Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
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What's your mom's number?
her mom is hot! But she should get a wax -- had a lot of pubes crawling out from around the bikini.
I like that song. But not that mental image.
Wait, why were you watching? There is a huge difference between "accidentally walking in" and watching!
Part of this txt is from an episode of FRIENDS
2:44 agreed. nice try, though OP
Well atleast hotelCalifornia wasn't playing in the background.....
Well if ur mom is hot then it's ok for us