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  • @12:46pm chicks have been donkey punched for less than that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:48pm
  • That makes me happy on a level I didn't know I could be happy on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:57am
  • So awesome. Just watched this movie again am stealing this idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:01am
  • This would make my life... no joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:59pm
  • LOLOLOLOLOL i pissed myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:06am
  • outstanding....this woman just proved that there are some awesome chicks out there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Ahhhhh I love Hook! Great text!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:02pm
  • This is the girl I will marry!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:58am
  • You lude crude rude bag of prechewed food dude. BANGARANG PETER!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:01pm
  • I would marry that girl on the spot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:42pm
  • This makes my life that much better -- You near sighted gynocologist!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:04pm
  • ERR ERRR ERRR ERR ERRRRRR!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:21pm
  • I was on a cruise last year and some crazy bachelorettes kept yelling this shot all week. This took me back!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:36am
  • This totally made my day. Great movie and this was an even more fantastic/brilliant idea. Thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:11am
  • Bangarang and Rufio are both amazing bands.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:25pm
  • Hey July 7, 2009 1:41PM: I'm not that kind of lawyer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:17pm
  • haha thanks 200, sounds like a real treat!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:03pm
  • 1:58 i just want to tell you that I want to slap you with a limp penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:00pm
  • fuck. yes. this is the best text ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:00pm
  • Everyone should skream BANGARANG when they cory!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:30pm
  • BEST. LINE. EVER. you should be rewarded for even thinking to reference that movie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:51pm
  • Lotta gender assumptions around here. Weren't many girls on that island....8)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:48pm
  • my god, something funny came from eastern MA? amazing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:29pm
  • if you really had sex with that actor i am jealous!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Officially stealing that idea. Best movie. Ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:06pm
  • one of the top tfln's ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:32pm
  • 2:25 i don't think that's what everyone's talking about buuuut okay?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:29pm
  • tell him on the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:58pm
  • haha i wanna do this now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:26pm
  • I sooo want to try this now haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:31pm
  • you're doing it peter!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:36pm
  • that movie is a legend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:02am
  • HAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit. This is one of my favourite ones on here. BAGARANG! Epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:54am
  • Hahah, I almost definitely know these people, and damn, am I proud. :] RUFIO, RUFIO, RUUFIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:11pm
  • greatest. idea. EVER! so doing that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:48pm
  • i want to watch hook right now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:29pm
  • That would make me cum on the spot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:02pm
  • BANGARANG was the campaign slogan of my senior class president. He also prided himself on the fact that his initials spell his first name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:32pm
  • This is now my all-time favorite TFLN...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:20pm
  • Julia Roberts should have been more slutty in that movie. Tiny slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:22pm
  • hook=best movie ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:54am
  • I'm going to start shouting this after all the great occassions in my life. -Insulting stupid people. -Getting a pay check. -After a particularly good grinding... puuuuurfect. BANGARANG!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:24pm
  • That made my night. Hysterical. What's a paramecium?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:37am
  • Omg... this is hysterical. Best TFLN in awhile. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:33am
  • i totally did this once!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:08pm
  • YOU ARE A LEGEND and an absolutely beautifully hilarious person. MADE MY DAY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:27am
  • You're somewhere near me, I want to find you and have sex with you because all sorts of awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:56pm
  • man i loved that movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:54am
  • scream away honey doll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Chicks have been karate chopped for less than that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:46pm
  • Fuck yea! Go girl!!

    Submitted by nlkilgallen on Apr 4, 11 at 2:12pm
  • This reminds me of a song at camp...probably because thats where those people got it from. hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:36am
  • i just watched that movie hah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:30pm
  • honestly this is the greatest text on this website i have read .... absolutely incredible you are clearly a keeper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:03pm
  • Stephanie? Casey? Kerri? I think I know this girl!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:10pm
  • my favorite ever. bahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:22pm
  • I would absolutely die of happiness if that was said during sex. As a young child I had a huge crush on Rufio.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:30pm
  • they killed Rufio! screw captain hook!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:36pm
  • YES that is awesome!! i love that movie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:53am
  • Kill the Lawyer!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:41pm
  • i would totally do this...god great movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:04pm
  • hahahaha that was the best thing ive read in a while!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:18pm
  • LMAO best movie ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:23pm
  • Hook is still my favorite movie ever. This is epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:29pm
  • so me and my roommate read this and decided from here on out every time one of us gets laid we yell bangarang and reply rufio from room to room ... she had to explain it to some random the other night lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:51pm
  • you two are my heroes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:00am
  • i just read like 26 pages on this site, and none of them made me laugh like that one did. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:12am
  • HOOK IS THE SHITTTTT! And ruffio is SO fine!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:27pm
  • Wow, this is amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:07pm
  • hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! that was beyond amazing...well done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:44pm
  • Literally, amazing.

    Submitted by StormCode on Apr 16, 10 at 1:56pm