Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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lmao...i thought i was the only one.
as scooby doo would say, ruh roh.
I seriously can't belive that there are so many others that have had this happen to them!
she didnt like the raspberries? prude bitch.
What kind of an idiot does that?
10:51 that doesn't make you prude.... that makes you just as bad in the sack as the other guy
ewww sick, sounds painful?
That seriously deserves an award.
What does blowing raspberries on it mean
gosh i hope he was wasted
You'd think it'd feel good...anyone wanna say anything to the contrary?
just when I though Metro-ATL couldn't get any classier...
Someone who watches Russel Brand an isn't afraid to steal jokes, that's who. ;)
No worries, still funny. And if itnis real, that guy's got some serious balls to try it. =p
I agree with 2:40... enough with the 'proceeded' crap
The Only reason she Didn't like it was cause it Tickled!
2:40 & 9:29, agreed. I'm just wondering if he did it on purpose to ensure that he would never again be expected to give this girl oral? This guy is either a drunken ass-hat or a freakin' genius.
12:01- I mean if "sleeping with our cousins" means having a damn good time then who the fuck cares.
sorry but im so sick of this unnecessary overuse of "proceeded"...
mmmm that sounds like fun
2:01... rasperries don't mean actual fruit.... dumbass.
looked up what blowing raspberries are. it's also called a Bronx cheer, like a 100 years old (at least the former is). It's making a fart noise with your mouth and tongue. I guess that's why she didn't like it. She should acknowledge the effort though
9:48 - interesting take, nice
9:56, the fact that the texter was telling him that it happened should probably clue you in that he was wasted
THIS EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME
12:54 You're freudian slip is showing.
at least he didn't go to the boston steamer
Yeah guys, just a heads up, that's a nono.
I suspect the vaginal area on the OP must be pretty large. Lose some weith, butch, and you might get treated better
what's "blow raspberries" mean? would it really be that bad to motor boat? never done that but i figure it would feel nice around the clitoris
9:48. "Drunken ass-hat"...ha ha ha.
I'm going to do this to my girl next time. And when she asks wtf was that. I'm going to tell her the truth. I did it for the lols.