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  • Not everything warrants a South Park underpants gnome reference, 3:56. Use it sparingly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:59pm
  • what kind of friends do you have? they should be getting drunk with you, not holding interventions! :) haha let's be friends. and who cares if they are fake or not? if they make people laugh who cares. stop being a debbie downer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:32pm
  • That drank better be purple

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:19am
  • No, I don't think you understood 4:56, nobody fucking cares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Big tone = fail. You suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:34pm
  • lulz I wasn't even big tone but I impersonated him just to see the hate. Youse guys didn't disappoint. I R SO CLEVAH.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:59pm
  • This has my name all over it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:02pm
  • FAKE! same thing was posted months ago... Also from a tv show!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:22pm
  • D! Are you kidding around? (Who? Me? Okay.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:59am
  • I give myself anal interventions with gatorade bottles on a daily basis ( from the rectum of big tone)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:01pm
  • big tone has a small wiener.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:18pm
  • wtf everyone saying we need lifes?! your doin the same thing we r stop bein mad just live life!...

    Submitted by TAMPAX187 on Jun 25, 10 at 3:33am
  • I took a shit in a nuns mouth. Fuck you Jebus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:43pm
  • Hahahaha I would not mind an intervention like that either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:01pm
  • @1:12 I am fine with burning in hell if the alternative is an eternity with people like you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:07pm
  • I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:23pm
  • For the dumbasses who r talking shit about Jesus u will all burn in Hell good ridance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:12pm
  • Water! Sugar! And purple, 6:19!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:03am
  • To all my loyal fans - I have none. I'm truly sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:06pm
  • You all need a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:26pm
  • HornyGIrl (972).897.1505

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:39am
  • 4:32... I meant the text is fake! The person who posted this used a post that was already posted here a month ago. Plus the same "drinking in an intervention gag" has been used in numerous tv shows. Unfortunately most of the text here are getting to where they are just copies of old ones or just made up in general.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Hell yeah now THATS G hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:00am
  • Plus I do care if they are fake. It is no fun reading the same texts over and over again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:59pm
  • pretty sure that drinking alcohol during an intervention has happened more than once in history. get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:16pm
  • 5:43, your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:01pm
  • 5:43 should re-write the bible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:23pm
  • 6:01- unlike the situation between 3:56 and 3:59, everything DOES call for a simpsons' reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:09pm
  • well it made me laugh! =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:58pm