She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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WHAT A RIDE!
Should have been taken as a compliment!! If you were able to make her so wet that you could use that particular comparison then you must have been doing something right
The correct answer, regardless of whether or not it's true, is "no."
Hopefully she didn't think of the OP as 'It's a small world
Yes I did!
Holy shit I'm a tfln
"If so, demonstrate how I deserved such a name." ;)
Well, you did call his dick White Plume Mountain.
It was more like the wave pool at blue bayou
This is actually a text ABOUT last night. Not from it....