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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:22am

    8:20 Funny how when you talk like a douche - you end up being a douche.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:09am

    9:51 Not everyone who feels guilty about eating junk food while looking at pictures of size 2 models is fat.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:44pm

    I thought this text was stupid, but that was quickly overshadowed by peoples obsession with tearing women down. Anyone who eats ice cream is fat? You're all dumbfucks.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:51pm

    fat guys are gross too

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:10am

    2:28, karma's gonna push you off a cliff into shark infested waters.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:43am

    I love how the people that are super skinny are the ones tearing this girl down not because she's fat but because they really are just that unhappy with themselves, being skinny doesn't make up for being a ugly bitch with no grace for others or having no personality

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:47am

    I'm a average sized girl but wouldn't mind getting into really good shape... But I've got the love of a man and of friends and family I'm not alone and feel ugly and hated and have to try and use my body to get people to notice me.... So you go ahead and have yourself some ice cream we can't all we size 2s!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:28am

    Are you joking me? You guys don't even know if she's fat or not. Maybe she's a size 6 and is sad about not being a size two. Shut the fuck up for a little bit, damn.

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    Submitted by kylebroflovski on Feb 15, 11 at 7:34pm

    My gfs a size 00. Buts shes 12. No pedo!! So am i! And woop dee fuckin doo you figured out i lied about bein 18.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:18pm

    Get a sense of humor like the OP does.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:22pm

    Guys don't like to fuck skeletons. A little meat on the bones is a good thing.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:16pm

    I didn't know everyone that ate icecream was fat until I read this thead. We have such unhealthy views of ouselves. Being healthy does not necessarily mean being bone skinny, there's more to it than that. And not everyone can be a size 4 no matter how small they get, some people have larger frames.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:52pm

    How do you think I feel? I work in the store. :(

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:00pm

    I've seen this quote somewhere before.... ONTD, maybe?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:14am

    I ended up being guilted out of ice cream after watching a few minutes of the biggest loser. But seriously, fuck that, a little ice cream every now and then won't hurt you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:18pm

    @2:31 Gabriel Iglesias!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:30pm

    To 2:31... XD hahaha yes

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:51am

    fat by choice. being fat is a lifestyle and nothing else. you wanna look good then put in the hard work and sacrifices like everyone else and stop playin the pitty card and hate on those that have what you want

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:54am

    Yeah 8:24. I'm the exact same way. Oh wait! We're the exact same person. I love me!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:05am

    Geez! It's a funny text! Obviously she's a little self conscious but who isn't? At least she's able to joke about her insecurities! Good for her You guys should chill your shit

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:08am

    It's funny how being a bigger person now gets as much hate as how people used to be racist back in the day..being bigger receives more hate than anything and if a person is happy with who they are it doesn't matter how big they are societys pressure on women to be super thin is unrealistic and damages more peoples bodies than it does them good...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:37pm

    @11:47 - yeah we can. We can all moderate our eating habits and exercise regularly. Not a privelege for the chosen few. But other than that, this post isn't about whether or not she's fat (looking at photoshopped size 2s will make a normal size 4/6 feel fat), it's just about her trying to be clever.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:22am

    think about this when you wake up with your cats on Saturday morning

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 4:07pm

    Then y don't u stop eating the ice cream?

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    Submitted by misslady on Apr 19, 10 at 3:42am

    oh my goooooddddd it's funny. enough with the melodramatic I can be fat and happy soliloquys

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:20am

    funny how it is that if you eat like a pig -- you end up looking like a pig

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:58pm

    @ 2:31 I love that guy!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:34pm

    To 2:37... What I meant was not everyone on earth is meant to be that small not that everyone can't.. She shouldn't make her entire life goal to be skinny but it is an important part of life no doubt... Regardless this was a funny text and I can relate

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:47am

    Looking at Victorias secret makes me ice cream my pants

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:24am

    I eat whatever I want when I want I don't gain a pound

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:11pm

    Some people have medical problems. A symptom of PCOS and a side effect of birth control IS weight gain. I'm not saying it'll make you a size 10 over night, but it does contribute. Learn your facts.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:31pm

    The question is, is the OP Big Healthy Husky Fluffy Damn! Or... OH HELL NO

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:01am

    Drown yourself in that food, dumpy!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:56am

    OH SHIT. ANOTHER 956-er! *High fives OP*

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:57am

    O and if any dudes have anything to say u should try on some chick clothes to see what size you are

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:36pm

    how do yall know shes ugly? Or even fat? Maybe she just feels fat cause she isn't a size two. :)