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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:28pm

    somehow i knew it was NY before even checking the area code......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:42pm

    hahaha i can just picture this happening in my head

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:09am

    i tell you what bird cage wouldve been a fuck load better if they played free bird in it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:21pm

    i cant stop laughing at this....so awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:04pm

    BIIIIIIRRRRDDD CAAAAAGGGEEEE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:43pm

    i just peed myself at work a little laughing at this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:53am

    not a good night- A F'ing GREAT NIGHT!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:37pm

    Used to be in a band called .45 caliber sluts, we learned freebird but changed the words for when people did that shit. We were playin a stripclub one night when some frat kids started in, we started. They cheered. Jimmy started singing "If I fucked your younger sister would you be mad at me?" It was so funny we only finished the first verse. Punk's not dead its just being played by a bunch of pussys!

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      Submitted by athenais on Sep 9, 10 at 9:41pm

      punk is best when played by a bunch of pussys. Ahem, RIOT GRRRL.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:39pm

    this is theeee funniest text ever.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:32pm

    hahahaha that is quite hilarious

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:53am

    Whoever posted this needs to scoot over to CT and party with me xD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:15pm

    So random. . . .So funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:56pm

    2:41 - i went to local 506 once. it was awesome.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:41pm

    Reminds me of the time the owner of Local 506 in Chapel Hill kicked me and a buddy out for throwing a bottle at a band that ignored our repeated requests for "Mississippi Queen." Next time he saw me, he apologized for booting us. I was like, are you kidding me? What the fuck were you supposed to do other than kick us right the fuck out??

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:56pm

    awesome, love all the 718's cause it's home. Brooklyn New York City where they paint murals of Biggie - Talib

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    Submitted by UniverseHigh on Sep 25, 10 at 5:42pm

    Oh.... I am literally giggling like a school girl over here.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:08am

    this is definitely one of the funnier ones. oh man...it's all just so random.