Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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she didnt like the raspberries? prude bitch.
10:51 that doesn't make you prude.... that makes you just as bad in the sack as the other guy
You'd think it'd feel good...anyone wanna say anything to the contrary?
mmmm that sounds like fun
lmao...i thought i was the only one.
I seriously can't belive that there are so many others that have had this happen to them!
just when I though Metro-ATL couldn't get any classier...
sorry but im so sick of this unnecessary overuse of "proceeded"...
gosh i hope he was wasted
as scooby doo would say, ruh roh.
2:40 & 9:29, agreed. I'm just wondering if he did it on purpose to ensure that he would never again be expected to give this girl oral? This guy is either a drunken ass-hat or a freakin' genius.
THIS EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME
What kind of an idiot does that?
What does blowing raspberries on it mean
Someone who watches Russel Brand an isn't afraid to steal jokes, that's who. ;)
No worries, still funny. And if itnis real, that guy's got some serious balls to try it. =p
12:01- I mean if "sleeping with our cousins" means having a damn good time then who the fuck cares.
9:56, the fact that the texter was telling him that it happened should probably clue you in that he was wasted
That seriously deserves an award.
I agree with 2:40... enough with the 'proceeded' crap
ewww sick, sounds painful?
2:01... rasperries don't mean actual fruit.... dumbass.
9:48 - interesting take, nice
The Only reason she Didn't like it was cause it Tickled!
what's "blow raspberries" mean? would it really be that bad to motor boat? never done that but i figure it would feel nice around the clitoris
looked up what blowing raspberries are. it's also called a Bronx cheer, like a 100 years old (at least the former is). It's making a fart noise with your mouth and tongue. I guess that's why she didn't like it. She should acknowledge the effort though
12:54 You're freudian slip is showing.
at least he didn't go to the boston steamer
I suspect the vaginal area on the OP must be pretty large. Lose some weith, butch, and you might get treated better
Yeah guys, just a heads up, that's a nono.
9:48. "Drunken ass-hat"...ha ha ha.
I'm going to do this to my girl next time. And when she asks wtf was that. I'm going to tell her the truth. I did it for the lols.