yeah we can. We can all moderate our eating habits and exercise regularly. Not a privelege for the chosen few. But other than that, this post isn't about whether or not she's fat (looking at photoshopped size 2s will make a normal size 4/6 feel fat), it's just about her trying to be clever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:37pm
  • Then y don't u stop eating the ice cream?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 4:07pm
  • fat by choice. being fat is a lifestyle and nothing else. you wanna look good then put in the hard work and sacrifices like everyone else and stop playin the pitty card and hate on those that have what you want

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:51am
  • I didn't know everyone that ate icecream was fat until I read this thead. We have such unhealthy views of ouselves. Being healthy does not necessarily mean being bone skinny, there's more to it than that. And not everyone can be a size 4 no matter how small they get, some people have larger frames.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:16pm
  • I ended up being guilted out of ice cream after watching a few minutes of the biggest loser. But seriously, fuck that, a little ice cream every now and then won't hurt you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:14am
  • To 2:37... What I meant was not everyone on earth is meant to be that small not that everyone can't.. She shouldn't make her entire life goal to be skinny but it is an important part of life no doubt... Regardless this was a funny text and I can relate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:34pm
  • @ 2:31 I love that guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:58pm
  • oh my goooooddddd it's funny. enough with the melodramatic I can be fat and happy soliloquys

    Submitted by misslady on Apr 19, 10 at 3:42am
  • It's funny how being a bigger person now gets as much hate as how people used to be racist back in the day..being bigger receives more hate than anything and if a person is happy with who they are it doesn't matter how big they are societys pressure on women to be super thin is unrealistic and damages more peoples bodies than it does them good...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:08am
  • think about this when you wake up with your cats on Saturday morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:22am
  • @2:31 Gabriel Iglesias!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:18pm
  • funny how it is that if you eat like a pig -- you end up looking like a pig

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:20am
  • I eat whatever I want when I want I don't gain a pound

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:24am
  • O and if any dudes have anything to say u should try on some chick clothes to see what size you are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:57am
  • Looking at Victorias secret makes me ice cream my pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:47am
  • Drown yourself in that food, dumpy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:01am
  • OH SHIT. ANOTHER 956-er! *High fives OP*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:56am
  • The question is, is the OP Big Healthy Husky Fluffy Damn! Or... OH HELL NO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:31pm
  • Some people have medical problems. A symptom of PCOS and a side effect of birth control IS weight gain. I'm not saying it'll make you a size 10 over night, but it does contribute. Learn your facts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:11pm
  • how do yall know shes ugly? Or even fat? Maybe she just feels fat cause she isn't a size two. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:36pm