my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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Wow dude, you let your mom taste your cum. Epic fail...
i hope to god this text is fake. or at least if it did happen that all your friends disown you
Wow, that's just pretty fucking awful.
You metaphorically jizz shotted your mom. Fuck your life man
well maybe you should taste it yourself and see how "obviously not that bad" it is.
I hope this is a girl talking to a fellow girl friend.
That's fuckin gross!
This begs the question, what does your mum normally use for toothpaste if that's what she thought it was?
ew she's like licking up her half grandchildren...ew...
Booo that man!
Well isn't that just the SWEETEST THING.
So fucking wrong, dude.
You got to be kidding me. You're fuck up.
Horrifying. Hope tisnt real
trying to decide if this is a guy talking to his gf, maybe about why she should swallow? or a girl who got jizz on her shirt and is telling a friend it really isn't that bad?
Seriously, that's just nasty
5:55 no asshole I'm pretty sure it's a guy talking to his girlfriend but nice try. I'm sure you're the same guy posting all the women hating comments around the same time frame so go cry about how ugly you are elsewhere
I died laughing.
You're definitely rotting in hell for that.
U pretty much have the worst aim if u got it on ur shirt haha
I assume this a girl talking to a girl. It's damn gross if it isn't.
You are a pig, that's fucking Nasty
That is disgusting
That's just.. Delightful! Yeh your goin to hell..
That is fucking disgusting who the he'll does that??!!
Maybe she made him blow it on his shirt?
That's beyond gross.
I'm sad to admit that I'm from the 530 after reading that. It better be a girl to girl convo...
dude this is one of the funniest texts on here, it can't be called a bad night.
Let's hope she doesn't do the same to Jenn's "floss"!
Actually I'm pretty sure that YOU'RE ALL WRONG. I think this is probably a girl who got a dude's semen on her shirt, and then shared this gross story with her female friend who's afraid of swallowing.
Freud would have a field day with this
OMG! YOU LET HER?! You sick fuck
I'm not surprised from 530. Winters to Reno, a bunch of beaners and white trash.
your names team scumbag and your calling us all beaners and white trash? ahahhahaha
You are one big fucktard!!
My dick is so hard after reading that.
I see we have a squirter here.
Oops I read, "See, Jenn obviously doesn't taste that bad".. My bad.
You should have given mom some tongue after that to try for yourself.
Funny as hell but also disgusting as hell. But my guess the mom would MOST likely recognize the taste from past experience and would notice it ain't toothpaste pretty quickly
Ur mom tasted ur jizz wow um cool?
This just makes me laugh, I mean yeah your mom did somewhat lick it but this is so fucking hilarious to say it's a bad night.
You should eat your mom's pussy. Circle of life and all.
Was it colgate?
This is obviously a girl talking to a girl. Jenn needs to be slapped; most women do.
In Soviet Russia we cum shoot mom!
Lol that's so fucking funny . Hahaha lol