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  • You are definitely going to be in the human centipede 2

    Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Oct 12, 11 at 11:40am
  • I'm in a trunk and, it's goin fast and, when we round the next corner I'll get whiplash and

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Oct 12, 11 at 1:42pm
  • At least you're not on a boat.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 12, 11 at 9:25pm
  • I hope you're still alive

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Oct 13, 11 at 2:51am
  • Well, was it?

    Submitted by rosa_rouge on Oct 12, 11 at 5:28pm
  • Apparently I wanted to be in the trunk... Drunk me is fun.

    Submitted by aliceforever on Oct 13, 11 at 12:08am
  • that was the last we ever heard from Johnny again....

    Submitted by master0fwar on Feb 12, 12 at 6:48pm
  • Who the fuck is this long winded cunt?

    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 13, 11 at 12:24am
  • This is stupid as hell. Why are so many not funny texts on here?

    Submitted by gohogs518 on Oct 12, 11 at 8:15pm
  • You need new friends or less alcohol...yeah get new friends. I'm assuming you wake in a trunk often enough for this to be an issue. Friends who put you in a trunk as a makeshift drunk tank aren't your friends....they are lazy. Handcuffing you to random things, like your chair, seems more friendly.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 12, 11 at 3:50pm
  • "Oh manomanomanoman" reminds me of Josh Peck's character in that movie "Snow Day".

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 9, 12 at 11:46pm