He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
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I'm a northerner who married a Mississippian. You don't know what you're missing!!
My MS education taught me that this is not a metaphor.
It's a hilarious simile.
Originally from NJ...Graduated from Ole Miss and live on the MS Gulf Coast. I love it, and for the record...southern women are the best. Especially those at Ole Miss; it is the mecca of beautiful women.
I hate when people talk shit about Mississippi.
They have no idea what they are talking about, so they need too stfu.
I'm from Mississippi, have a Bachelor's AND a Master's degree... a good job and a husband who's not a relative of mine. I wear shoes everyday, live a 1/2 block from the "man made" beach, don't have children yet, much less 10... didn't get pregnanT in high school, am not overweight and I LOVE the South... Wow - it seems as though I"m *gasp* NORMAL!
Well I'm a girl from jersey and I go to LSU and the south has more attractive men by FAR than the north
Im from mississippi and i go to college, drive a new car, never have or thought of having sex with one of my cousins, have all my teeth, wear shoes, and have no kids, and since every mission trip ive every been on involves going up north to help i kinda think that maybe this whole stereotype might be a little bit backwards.
7:13, I'm reppin' the East Coast.
& Fuck yeah, Starstrukk is a good song.
something tell me if you were to open up that oyster you def wouldn't find any pearls in there
They're just jealous of all of our old money...All of those folks out west had to work for their money, we are given ours to spend on fraternity dues and whiskey drinks.
5:16, Hipsters generate demand for thrift stores. It's a vicious cycle.
man, dont get on the southern girls. im from MS and there is nothing like SOUTHERN LOVIN!
If anyone sounds ignorant it would be the people who are still stereotyping an entire state or region with negativity and hate in 2009. I live in Mississippi and I can assure you I have a college degree and all my teeth. I'm happy to know that people with such hatred views will most likely steer clear of our state. We don't want you here anyway =p
Mississippians give good dick. She don't know what she's missing!
Wow. Even with this behavior, people still think southerners are the ignorant, bigoted ones?
Actually, fuck FoCo it's a little something I rep called 303. And yeah, I've actually lived there unlike these dumb east coast cunts that run around with the hand gestures singing Starstrukk.
oh and for what it's worth, I think this post was written by an ignorant bitch in Junction. This just sounds like something one of those dumb cunts would say.
You left out that in Arkansas, everyone has almost 20 kids like those creepy Duggers. And that everyone in Utah is a Mormon with three 14 yr old wives.
southern people are the best, you cannot match the mens manners or the girls charm and looks.
Ain't nuthin wrong with tha south. Y'all just gotta find the right one. HAHA
we even got the intarwebz down here in the sippi but we do not have shoes though. they cost too much.
Amen, 5:19. I live here too and one of the best things about Miss is the fact that arrogant, ignorant people steer clear of us. They think we all live in trailers, date our cousins and have 16 kids out of wedlock.
can we stop arguing about stereotypes and shit and appreciate the fact that her vag clamped shut like a frightened oyster?
Keep hating the south, as long as you assholes don't move down here and fuck up our ecosystem, everything will be cool. Besides, we have the prettiest girls in the U.S.
can you believe 7:13 was the fastest sperm in his pack? oh, someone needs to fill or drive the special bus.
girls from the south are hot.....and don't give you lots of shit.
the majority of Iowans don't grow corn 12:54
No. 4:39 "Their teeth"? I think you mean "his or her teeth"... Moron......
Mississippi? Love it here. Every girl you see is a slut!
seriously, the ignorance perpetuated in this text message is just as bad as the assumed ignorance in Mississippi/the south in general. Anyone who actually thinks that way willingly and knowingly lives what they claim to hate.
Shit. I thought my vag was the only one that did that!
hahaha this just made me laugh ^_^ an oyster?!
ITS OK YOU ARE SAFE UNLESS HE IS YOUR COUSIN
don't fuck with the south y'all...
yes, women are dumb bitches
It's wicked annoying that you're all arguing about which is better (or worse), when the answer is obvious; none. Each region has its positives and negatives. Most of what you people are bringing up is probably from watching movies, so its not sufficient evidence, anyway. Also Southerns have their own perceptions of Northerners too, so this is not only one sided.
Sad thing about this is, I'm probably younger than all of you.
Gotta love America.
haha exactly. i live in mississippi too and i'm asked all the time whether i own shoes, have running water, or am engaged to any of my cousins. it's usually funny and i laugh it off, but the other day someone asked me in all honesty whether i owned any slaves or not. wow... it seems like the ignorant people aren't all from mississippi....
LOL @ 4.57pm.
I am from Canada and I live in an igloo.
you dont like southern gentlemen?
