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  • I'm a northerner who married a Mississippian. You don't know what you're missing!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:33pm
  • My MS education taught me that this is not a metaphor. It's a hilarious simile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:27am
  • Originally from NJ...Graduated from Ole Miss and live on the MS Gulf Coast. I love it, and for the record...southern women are the best. Especially those at Ole Miss; it is the mecca of beautiful women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:38pm
  • Well I'm a girl from jersey and I go to LSU and the south has more attractive men by FAR than the north

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:53pm
  • Im from mississippi and i go to college, drive a new car, never have or thought of having sex with one of my cousins, have all my teeth, wear shoes, and have no kids, and since every mission trip ive every been on involves going up north to help i kinda think that maybe this whole stereotype might be a little bit backwards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:37pm
  • I hate when people talk shit about Mississippi. They have no idea what they are talking about, so they need too stfu. plzkthx. South ftw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:12pm
  • I'm from Mississippi, have a Bachelor's AND a Master's degree... a good job and a husband who's not a relative of mine. I wear shoes everyday, live a 1/2 block from the "man made" beach, don't have children yet, much less 10... didn't get pregnanT in high school, am not overweight and I LOVE the South... Wow - it seems as though I"m *gasp* NORMAL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:34pm
  • 5:16, Hipsters generate demand for thrift stores. It's a vicious cycle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:24pm
  • man, dont get on the southern girls. im from MS and there is nothing like SOUTHERN LOVIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:50pm
  • They're just jealous of all of our old money...All of those folks out west had to work for their money, we are given ours to spend on fraternity dues and whiskey drinks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:42pm
  • 7:13, I'm reppin' the East Coast. & Fuck yeah, Starstrukk is a good song.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:47pm
  • something tell me if you were to open up that oyster you def wouldn't find any pearls in there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:10pm
  • If anyone sounds ignorant it would be the people who are still stereotyping an entire state or region with negativity and hate in 2009. I live in Mississippi and I can assure you I have a college degree and all my teeth. I'm happy to know that people with such hatred views will most likely steer clear of our state. We don't want you here anyway =p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:19pm
  • FoCo FTW! Actually, fuck FoCo it's a little something I rep called 303. And yeah, I've actually lived there unlike these dumb east coast cunts that run around with the hand gestures singing Starstrukk. oh and for what it's worth, I think this post was written by an ignorant bitch in Junction. This just sounds like something one of those dumb cunts would say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 7:13am
  • southern people are the best, you cannot match the mens manners or the girls charm and looks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:20pm
  • yeah you must live in montgomery or something inland bama sucks except for birmingham. o and this is NOT a metaphor. it's a simile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:04pm
  • Mississippi? Love it here. Every girl you see is a slut!

    Submitted by MattAML on Mar 3, 11 at 2:40pm
  • You left out that in Arkansas, everyone has almost 20 kids like those creepy Duggers. And that everyone in Utah is a Mormon with three 14 yr old wives.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:50am
  • Mississippians give good dick. She don't know what she's missing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:57pm
  • It's wicked annoying that you're all arguing about which is better (or worse), when the answer is obvious; none. Each region has its positives and negatives. Most of what you people are bringing up is probably from watching movies, so its not sufficient evidence, anyway. Also Southerns have their own perceptions of Northerners too, so this is not only one sided. Sad thing about this is, I'm probably younger than all of you. Gotta love America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:44am
  • Wow. Even with this behavior, people still think southerners are the ignorant, bigoted ones?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:13pm
  • Amen, 5:19. I live here too and one of the best things about Miss is the fact that arrogant, ignorant people steer clear of us. They think we all live in trailers, date our cousins and have 16 kids out of wedlock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:27pm
  • we even got the intarwebz down here in the sippi but we do not have shoes though. they cost too much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:37am
  • can you believe 7:13 was the fastest sperm in his pack? oh, someone needs to fill or drive the special bus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:27am
  • don't fuck with the south y'all...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:25pm
  • Ain't nuthin wrong with tha south. Y'all just gotta find the right one. HAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:40pm
  • girls from the south are hot.....and don't give you lots of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:28pm
  • seriously, the ignorance perpetuated in this text message is just as bad as the assumed ignorance in Mississippi/the south in general. Anyone who actually thinks that way willingly and knowingly lives what they claim to hate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:59am
  • the majority of Iowans don't grow corn 12:54

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 7:39am
  • LOL @ 4.57pm. I am from Canada and I live in an igloo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:27pm
  • haha exactly. i live in mississippi too and i'm asked all the time whether i own shoes, have running water, or am engaged to any of my cousins. it's usually funny and i laugh it off, but the other day someone asked me in all honesty whether i owned any slaves or not. wow... it seems like the ignorant people aren't all from mississippi....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:39pm
  • Keep hating the south, as long as you assholes don't move down here and fuck up our ecosystem, everything will be cool. Besides, we have the prettiest girls in the U.S.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Ur vagina probably smells like a clam lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:53pm
  • Shit. I thought my vag was the only one that did that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:08am
  • Gooooo Mississippi! My boyfriend's lived there all his life and he gives greatttt sex :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:47pm
  • you dont like southern gentlemen?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:40pm
  • can we stop arguing about stereotypes and shit and appreciate the fact that her vag clamped shut like a frightened oyster?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:18pm
  • Southern boys are definitely more attractive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:54am
  • 9:37 my exact thoughts. wonderful wonderful metaphor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:35am
  • ITS OK YOU ARE SAFE UNLESS HE IS YOUR COUSIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:29pm
  • i live in alabama and it sucks. i can't wait to move to europe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:51pm
  • No. 4:39 "Their teeth"? I think you mean "his or her teeth"... Moron......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:49pm
  • No 4:39 thats the meth heads.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:42pm
  • hahaha this just made me laugh ^_^ an oyster?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:39am
  • I lived in South Carolina for 15yrs. The day I moved to Mississippi was the most wonderful day of my life. Everybody is so sweet and well mannered. The men are so polite and have sweet southernly charm. I love my Mississippi hubby! I plan on raising my son here for as long as I can. Mississippi is my home :) Ive always been a southern baby! Proud to say I was born in Louisiana and settled in Mississippi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:56pm
  • I attend grad school at Ole Miss and have to say some of the stupidest, most shallow and by far ugliest girls attend that hellish school. Glad the Bulldogs won the Egg Bowl this year! And yes, I was born and raised in the South. Unfortunately MS is kart of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:10am
  • 7:39, this is 12:54 Apparently you've never heard of sarcasm before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:31pm
  • What ever I'm Mississippi girl and our guys are a hell of alot better than whatever shit hole you crawled out of

