Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
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I'm so proud of my area code... lol
12:24...tasted? never lick a stripper
who says you cant finish during a lap dance....its the power of the mind people.....plus the look on her face when she realizes what happened is fucking priceless
12:24...thats cream of sum young guy
Good answer 12:39, I agree
sounds like something Stewie on Family Guy would say
stippers always smell like vanilla .... tasty vanilla
Haha. Paying for blue balls...awesome statement 12:27
there is no better smell in the world then stripper sent...and the all wear the same one
Hah, I went to a Dallas club a few weeks ago and my friend turned to me and said, "I like the way these girls smell, it's not like the usual mix of Fear and Shame."
But seriously they DID smell great. One of them even told me what she was wearing and it was an edible body dust that smelled/tasted like marshmallow cream or something.
It's like Christmas 2 times over!
Lmao 1:30 you sound experienced!!!
Mmmm, the smell of a three-bean salad on a stripper, now there's class.
FYI- the stripper dressing rooms have neat little machines they put coins in to spray themselves with smells, kinda like the ones at the car wash for in your car!
Sounds like a Hold steady song
Oh crap! Every perfume I own is some sort of vanilla concoction: vanilla frosting, cupcake, bean, etc, etc....
An 85 year old women could be wearing Vanilla, and i'd still want to rip her cloths off and clear out the cobb webs!!
agreed 4:19. bring spare undies if u go that route. "power of the mind" gives me a great mental image of a mix between 40 year old virgin type of guy and a creepy neighbor trying to force his dick to cum. LOL no homo.
okay serious question, nobody seems to be able to answer it for me:
When you get a lapdance, is the goal to jizz in your pants? Because that seems kind of unpleasant, and if you didnt, itd be like paying for blue balls
June 18, 2009 12:27PM
Classy clubs = blue balls, nasty clubs = jizz wherever
Strippers smell of the need for a dollar, a drink, and a rail.
I prefer the failure and back child support smell
This text is phenomenal, and so true. But 1:54PM, they don't all wear the same scent, if you've only been to one then you're prolly just smelling the concoction of all the different smells in one. Which is delicious!!