I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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I approve of said night...but not of Phil's uncoolness. Uncool, Phil!!!
welcome to whataburger, home of the whataburger, can i take your order
YOU SUCK, PHIL
Don't worry, the cab driver was only trying to sell you for some of those delicious burgers.
um whataburger is also in florida.......
Fuck you Phil!
could be from Virginia and bought phone there but is living somewhere else....and whataburger is NOT only in Texas
Phil is a secret agent. \nIt's okay. Now you know.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!
Definitely added to the favs!
5:22. No. Nice try though.
Right. Because you would text such a long drawn out explanation instead of telling such a fib in person. Like massa says yer fired
hahaha oh man wish i was there haha
hahah I love this
Dropping acid in a hired car always works better when you hired the car for more than four blocks. Also, rick would like you to know that you're fired.
This may be the most fake text ever posted on here...
how can u have been at whataburger in Virginia?
You do realize that cellphones and, thus, the numbers attached to them are "mobile", right?
Just because he's from Virginia doesn't mean he can't leave Virginia...usually...
I have a 202 area code phone number (Washington, DC) and yet I live in Tennessee, people move and keep their cell numbers.
Whataburger is all over the place. Judging from earlier comments it's in Texas as well as North Carolina so I suppose it's possible there might be one elsewhere...