    Submitted by username111 on Jan 8, 11 at 10:19pm
  • I am a Mississippian living in CO and MS guys are both attractive and have wonderful manners. You made a mistake last night by clamping shut I tell ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:30pm
  • her vag clamed up because she was black and he was white!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:58am
  • Yeah, living in the south sucks...we have the best conference in the nation, the SEC, the hottest women... sucks being the best and having the hottest women.... yeah we are also the fattest and still have the best teams and hottest women in the south... what u got yankees?? Oh yeah, 2 yrs of getting your asses beat by Florida...i mean straight skullfucked.... just give up, you're hopes of winning again are over...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:24pm
  • Haha 6:27 Canada here too and I own two of those igloos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:17am
  • 12:43 yes, women are dumb bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:02am
  • jackson kids are doushebags, everywhere else are usually just weird, coast kids are straight though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:54pm
  • So apparently we can't discriminate against anyone anymore unless they happen to be Southern?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:25am
  • junction sucks, gotta give it to him. the mountain girl shoulda let the southerner into that oyster.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:51am
  • what a great metaphor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:37pm
  • fuck you and your vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:59am
  • The South will rise again.

    Submitted by goobadot on Nov 25, 11 at 2:28pm
  • Proud Mississippian here! I have multiple advanced degrees, work at NASA, live in a nice house without wheels and am not related to my husband.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Fuck you MS is the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:55pm
  • Hey, 5:05, no need for that. By the way, Fort Collins, CO representin'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:10pm
  • You must be in Jackson wyo. Fucking southerner every where.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:03pm
  • 5:19, we trash Mississippi because along with telling us about your college degree, you also felt the need to remind us you still have all of your teeth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Wow.. I live in Mississippi and everyone in my family has graduated with a college degree. I can't believe some of the things people have said. It just makes them sound idiotic. I agree. If you are that ignorant, we don't want you here anyway. I wouldn't want one of our nice southern gentlemen going to someone like that anyway. By the way, the girls from Ole Miss are the prettiest around!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:51pm
  • 5:42, please tell me that was sarcasm otherwise you are one of the most pathetic specimens on the face of the earth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:36pm
  • How could we ever tell?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:53pm
  • i has all my teefs!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:29pm
  • YOU HAVE THE CLAP! hahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:55pm
  • I live in MS, I'm in college. Mississippi has the lowest ACT scores next to Washington, DC. Our capital city has one of the highest crime rates. We are the 2nd most unhealthy state, Louisiana being the fattest. Mississippi is also the number one state in teen pregnancies! At least ten 7th graders that attend the high school I graduated from are pregnant right now. Mississippi is also home to the world's largest man-made beach.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:44pm
  • Fuck u kiss my southern ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:02pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:40pm
  • In fact, I suggest writing off the entire south. Except maybe Atlanta.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:32pm
  • IF YOU HATE OLE MISS GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT SCHOOL AND GO RIMG SOME COWBELLS AT STATE... WE DONT WANT YOU HERE ANYWAYS. OH AND YOUR PROBABLY UGLY AND JUST JEALOUS...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:52am
  • i know what your spouse is missing... 75% of their teeth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:39pm
  • Don't misconstrew the girls reason for saying this people lol... she's been with a mississippi boy before... and doesn't think she can handle that level of exstacy again lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:57am
  • Fort Collins has a reeallly good thrift store. but lots of hipster-looking types.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:16pm
  • ppl r taking this very seriously >.>...

    Submitted by TU_Freshie on Aug 18, 11 at 5:15pm
  • 4:49 Do you even know what "their" means? It's different from "there" you southern POS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:37pm
  • 12:37 - 4:49 was correcting someone else's poor grammar in his/her attempt to make fun of the South. Their instead of his/her. You obviously didn't get it, you Northern POS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:27pm
  • I'm from Los Angeles and I lived in Mississippi for 2 months.. all the men had fantastic manners... but they were not nearly as attractive as the guys in Cali.. I'm sorry, not trying to be ignorant.. just stating what I got from the experience.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:00pm
  • Gross. The south. Almost as bad as stupid alaska.

    Submitted by Shoveltime on Sep 30, 11 at 12:21am
  • Fuck you dumb ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:21am
  • Hey, at least he was willing to date outside of his family.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:57pm
  • Your vag is very wise, OP. I live in NOLA, went to school in Alabama. That hour drive through Mississippi was the scariest part of my trips to and from school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:46am
  • this guy from AZ asked if we had gas stations.. really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:44am