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  • I approve of said night...but not of Phil's uncoolness. Uncool, Phil!!!

    Submitted by parsons41286 on Nov 22, 10 at 4:53pm
  • welcome to whataburger, home of the whataburger, can i take your order

    Submitted by pats1918 on Nov 22, 10 at 5:22pm

    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 23, 10 at 3:49am
  • Lol derp

    Submitted by Derpmaster on Nov 22, 10 at 6:54pm
  • Don't worry, the cab driver was only trying to sell you for some of those delicious burgers.

    Submitted by dirtymindz on Nov 22, 10 at 5:00pm
  • Fuck you Phil!

    Submitted by MuffinW on Nov 23, 10 at 6:12pm
  • um whataburger is also in florida.......

    Submitted by lovemeorloseme7 on Nov 23, 10 at 3:03pm
  • could be from Virginia and bought phone there but is living somewhere else....and whataburger is NOT only in Texas

    Submitted by texaslonestar on Nov 22, 10 at 7:44pm
  • Phil is a secret agent. \nIt's okay. Now you know.

    Submitted by whitefirewolf09 on Nov 23, 10 at 1:51am

    Submitted by sickchiverzz on Nov 22, 10 at 5:48pm
  • Definitely added to the favs!

    Submitted by memphius on Nov 22, 10 at 5:58pm
  • Fuckin' Phil.

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 23, 10 at 8:58pm
  • 5:22. No. Nice try though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 10 at 8:03am
  • Right. Because you would text such a long drawn out explanation instead of telling such a fib in person. Like massa says yer fired

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 10 at 12:38am
  • hahah I love this

    Submitted by ckdani on Nov 23, 10 at 12:14am
  • hahaha oh man wish i was there haha

    Submitted by fiteclub467 on Nov 23, 10 at 2:10pm
  • Dropping acid in a hired car always works better when you hired the car for more than four blocks. Also, rick would like you to know that you're fired.

    Submitted by Togglebunny on Nov 22, 10 at 11:45pm
  • This may be the most fake text ever posted on here...

    Submitted by dawgs on Nov 22, 10 at 11:18pm
  • how can u have been at whataburger in Virginia?

    Submitted by tribal673 on Nov 22, 10 at 5:37pm
    • You do realize that cellphones and, thus, the numbers attached to them are "mobile", right?

      Submitted by schlock on Nov 22, 10 at 6:14pm
    • Just because he's from Virginia doesn't mean he can't leave Virginia...usually...

      Submitted by Veritas143 on Nov 22, 10 at 6:15pm
    • I have a 202 area code phone number (Washington, DC) and yet I live in Tennessee, people move and keep their cell numbers.

      Submitted by jbinthe615 on Nov 22, 10 at 11:56pm
    • Whataburger is all over the place. Judging from earlier comments it's in Texas as well as North Carolina so I suppose it's possible there might be one elsewhere...

      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 23, 10 at 1:58am