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  • 81 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:33pm

    I'm a northerner who married a Mississippian. You don't know what you're missing!!

  • 73 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:53pm

    Well I'm a girl from jersey and I go to LSU and the south has more attractive men by FAR than the north

  • 68 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:38pm

    Originally from NJ...Graduated from Ole Miss and live on the MS Gulf Coast. I love it, and for the record...southern women are the best. Especially those at Ole Miss; it is the mecca of beautiful women.

  • 64 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:34pm

    I'm from Mississippi, have a Bachelor's AND a Master's degree... a good job and a husband who's not a relative of mine. I wear shoes everyday, live a 1/2 block from the "man made" beach, don't have children yet, much less 10... didn't get pregnanT in high school, am not overweight and I LOVE the South... Wow - it seems as though I"m *gasp* NORMAL!

  • 62 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:27am

    My MS education taught me that this is not a metaphor. It's a hilarious simile.

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:44am

    It's wicked annoying that you're all arguing about which is better (or worse), when the answer is obvious; none. Each region has its positives and negatives. Most of what you people are bringing up is probably from watching movies, so its not sufficient evidence, anyway. Also Southerns have their own perceptions of Northerners too, so this is not only one sided. Sad thing about this is, I'm probably younger than all of you. Gotta love America.

  • 62 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 7:13am

    FoCo FTW! Actually, fuck FoCo it's a little something I rep called 303. And yeah, I've actually lived there unlike these dumb east coast cunts that run around with the hand gestures singing Starstrukk. oh and for what it's worth, I think this post was written by an ignorant bitch in Junction. This just sounds like something one of those dumb cunts would say.

  • 62 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:20pm

    southern people are the best, you cannot match the mens manners or the girls charm and looks.

  • 63 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:37pm

    Im from mississippi and i go to college, drive a new car, never have or thought of having sex with one of my cousins, have all my teeth, wear shoes, and have no kids, and since every mission trip ive every been on involves going up north to help i kinda think that maybe this whole stereotype might be a little bit backwards.

  • 63 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:12pm

    I hate when people talk shit about Mississippi. They have no idea what they are talking about, so they need too stfu. plzkthx. South ftw.

  • 62 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:39pm

    haha exactly. i live in mississippi too and i'm asked all the time whether i own shoes, have running water, or am engaged to any of my cousins. it's usually funny and i laugh it off, but the other day someone asked me in all honesty whether i owned any slaves or not. wow... it seems like the ignorant people aren't all from mississippi....

  • 59 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:28pm

    girls from the south are hot.....and don't give you lots of shit.

  • 57 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:47pm

    7:13, I'm reppin' the East Coast. & Fuck yeah, Starstrukk is a good song.

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:42pm

    They're just jealous of all of our old money...All of those folks out west had to work for their money, we are given ours to spend on fraternity dues and whiskey drinks.

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:10pm

    something tell me if you were to open up that oyster you def wouldn't find any pearls in there

  • 55 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:37am

    we even got the intarwebz down here in the sippi but we do not have shoes though. they cost too much.

  • 56 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:25pm

    don't fuck with the south y'all...

  • 54 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:47pm

    Gooooo Mississippi! My boyfriend's lived there all his life and he gives greatttt sex :)

  • 50 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:27pm

    LOL @ 4.57pm. I am from Canada and I live in an igloo.

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:19pm

    If anyone sounds ignorant it would be the people who are still stereotyping an entire state or region with negativity and hate in 2009. I live in Mississippi and I can assure you I have a college degree and all my teeth. I'm happy to know that people with such hatred views will most likely steer clear of our state. We don't want you here anyway =p

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:57pm

    Mississippians give good dick. She don't know what she's missing!

  • 48 39
    Submitted by username111 on Jan 8, 11 at 10:19pm

    What ever I'm Mississippi girl and our guys are a hell of alot better than whatever shit hole you crawled out of

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:54am

    Southern boys are definitely more attractive.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:27am

    can you believe 7:13 was the fastest sperm in his pack? oh, someone needs to fill or drive the special bus.

