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  • if he liked it then he woudda put a ring on it...oh oh oh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:02pm
  • wow. so you're old AND a chick, now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:57pm
  • it's not like it makes a difference anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:42am
  • the sexual peak for a woman is actually 40ish, not 18-22

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:31pm
  • 7;02 has no idea what he's talking about. I'm 27 and I still tight!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:15pm
  • 8:31 ya but they ain't as hot then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Happens to the best of us!! You'll snap out of it though, it's only temporary!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:46am
  • Dude, I'm only 21 and I've started doing that. But maybe it's just because I like em older. Either way, you're gonna be fine as long as you remember that just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:17pm
  • @ 7:15 -- You say you are tight. Just like you say you aren't fat. And aren't a bitch. No 27 year old is as tight as an 18 year old. As you get older, your recollection and your standards change. You think you are tight now but I can tell you that you aren't as tight as you were before you passed your expiration date

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:13pm
  • (shoots 4:02 in the face) (car drives by, playing the same song) Fuck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:31pm
  • Sorry guy, but your priorities are messed up. You can still appreciate a nice rack prior to determining her marital status.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:24pm
  • glad to know im not the only one, but it certainly doesn't stop me from checking out the rack too. you know what they say; just cause there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:12pm
  • You need to view the ring as a challenge. Go get her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:40pm
  • Dude I know I do that same shit. I'm only 25

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 9:52pm
  • I had to start doing that at 22

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:45pm
  • A ring never blocked a hole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:50pm
  • As if the ring finger gives any REAL indication...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:36pm
  • Hahaha that's so true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:49pm
  • if it has wedding ring then GO FOR IT. Who wants something that no one else wants?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:50pm
  • WTF the matter with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:06pm
  • just move to utah, you'll be doing that at any age.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:38pm
  • You're probably wondering how the ring finger will feel when it's turd hunting deep inside your moist, itchy asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:53pm
  • why do you like 'em older? Pussy gets worse with age. Prime time is 18 - 21 and breaking in a new crop of college freshmen each year is like heaven

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:02pm
  • i do that too! though i'm only 22. i just like to make sure. the other night some old dudes were hitting on me and my friends. we called them out on their wedding bands and one of them literally took it off put it on another finger as if he wasn't married. wtf!?! so even those without rings could be married! what are we singles to do?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:48am