Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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Who the fuck calls this a good night?
That's really gross.
Shitting blood sounds awesome, I'm so jealous
Wow, you seem pretty "butthurt" about this...
Who texts this kind of thing? I would NEVER want to recieve a text such as this...
sounds like you have hemorrhoids, and no money.
Only in MKE would someone call this a good night.
I agree, Boston42.
Did u eat choploate?
im shittin while readin this
11:45 do you know the definition of morbid? Because 9:27 definitely wasn't morbid.
That's ok, you'll die soon enough.
Remember, you can't spell TMI without TFLN! Good thing most people around here can't spell worth a damn.
you should use chipotleaway...it's billy mays approved!
9:27 that's Juss morbid.
o that sucks. i shit blood before. it was the closest i would ever come to a period
Ummm don't be weirded out by this, ok, but you are dying. Sorry.
Let me get this straight so u got ass raped an robbed dude that sucks!
UC or Crohn's ftw!
Get ur fukkin money up... Dude!!!
why do people share stuff like this? who seriously texts this to people?