made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
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More power to her! All you haters are just pissed b/c you're not getting any action...
Saw this happen with this chick in front of me in line last night. NOT cool. skank.
i don't even really believe you
dude, get over it everyone. so she kissed someone! big fucking deal. i make out with bouncers all the time, not even cause i have too. after that, they just let you walk in and not even ask for your id. its not like she fucked him right there.
been there, done that.
I've worked as a bouncer. That shit don't work.
"Sorry m'am, but your tonguework also says 'too young'."
hahahahaha thats funnnny!!
that's gross. what a slut-face.
If I was the bouncer I still would've sent you walking.
2 35 you also do not have to wait until your 21st birthday to attempt to enter one of those places, fair trade id say.
anyone criticizing her, shut up. you gotta do what you gotta do. nothing wrong with using what you got to get ahead.
"Bitches aint shit but ho's and tricks"
You'd be the former. That's why a lot of men don't respect young women. And they say guys mature slower.
-Nuts.The.Wiseguy at g-mail.
HAHAHAH yesss i will totally try that next time ......You go girl!!
I was a bouncer for a while. It wouldn't have worked on me, however I bounced in a strip club. I got my bread and butter from the dancers, although after observing them after hours. there are some dancers you dont want anywhere near your mouth.
lol does that actually work in America? in England the bouncers are all fat and hate us! lol they try to kick out as many people as possible
So I used a "d" instead of a "t", big fucking deal. Why are there so many grammar nazis on this site. I pass judgement on whoever I feel like, cause I can. My guess, you're a pussy who can't pass judgement on anyone in person because of that fact. So you're here, but still a pussy.
i love it! nice work :)
sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. power to you ma u know how to get what you want
Why does anyone care who she makes out with?
Get overrrr it.
My hero, if not why not ...anyone dissing you is just jealous they're didn't think of it, don't have the guts to do it or are male!!
this is fucking hilarious. you kick assss!