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:50pm

    man, dont get on the southern girls. im from MS and there is nothing like SOUTHERN LOVIN!

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:13pm

    Wow. Even with this behavior, people still think southerners are the ignorant, bigoted ones?

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:51pm

    i live in alabama and it sucks. i can't wait to move to europe.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:27pm

    Amen, 5:19. I live here too and one of the best things about Miss is the fact that arrogant, ignorant people steer clear of us. They think we all live in trailers, date our cousins and have 16 kids out of wedlock.

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:53pm

    Ur vagina probably smells like a clam lmao

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 7:39am

    the majority of Iowans don't grow corn 12:54

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:49pm

    No. 4:39 "Their teeth"? I think you mean "his or her teeth"... Moron......

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:54pm

    jackson kids are doushebags, everywhere else are usually just weird, coast kids are straight though.

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:49pm

    Proud Mississippian here! I have multiple advanced degrees, work at NASA, live in a nice house without wheels and am not related to my husband.

  • 40 36
    Submitted by MattAML on Mar 3, 11 at 2:40pm

    Mississippi? Love it here. Every girl you see is a slut!

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:20pm

    Keep hating the south, as long as you assholes don't move down here and fuck up our ecosystem, everything will be cool. Besides, we have the prettiest girls in the U.S.

  • 41 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:35am

    9:37 my exact thoughts. wonderful wonderful metaphor.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:40pm

    Ain't nuthin wrong with tha south. Y'all just gotta find the right one. HAHA

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:51pm

    Wow.. I live in Mississippi and everyone in my family has graduated with a college degree. I can't believe some of the things people have said. It just makes them sound idiotic. I agree. If you are that ignorant, we don't want you here anyway. I wouldn't want one of our nice southern gentlemen going to someone like that anyway. By the way, the girls from Ole Miss are the prettiest around!

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:39am

    hahaha this just made me laugh ^_^ an oyster?!

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:59am

    seriously, the ignorance perpetuated in this text message is just as bad as the assumed ignorance in Mississippi/the south in general. Anyone who actually thinks that way willingly and knowingly lives what they claim to hate.

  • 38 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:50am

    You left out that in Arkansas, everyone has almost 20 kids like those creepy Duggers. And that everyone in Utah is a Mormon with three 14 yr old wives.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:10am

    I attend grad school at Ole Miss and have to say some of the stupidest, most shallow and by far ugliest girls attend that hellish school. Glad the Bulldogs won the Egg Bowl this year! And yes, I was born and raised in the South. Unfortunately MS is kart of it.

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:37pm

    what a great metaphor

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:18pm

    can we stop arguing about stereotypes and shit and appreciate the fact that her vag clamped shut like a frightened oyster?

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:02am

    12:43 yes, women are dumb bitches

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:59am

    fuck you and your vagina.

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:24pm

    Yeah, living in the south sucks...we have the best conference in the nation, the SEC, the hottest women... sucks being the best and having the hottest women.... yeah we are also the fattest and still have the best teams and hottest women in the south... what u got yankees?? Oh yeah, 2 yrs of getting your asses beat by Florida...i mean straight skullfucked.... just give up, you're hopes of winning again are over...

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:31pm

    7:39, this is 12:54 Apparently you've never heard of sarcasm before.

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:24pm

    5:16, Hipsters generate demand for thrift stores. It's a vicious cycle.

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:56pm

    I lived in South Carolina for 15yrs. The day I moved to Mississippi was the most wonderful day of my life. Everybody is so sweet and well mannered. The men are so polite and have sweet southernly charm. I love my Mississippi hubby! I plan on raising my son here for as long as I can. Mississippi is my home :) Ive always been a southern baby! Proud to say I was born in Louisiana and settled in Mississippi

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:55pm

    Fuck you MS is the best

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:42pm

    No 4:39 thats the meth heads.

