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  • Submitted by raptor2905 on Apr 11, 10 at 2:41pm

    Wow dude, you let your mom taste your cum. Epic fail...

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      Submitted by IUpartieshardest on Apr 13, 10 at 1:41am

      i hope to god this text is fake. or at least if it did happen that all your friends disown you

  • Submitted by Bloodknight on Apr 11, 10 at 3:01pm

    Wow, that's just pretty fucking awful.

  • Submitted by FuhQ37 on Apr 11, 10 at 3:26pm

    You metaphorically jizz shotted your mom. Fuck your life man

  • Submitted by TowerCrane on Apr 11, 10 at 3:37pm

    well maybe you should taste it yourself and see how "obviously not that bad" it is.

  • Submitted by spudgun on Apr 11, 10 at 3:13pm

    I hope this is a girl talking to a fellow girl friend.

  • Submitted by JoePapi on Apr 11, 10 at 3:20pm

    That's fuckin gross!

  • Submitted by mattwade on Apr 11, 10 at 2:27pm

    Haha semen

  • Submitted by argument on Apr 11, 10 at 5:12pm

    ew she's like licking up her half grandchildren...ew...

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    Submitted by RichardS on Apr 11, 10 at 9:31pm

    This begs the question, what does your mum normally use for toothpaste if that's what she thought it was?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 2:27pm

    Booo that man!

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    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 11, 10 at 4:55pm

    Well isn't that just the SWEETEST THING.

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    Submitted by goldcrocodiles on Apr 11, 10 at 5:18pm

    Sick

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    Submitted by lbrookes on Apr 11, 10 at 2:25pm

    That sucks.

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    Submitted by sperman96 on Apr 11, 10 at 2:32pm

    You got to be kidding me. You're fuck up.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 4:43pm

    Horrifying. Hope tisnt real

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 10:07pm

    trying to decide if this is a guy talking to his gf, maybe about why she should swallow? or a girl who got jizz on her shirt and is telling a friend it really isn't that bad?

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    Submitted by NYCGuy on Apr 11, 10 at 5:16pm

    Seriously, that's just nasty

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    Submitted by TheTofurkey on Apr 11, 10 at 9:30pm

    So fucking wrong, dude.

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    Submitted by momottu on Apr 11, 10 at 7:09pm

    You're definitely rotting in hell for that.

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    Submitted by stfuho on Apr 11, 10 at 6:59pm

    You are a pig, that's fucking Nasty

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    Submitted by jfoo on Apr 11, 10 at 7:56pm

    U pretty much have the worst aim if u got it on ur shirt haha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 6:29pm

    5:55 no asshole I'm pretty sure it's a guy talking to his girlfriend but nice try. I'm sure you're the same guy posting all the women hating comments around the same time frame so go cry about how ugly you are elsewhere -sephy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 9:26pm

    Maybe she made him blow it on his shirt?

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    Submitted by doomsday on Apr 11, 10 at 6:19pm

    I assume this a girl talking to a girl. It's damn gross if it isn't.

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    Submitted by gracelynn0414 on Apr 11, 10 at 10:22pm

    That's beyond gross.

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    Submitted by ashleeshae24 on May 9, 10 at 8:43am

    That's just.. Delightful! Yeh your goin to hell..

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    Submitted by dancingpickle on Apr 12, 10 at 9:01pm

    dude this is one of the funniest texts on here, it can't be called a bad night.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by telckenator on Apr 11, 10 at 8:10pm

    That is disgusting

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    Submitted by NakedGrandma on Apr 11, 10 at 2:39pm

    I died laughing.

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    Submitted by traviesa on Apr 13, 10 at 10:59pm

    That is fucking disgusting who the he'll does that??!!

  • 57 62
    Submitted by chaz101 on Apr 11, 10 at 5:48pm

    Wowwwww

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    Submitted by snapper123 on Apr 11, 10 at 10:54pm

    Actually I'm pretty sure that YOU'RE ALL WRONG. I think this is probably a girl who got a dude's semen on her shirt, and then shared this gross story with her female friend who's afraid of swallowing.

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    Submitted by mjwolters on Apr 11, 10 at 11:46pm

    Let's hope she doesn't do the same to Jenn's "floss"!

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    Submitted by Laurennniscool on Jun 19, 10 at 11:48pm

    I'm sad to admit that I'm from the 530 after reading that. It better be a girl to girl convo...

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    Submitted by jfoo on Apr 11, 10 at 2:40pm

    Ur mom tasted ur jizz wow um cool?

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    Submitted by buberto on Apr 13, 10 at 4:12am

    You should have given mom some tongue after that to try for yourself.

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    Submitted by paradigm2200 on Apr 12, 10 at 12:36am

    My dick is so hard after reading that.

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    Submitted by gutsout on Apr 11, 10 at 2:28pm

    I see we have a squirter here.

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      Submitted by gutsout on Apr 11, 10 at 5:43pm

      Oops I read, "See, Jenn obviously doesn't taste that bad".. My bad.

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    Submitted by masterdebator on Apr 12, 10 at 8:00am

    Funny as hell but also disgusting as hell. But my guess the mom would MOST likely recognize the taste from past experience and would notice it ain't toothpaste pretty quickly

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    Submitted by mscheeks86 on Apr 15, 10 at 1:37am

    You are one big fucktard!!

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    Submitted by TeamScumbag on Apr 14, 10 at 10:34pm

    I'm not surprised from 530. Winters to Reno, a bunch of beaners and white trash.

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      Submitted by vanessa530 on Apr 23, 10 at 8:56pm

      your names team scumbag and your calling us all beaners and white trash? ahahhahaha

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    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 22, 10 at 2:41pm

    OMG! YOU LET HER?! You sick fuck

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    Submitted by sierks on Apr 12, 10 at 11:20pm

    In Soviet Russia we cum shoot mom!

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    Submitted by jollygymsocks on Apr 12, 10 at 7:39am

    Was it colgate?

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    Submitted by grandmasboy on Jan 10, 12 at 1:02pm

    Freud would have a field day with this

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    Submitted by Crispy1 on Apr 11, 10 at 5:55pm

    This is obviously a girl talking to a girl. Jenn needs to be slapped; most women do.

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    Submitted by dancingpickle on May 4, 10 at 11:38am

    This just makes me laugh, I mean yeah your mom did somewhat lick it but this is so fucking hilarious to say it's a bad night.

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    Submitted by sketch4 on Apr 17, 10 at 10:44am

    Lol that's so fucking funny . Hahaha lol

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    Submitted by buberto on Apr 11, 10 at 5:00pm

    You should eat your mom's pussy. Circle of life and all.