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  • 55 19
    Submitted by anon33 on May 25, 10 at 9:34pm
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    Holy shit.

  • 54 25
    Submitted by boston42 on May 25, 10 at 10:12pm
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    Who the fuck calls this a good night?

  • 51 25
    Submitted by margottenenbaum on May 25, 10 at 9:56pm
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    sounds like you have hemorrhoids, and no money.

  • 47 24
    Submitted by DeathsIntern on May 25, 10 at 10:28pm
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    Who texts this kind of thing? I would NEVER want to recieve a text such as this...

  • 42 27
    Submitted by aznasshole on May 25, 10 at 11:01pm
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    Wow, you seem pretty "butthurt" about this...

  • 38 30
    Submitted by HollyHoe on May 25, 10 at 9:10pm
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    That's really gross.

  • 33 24
    Submitted by arthurlux on May 25, 10 at 11:33pm
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    Remember, you can't spell TMI without TFLN! Good thing most people around here can't spell worth a damn.

  • 37 32
    Submitted by janky on May 25, 10 at 9:04pm
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    Kill yourself

  • 33 26
    Submitted by mitchell on May 25, 10 at 11:33pm
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    im shittin while readin this

  • 33 28
    Submitted by oemgee_ladrox on May 25, 10 at 11:34pm
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    you should use chipotleaway...it's billy mays approved!

  • 30 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 10 at 8:45am
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    11:45 do you know the definition of morbid? Because 9:27 definitely wasn't morbid.

  • 25 16
    Submitted by peggysue19 on May 26, 10 at 5:19am
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    I agree, Boston42.

  • 24 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 10 at 7:00am
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    Did u eat choploate?

  • 25 21
    Submitted by dunkel45 on May 26, 10 at 12:29am
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    Only in MKE would someone call this a good night.

  • 22 18
    Submitted by RoyJankoBitch on May 26, 10 at 10:06pm
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    o that sucks. i shit blood before. it was the closest i would ever come to a period

  • 28 33
    Submitted by fierceness on May 26, 10 at 2:37am
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    Ummm don't be weirded out by this, ok, but you are dying. Sorry.

  • 29 35
    Submitted by Michguy on May 25, 10 at 9:36pm
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    That's ok, you'll die soon enough.

  • 21 22
    Submitted by koolaidmanohyeaa on May 26, 10 at 8:57am
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    UC or Crohn's ftw!

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 9:57pm
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    Shitting blood sounds awesome, I'm so jealous

  • 27 37
    Submitted by uhateme on May 25, 10 at 9:11pm
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    Let me get this straight so u got ass raped an robbed dude that sucks!

  • 22 28
    Submitted by HollyHoe on May 25, 10 at 11:45pm
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    9:27 that's Juss morbid.

  • 19 23
    Submitted by its118AM on Jun 7, 10 at 2:05am
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    why do people share stuff like this? who seriously texts this to people?

  • 21 41
    Submitted by gottatry_100 on May 25, 10 at 10:36pm
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    Get ur fukkin money up... Dude!!!

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