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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:57pm

    12:24...thats cream of sum young guy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:19pm

    who says you cant finish during a lap dance....its the power of the mind people.....plus the look on her face when she realizes what happened is fucking priceless

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:48pm

    stippers always smell like vanilla .... tasty vanilla

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:38pm

    Haha. Paying for blue balls...awesome statement 12:27

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:40am

    I'm so proud of my area code... lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:51pm

    Good answer 12:39, I agree

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:26pm

    12:24...tasted? never lick a stripper

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:55am

    Mmmm, the smell of a three-bean salad on a stripper, now there's class. Not!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:11pm

    Lmao 1:30 you sound experienced!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:42pm

    sounds like something Stewie on Family Guy would say

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:24pm

    Hah, I went to a Dallas club a few weeks ago and my friend turned to me and said, "I like the way these girls smell, it's not like the usual mix of Fear and Shame." But seriously they DID smell great. One of them even told me what she was wearing and it was an edible body dust that smelled/tasted like marshmallow cream or something.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:04pm

    Oh crap! Every perfume I own is some sort of vanilla concoction: vanilla frosting, cupcake, bean, etc, etc....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:30pm

    FYI- the stripper dressing rooms have neat little machines they put coins in to spray themselves with smells, kinda like the ones at the car wash for in your car!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:54pm

    there is no better smell in the world then stripper sent...and the all wear the same one

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:01am

    agreed 4:19. bring spare undies if u go that route. "power of the mind" gives me a great mental image of a mix between 40 year old virgin type of guy and a creepy neighbor trying to force his dick to cum. LOL no homo.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:23pm

    It's like Christmas 2 times over!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:01pm

    Sounds like a Hold steady song

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:28pm

    An 85 year old women could be wearing Vanilla, and i'd still want to rip her cloths off and clear out the cobb webs!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:39pm

    okay serious question, nobody seems to be able to answer it for me: When you get a lapdance, is the goal to jizz in your pants? Because that seems kind of unpleasant, and if you didnt, itd be like paying for blue balls June 18, 2009 12:27PM Classy clubs = blue balls, nasty clubs = jizz wherever

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:16pm

    Strippers smell of the need for a dollar, a drink, and a rail.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:16pm

    I prefer the failure and back child support smell

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:12pm

    This text is phenomenal, and so true. But 1:54PM, they don't all wear the same scent, if you've only been to one then you're prolly just smelling the concoction of all the different smells in one. Which is delicious!!