Ur vagina probably smells like a clam lmao
Yeah, living in the south sucks...we have the best conference in the nation, the SEC, the hottest women... sucks being the best and having the hottest women.... yeah we are also the fattest and still have the best teams and hottest women in the south... what u got yankees?? Oh yeah, 2 yrs of getting your asses beat by Florida...i mean straight skullfucked.... just give up, you're hopes of winning again are over...
No 4:39 thats the meth heads.
9:37 my exact thoughts. wonderful wonderful metaphor.
Gooooo Mississippi! My boyfriend's lived there all his life and he gives greatttt sex :)
her vag clamed up because she was black and he was white!
yeah you must live in montgomery or something inland bama sucks except for birmingham. o and this is NOT a metaphor. it's a simile
How could we ever tell?
what a great metaphor
Fort Collins has a reeallly good thrift store. but lots of hipster-looking types.
I lived in South Carolina for 15yrs. The day I moved to Mississippi was the most wonderful day of my life. Everybody is so sweet and well mannered. The men are so polite and have sweet southernly charm. I love my Mississippi hubby! I plan on raising my son here for as long as I can. Mississippi is my home :) Ive always been a southern baby! Proud to say I was born in Louisiana and settled in Mississippi
I attend grad school at Ole Miss and have to say some of the stupidest, most shallow and by far ugliest girls attend that hellish school. Glad the Bulldogs won the Egg Bowl this year! And yes, I was born and raised in the South. Unfortunately MS is kart of it.
Southern boys are definitely more attractive.
Haha 6:27 Canada here too and I own two of those igloos
I am a Mississippian living in CO and MS guys are both attractive and have wonderful manners. You made a mistake last night by clamping shut I tell ya
junction sucks, gotta give it to him. the mountain girl shoulda let the southerner into that oyster.
fuck you and your vagina.
5:19, we trash Mississippi because along with telling us about your college degree, you also felt the need to remind us you still have all of your teeth.
i has all my teefs!!!!
Hey, 5:05, no need for that. By the way, Fort Collins, CO representin'.
7:39, this is 12:54
Apparently you've never heard of sarcasm before.
Proud Mississippian here! I have multiple advanced degrees, work at NASA, live in a nice house without wheels and am not related to my husband.
5:42, please tell me that was sarcasm otherwise you are one of the most pathetic specimens on the face of the earth
What ever I'm Mississippi girl and our guys are a hell of alot better than whatever shit hole you crawled out of
The South will rise again.
jackson kids are doushebags, everywhere else are usually just weird, coast kids are straight though.
i live in alabama and it sucks. i can't wait to move to europe.
Wow.. I live in Mississippi and everyone in my family has graduated with a college degree. I can't believe some of the things people have said. It just makes them sound idiotic. I agree. If you are that ignorant, we don't want you here anyway. I wouldn't want one of our nice southern gentlemen going to someone like that anyway. By the way, the girls from Ole Miss are the prettiest around!
You must be in Jackson wyo. Fucking southerner every where.
Fuck you MS is the best
In fact, I suggest writing off the entire south. Except maybe Atlanta.
i know what your spouse is missing... 75% of their teeth.
IF YOU HATE OLE MISS GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT SCHOOL AND GO RIMG SOME COWBELLS AT STATE... WE DONT WANT YOU HERE ANYWAYS. OH AND YOUR PROBABLY UGLY AND JUST JEALOUS...
ppl r taking this very seriously >.>...
Fuck u kiss my southern ass
Hey, at least he was willing to date outside of his family.
12:37 - 4:49 was correcting someone else's poor grammar in his/her attempt to make fun of the South. Their instead of his/her. You obviously didn't get it, you Northern POS.
I live in MS, I'm in college. Mississippi has the lowest ACT scores next to Washington, DC. Our capital city has one of the highest crime rates. We are the 2nd most unhealthy state, Louisiana being the fattest. Mississippi is also the number one state in teen pregnancies! At least ten 7th graders that attend the high school I graduated from are pregnant right now. Mississippi is also home to the world's largest man-made beach.
4:49 Do you even know what "their" means? It's different from "there" you southern POS.
Don't misconstrew the girls reason for saying this people lol... she's been with a mississippi boy before... and doesn't think she can handle that level of exstacy again lol
I'm from Los Angeles and I lived in Mississippi for 2 months.. all the men had fantastic manners... but they were not nearly as attractive as the guys in Cali.. I'm sorry, not trying to be ignorant.. just stating what I got from the experience.
So apparently we can't discriminate against anyone anymore unless they happen to be Southern?
Gross. The south. Almost as bad as stupid alaska.
YOU HAVE THE CLAP! hahahahahahaha
Fuck you dumb ass
Your vag is very wise, OP. I live in NOLA, went to school in Alabama. That hour drive through Mississippi was the scariest part of my trips to and from school.
this guy from AZ asked if we had gas stations.. really?