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:17am

    Haha 6:27 Canada here too and I own two of those igloos

  • 30 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:04pm

    yeah you must live in montgomery or something inland bama sucks except for birmingham. o and this is NOT a metaphor. it's a simile

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:02pm

    Fuck u kiss my southern ass

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:40pm

    you dont like southern gentlemen?

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:44pm

    I live in MS, I'm in college. Mississippi has the lowest ACT scores next to Washington, DC. Our capital city has one of the highest crime rates. We are the 2nd most unhealthy state, Louisiana being the fattest. Mississippi is also the number one state in teen pregnancies! At least ten 7th graders that attend the high school I graduated from are pregnant right now. Mississippi is also home to the world's largest man-made beach.

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:30pm

    I am a Mississippian living in CO and MS guys are both attractive and have wonderful manners. You made a mistake last night by clamping shut I tell ya

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:58am

    her vag clamed up because she was black and he was white!

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:08am

    Shit. I thought my vag was the only one that did that!

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:55pm

    YOU HAVE THE CLAP! hahahahahahaha

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:51am

    junction sucks, gotta give it to him. the mountain girl shoulda let the southerner into that oyster.

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:29pm

    ITS OK YOU ARE SAFE UNLESS HE IS YOUR COUSIN

  • 23 27
    Submitted by goobadot on Nov 25, 11 at 2:28pm

    The South will rise again.

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:29pm

    i has all my teefs!!!!

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:10pm

    Hey, 5:05, no need for that. By the way, Fort Collins, CO representin'.

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:25am

    So apparently we can't discriminate against anyone anymore unless they happen to be Southern?

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:03pm

    You must be in Jackson wyo. Fucking southerner every where.

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:57am

    Don't misconstrew the girls reason for saying this people lol... she's been with a mississippi boy before... and doesn't think she can handle that level of exstacy again lol

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:32pm

    In fact, I suggest writing off the entire south. Except maybe Atlanta.

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:27pm

    12:37 - 4:49 was correcting someone else's poor grammar in his/her attempt to make fun of the South. Their instead of his/her. You obviously didn't get it, you Northern POS.

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:36pm

    5:42, please tell me that was sarcasm otherwise you are one of the most pathetic specimens on the face of the earth

  • 29 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:52am

    IF YOU HATE OLE MISS GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT SCHOOL AND GO RIMG SOME COWBELLS AT STATE... WE DONT WANT YOU HERE ANYWAYS. OH AND YOUR PROBABLY UGLY AND JUST JEALOUS...

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:00pm

    I'm from Los Angeles and I lived in Mississippi for 2 months.. all the men had fantastic manners... but they were not nearly as attractive as the guys in Cali.. I'm sorry, not trying to be ignorant.. just stating what I got from the experience.

  • 29 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:46pm

    5:19, we trash Mississippi because along with telling us about your college degree, you also felt the need to remind us you still have all of your teeth.

  • 28 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:40pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • 20 35
    Submitted by TU_Freshie on Aug 18, 11 at 5:15pm

    ppl r taking this very seriously >.>...

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:37pm

    4:49 Do you even know what "their" means? It's different from "there" you southern POS.

  • 17 31
    Submitted by Shoveltime on Sep 30, 11 at 12:21am

    Gross. The south. Almost as bad as stupid alaska.

  • 40 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:44am

    this guy from AZ asked if we had gas stations.. really?

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:53pm

    How could we ever tell?

  • 34 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:21am

    Fuck you dumb ass

  • 26 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:16pm

    Fort Collins has a reeallly good thrift store. but lots of hipster-looking types.

  • 27 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:46am

    Your vag is very wise, OP. I live in NOLA, went to school in Alabama. That hour drive through Mississippi was the scariest part of my trips to and from school.

  • 29 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:57pm

    Hey, at least he was willing to date outside of his family.

  • 38 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:39pm

    i know what your spouse is missing... 75% of their teeth.